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Wayward

@waywardaudio.bsky.social
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I am a human teapot of English stereotypes, steeped in sarcasm and self-delusion. I act, I game, I embarrass myself.

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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Not saying I’d steal a corgi, but if one made prolonged eye contact and looked even slightly underappreciated… I’ve got a tote bag and questionsble morals.
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"We shouldn’t." …Okay, but consider this: what if we did? 🤔💋 #WhatIfWeJustKissed #WaywardAudio youtu.be/g_utPwqtbic
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I Catch You Looking at Me… And I’m Looking Too | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🕛 Midnight picnic? A little odd, but okay. 🍓 Every single one of my favourite foods? Suspicious. 🎡 Abandoned funfair where we first met? Very suspicious. 👀 You keep looking at me like you know something I don’t? Alarming. 💡 Oh. Oh no. You’re about to say something, aren’t you? youtu.be/Um8xHinF-RA
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Midnight Picnic? Okay, This Is Not Weird at All… | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Wayward: "You know, I've heard of people cremating their enemies... but pineapple? What did the poor fruit do to deserve this?" You: "You like pineapple on pizza." Wayward: "Yes, but preferably without a Viking funeral." youtu.be/0dgqLzKrPtg
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I’ll Confess My Love if You Stop Eating That Pizza | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When shadows close in and the world feels too heavy, will you let yourself lean on someone who refuses to let you fall? youtu.be/uwr7ikfXtVY
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You’re Not Alone, No Matter What You Think | Comfort | Loving Girlfriend | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
WAYWARD: I did not drink something dangerous from the fridge. YOU: You did. WAYWARD: No... Yes. Yes, I did. Oh no. What colour was the truth potion again? youtu.be/WVPrUMsbgOs
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So, I Drank the Purple Thing in the Fridge… | Truth Potion | Friends to Lovers | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Picture this: You smash through a skylight to save the day, only for your "victim" to thank you... and then casually reveal they’re the mastermind behind the entire kidnapping. youtu.be/LV2PekGH-gY
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I Knew You’d Come to Save Me | Spoiled Yandere Rich Girl | It’s a Trap | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Found in the break room: "Catherine broke the printers again. Black market cake meet-up at 2 PM. Bring tea. Shh!" youtu.be/q5-GTpCMxvM
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You Know You Love a Bit of Office Drama | Office Troublemaker | Corporate Hell | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wayward: Oh, good morning. You: Isn’t it a bit early for... Wayward: Shhh, no questions. Just cuddles. Or else the pout comes out. youtu.be/onyywoq3WCw
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Hey, You’re Awake! Want to Cuddle? | Clingy Girlfriend | Early Morning Adoration | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Pouting? Me? Oh, I’m pouting. I need something to cuddle. But if you’re here now, maybe I’ll give the pillow a rest. youtu.be/ejmHA1g0g1s
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You’ve Been Working Too Hard, Darling | Concerned Wife | Cuddles | Pillow Stealing | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Morning person? Sure, if 'person who didn’t sleep' counts.
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Captain: ‘Are you sure this will work?’ Me: Spins in circles ‘Absolutely. The moon is calling me.’ 🌕🦋 Honestly, I have no idea if I’m leading us home or just to the nearest light bulb. ✨💡 youtu.be/YA0A6pnoh5g #FollowTheWings #ShinyCaptain #WaywardAudio
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Moth Girl Astronaut Gets a Little Too Caffeinated | Love Confession | Sci Fi | AUDIO RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Favourite mug: destroyed. Emotional stability: gone. Evil plans: imminent.
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Me: “I’m in love with you.” Them: hits me in the face trying to be romantic If we survive this, I’m writing a survival guide... for love, not zombies. 💕🧟 youtu.be/6wvPLJqpChE #FacePalmRomance #WaywardAudio
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Awkward Confession During a Zombie Apocalypse | Friends to Lovers | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Oh sweetheart, I didn’t kidnap you. I rescued you. There’s a difference. Ask the FBI... if they catch me. 🔗🚨 youtu.be/ZVzL18tdhW4 #NotALoveCrime #WaywardAudio
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I Would Do Anything for You, Except Let You Go | Yandere Grilfriend | Gaslighting | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Look, it’s New Year’s Eve. Champagne happened. Magic happened. My tail happened. Don’t question it, just pet it. 🐾✨ youtu.be/PQ3HhXwz9tQ #FurryButFlawless #WaywardAudio
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Pet My Tail and I’ll Tell You Everything | Tipsy Kitsune Grilfriend | Fluffy Secrets | Audio RP
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Wayward @waywardaudio.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New year, same regrets. But hey, they’re vintage now.
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