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Wayfarer

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⚠️ OWNED BY A MEGACORP. Provincial but sadly not Canadian. Still legal in most states. Signing books (not mine!) Compulsive liar. (he/him) Also good: they/them (royal), dude/dude (abiding), they/them (multitudinous). 4 June Tiananmen Square

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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 25/01/2026
This #Caturday, the Office Supervisor told us to hold his calls because he had a hell of a night.
Photograph of a cat with Siamese markings lying sprawled on his back on a carpeted floor, limbs splayed out, seemingly oblivious to the world around him.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 10/01/2026
A chilly #Caturday morning! Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief has come seeking warmth and would rather we didn’t make such a fuss over it.
Photograph of a longhaired Siamese cat with snowshoe markings. She’s lying on a bed, staring at the camera, her tail tucked around her, in a tight loaf against the bulk of a person under a blanket.  She has a vaguely annoyed expression on her face.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 04/01/2026
The Office Supervisor did not want to get up for #Caturday, but sends his regards.
Photo of a Siamese cat on a blanket. His eyes are squeezed shut as if he does not want to be disturbed.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 27/12/2025
It’s #Caturday again, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief is still judging us all from on high.
Photograph of a white longhaired cat with ragdoll markings atop a wooden shelf, just a short distance from the ceiling, staring down at the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 20/12/2025
It is #Caturday, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief thinks you’re up to something…
Photograph of a longhaired cat with ragdoll markings lying on a bed, paws outstretched, eyes narrowed, giving the camera a suspicious look.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 14/12/2025
This #Caturday, the Local Void wants what I’m having.
Photograph of a black cat lying on a couch next to someone’s lap, staring at something off frame to the right.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 06/12/2025
This #Caturday, the Office Manager is up to no good!
Photograph of a cat with Siamese markings emerging from behind a chair and attempting to climb a wall. He looks at the camera as if surprised he’s been caught in the act. A red box barely visible in the foreground may be his target.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 30/11/2025
The Office Manager has decreed that all ergonomic equipment is reserved for him this #Caturday. Y’all just gonna have to stand.
Photograph from above of a Siamese cat lying on a blanket-covered chair, tail draped over the side. The cat is staring up at the camera with slightly crossed eyes.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 23/11/2025
It is #Caturday, and the Office Manager would like to provide proof of life. Not the best pose for that, but the effort is appreciated!
Photograph from above of a cat with seal point Siamese markings, on its back, front paws curled up, exposing its belly. 

I’ve been ill. That is all.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 11/10/2025
It’s #Caturday, and the Local Void has…dropped off an organizer pouch? What are you trying to tell me, little cat?
Photograph of a longhaired black cat looming over a Thule organizer pouch he has just dropped and gazing expectantly at the viewer.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 10/10/2025
For the safety of yourself and repair-minded folk around you, please do not refer to your iFixit package as an “Antifa ration” when collecting your mail. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Photograph of packaging for a shipment from iFixit, a cardboard box emblazoned with a full-bleed image of a stylized fist holding a wrench aloft, in the fashion of a Cold War-era Communist propaganda poster.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 05/10/2025
This #Caturday, the Local Void is feeling…impish.
Photograph of a longhaired black cat lying on a blanket. He is facing the camera, tongue sticking out slightly.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 21/09/2025
This #Caturday, Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief saw an opportunity and took it. No games this evening.
Photograph of a longhaired white cat with snowshoe-like markings sitting on a blanket, facing resolutely away from the camera, butt and tail draped across a Steam Deck and TV remote.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 14/09/2025
It is #Caturday, and the Local Void reminds me there are books to be read!
Photograph of a long haired black cat sitting on the back of a couch, bookshelves behind him.  He stares alertly at the camera, yellow eyes and the top of his nose the only features visible on his face.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 07/09/2025
This #Caturday, the Local Void recharges by catching up on his favorite shows.
Photograph of a long haired black cat lying on a blanket on a couch. The light of a screen is reflected in his eyes.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 31/08/2025
Pictured: the Office Supervisor realizing he slept through another #Caturday.
Photograph of a Siamese cat lying on his side on a cat bed, one paw draped over the lip.  His eyes are barely open, as if just waking up.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 23/08/2025
Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief reminds us that it is already #Caturday.
Photograph of a longhaired white cat with ragdoll markings loafing on a wall, backlit, one paw extended slightly to right of frame.  Her face is in shadow, but appears to have a judgmental expression as she gazes at the viewer.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 10/08/2025
This #Caturday, the Office Supervisor is expecting a TPS report.
Photograph of a slightly blurry Siamese cat lying on a bed. The cat is looking at the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 02/08/2025
It is #Caturday, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief has identified her next target.
Photograph of a white cat with snowshoe markings sitting behind a lamp and staring intently at something to the right of frame with pale blue eyes.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 26/07/2025
It is #Caturday, and the Office Supervisor is performing mandatory assessments on all sittable surfaces.
Photograph of a Siamese cat lying on a chair.  His head is lifted slightly as he regards the viewer with deep blue eyes, possibly with a bit of a reproachful expression?
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 20/07/2025
This #Caturday, the Local Void absorbs the light. As he does.
Photograph of a longhaired black cat reclining on a blanket.  The cat is lying on his side, yellow eyes watching the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 13/07/2025
The Office Supervisor called in lazy this #Caturday. I tracked him down, and… No lies detected.
Photograph of a cat with seal-point Siamese markings reclining against a carpeted scratching post and looking innocently at the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 28/06/2025
The Office Supervisor is taking this #Caturday off so he can do mischief over the holiday weekend. Such smart time management!
Photograph of a cat with seal-point Siamese markings lying on a bed.  The cat stares at something to right of frame, eyes reflecting light, front paws extending toward the viewer on the left, and back paws splayed out toward the right.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 21/06/2025
It's #Caturday again, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief is doing her rounds.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 14/06/2025
It is #Caturday, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief reminds us that in America, we suffer #NoKings. Be seen, be safe, friends.
Photograph of a motion-blurred white cat with brown ragdoll markings on a glass table.  The cat is yelling at the camera, fangs visible.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 07/06/2025
This #Caturday, it is so hot that the Local Void is melting…
Photograph of a longhaired black car sprawled along the back of a couch.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 04/06/2025
Political marketing opportunity available, if a particular fast food chain is brave enough.
Promotional photograph of a suspiciously empty Del Taco franchised restaurant unit.  Lights are on around the exterior, and the background is a deep purple sky with magenta wisps of clouds, suggesting an idyllic sunset.  Do not be fooled.  Those are chemtrails, or possibly the vaporous outbursts of recent visitors to the restaurant.

