Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 7hThe real gender gap is "how many minutes before I have to leave the house must I awaken" 070
Reposted by Benjamin MarshB.J. Hutto @bjhutto.bsky.social · 17hThe unexamined life sounds awesome sometimes 131
Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 19hI still am surprised by the number of people who decide who they're going to vote for on the day they go to vote 180
Reposted by Benjamin Marshre/enchanted @reenchanted.bsky.social · 20hI always thought therapy pets were just there to try to support their humans, but here we clearly see a therapy pet on the couch as their therapist asks them to reflect the life choices and the moments that led them here. 131
Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 22hPurchased a Ford escape phev Almost immediately got a recall notice for exploding batteries Recall took 8 months, was only a software fix The software fix cuts down my available power by 1/4 so the batteries don't explode. Lol. Lolllll lollllllllll 220
Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love when the cookout window person says " do you need anything else " because brother need had nothing to do with it in the first place 240
Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i despise long answering machine messages. Just say "I'm not here leave a message." and then you won't check it anyway i know but at least we dispense with pretense. 230
Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey everyone! Big news! I'm starting a new podcast with my dog where I just ask him why he's laying on my couch. 9171
Benjamin Marsh @wearenotenemies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Little followed reality is Medicaid cuts are going for the most severely disabled first I have homes for the most intensive patients that have waiting list so long that we simply had to cut off the waiting list. 3102
