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Wayne Fryback

@waynefryback.bsky.social
5.1K followers 3.6K following 17K posts

He/him/his. Husband. Father of two ÂûDHD boys. Accountant. Car guy. I work really hard, but then so do washing machines. I'll treat you like an adult unless you give me a reason not to.

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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 5h
Re-upping this photo of my pumpkin from 2 years ago, in loving memory of Tim Curry this year... who will ALWAYS be Pennywise. #RIPTimCurry
A photo of my 2024 Halloween pumpkin carving, featuring the face of Pennywise the Clown (Tim Curry, "It" - 1990)
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's because the truth is that you're too fucking cowardly, couch fucker.
Emo JD Vance
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Public awareness of #Cocktober, y'all!
A meme showing pictures of various women coughing into their closed hands. The caption reads: "Invisible cocks time of year is here"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"No Santa in Israel, pal!" 😞
Mafia Joe Biden
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#touchgrass
Hemlock Falls trailhead near Malabar Farm State Park, Butler, Ohio
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How some of Bluesky besties spend the weekend...
A man, praying: "Me tryingnot to smoke weed before noon"

A lady, kneeling on the couch with her exposed ass: "My weed"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went hiking with the family today. This rock formation needs to chill tf out.
A rock formation in the woods with a big crack down the middle, looking like a butt.
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday Share Share a black and white photo if you'd like. I look a little rough and weathered these days, but I'm still sexy af.
A black and white selfie
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Definitely. Lol
Don Draper's drunk sales pitch for Life cereal from "Mad Men"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My son and I got an early start to celebrate the equinox as well! 😊
A splendid pumpkin pie that my son and I baked the other day
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Your bitch called again. He needs more money."
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow. Something I said?? [Block this motherfucker and yeet him into the sun]
A rather rude and unprovoked attack on autistic children by user @raoulduke1976.bsky.social, whom you should block forthwith.
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😂
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Luminaries" Oh is that what we're calling them now?
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Granddad Freeman from "The Boondocks", screaming at his phone: "WOULD!"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're lying. 9 out of 10 people masturbate regularly. And the 10th one is a liar.
A meme showing a picture of people at a public protest. Someone's hand is holding up a sign that reads "I masturbate and I vote!"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I said, 'Lord protectme from my haters"

And God replied "MAAANN AIN'T NOBODY THINKING ABOUT YOU!"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
JD Vance is just John Wayne Gacy with eyeliner
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparently they’ve cast the new #JamesBond
Steve Buscemi as Nucky Thompson in HBO's "Boardwalk Empire"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whats it like inside your head
"It's like floating on a cloud of titties"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Truly.
Trump tards at the RNC wearing maxipads on their ears in a "show of support" for their "wounded" Dear Leader
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I said, 'Lord protect me from my haters!'

And God replied, 'MAAANN AIN'T NOBODY THINKING ABOUT YOU!'"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How's THIS for content, you fucking shitheel??
JD Vance as "Lil' Couchfucker"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Name your favorite Bob
Robert Mitchum
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Virgin River flowing through Zion National Park in Utah
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thcc lol
"Juicy Trump"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
The '65 Mustang in the opening credits of "Misery" being driven down a snowy Colorado mountain road by Paul Sheldon (James Caan) to the tune of "Shotgun" by Junior Walker & the All Stars
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A photo of the meme with Trump in the Oval Office with Jesus behind him, holding onto his shoulders. Except Jesus has been secretly replaced with Charles Manson.
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Creepy Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jessica Lange: "There's not going to be a ceasefire you stupid slut."
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Skeletor: "Sigh... **zip**"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He's probably afraid that someone will follow him around and play goofy tuba music because he was caught on camera the other day with his extra huge ass.
Juicy Trump
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Diaper doula
Lee Zeldin on X: "Natalie Harp is an incredibly hardworking, talented, principled, and loyal member of the Trump Admin who passionately wants to help our nation thrive. Every day, she brings drive and focus to her work serving our country. She's truly a phenomenal member of POTUS' team."
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Cartoon Jared Kushner: "It's getting warm in here. I hope Ivanka made champagne popsicles."
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's like that level in Super Mario World where the evil sun is trying to kill you
Super Mario level with the evil sun
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dude...
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Prove you were a nerd as a small child
Square One Television (PBS/CTW, 1987)
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He has his trolling, and we have ours.
JD Vance as "Lil' Couchfucker"
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lol you mean THIS fuckin guy?? 😂
"JD Vance is just John Wayne Gacy with eyeliner"
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