It's pretty good for fast "Mexican" food, even in the Southwest, but that's admittedly a low bar, and the way Taco Bell limbos under that bar really makes me crave it instead.  Mmm, chalupas…
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 31/05/2025
It is #Caturday, and the Office Manager insists the moth is somewhere in this room. Please let me sleep in, sir!
Photograph of a seal-point Siamese cat lying on a bed, facing the camera.  His eyes are wide, ears alert, and the reflection of a window is visible in them.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 24/05/2025
Okay, apparently I'm supposed to get back to work.
Photograph of a Siamese cat framed by a sunbeam, but now wide awake, eyes narrowed and  mouth open as he makes demands of yr. humble photographer.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 24/05/2025
This #Caturday, even the Office Supervisor is taking a day off.
Photograph of a Siamese cat resting beside a bed, framed in a sunbeam, eyes almost fully shut as he basks in the light of the morning sun.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 17/05/2025
It's #Caturday, and… Sir. I insist that— SIR!
Photograph of the top of a Siamese cat's head as it attempts to nuzzle the photographer.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 10/05/2025
This #Caturday, the Local Void politely demands an offering.
Photograph of a black longhaired cat sitting on a blanket draped along the back of a couch.  The cat gazes at the viewer, a paw extended toward the camera, claws partially visible, grasping the blanket.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 05/05/2025
The Local Void makes an argument for joining the Dark Side. May the 4th be with you!
A longhaired black cat sits in a loaf on a striped blanket.  It looks toward the left of frame alertly, one paw half extended, ready for action.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 03/05/2025
It is #Caturday. On this day, Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief judges us. (She does that every day.)
Photograph of a fluffy cat with ragdoll markings lying on the corner of a wood desk.  A paw is extended, curled around the corner.  She glares at the camera through narrowed eyes.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 26/04/2025
"What are you doing here?" says the Office Supervisor. "It's #Caturday!"
Photograph of a Siamese cat lying on its side on a chair.  It looks at the camera expectantly.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 20/04/2025
It is #Caturday, and the Office Supervisor has decided to help me fold and press my laundry. I'm not sure I'll be getting these clothes back.
Photograph of a Siamese cat sitting on a warm pile of recently cleaned clothes that he has dragged into his cat bed.  He stares at the camera defiantly, as if he doesn't weigh like twelve pounds.  He's lucky he's adorable, is all I'm saying.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 15/04/2025
Paying the cat tax on this U.S. Tax Day. The belly is soft, and the Supervisor may not be looking…
Photograph of a Siamese cat lying on a bed.  The cat is stretched out on its back, exposing a furry, seal-point belly guarded by paws poised to grab any unsuspecting human that falls for the trap.  One eye is open, watching expectantly.  Pet the belly.  You might not regret it this time.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 12/04/2025
My Office Supervisor asks: "Is it already #Caturday?"
Photograph of a cat with Siamese markings, lying on a carpeted floor in a sunbeam.  It squints against the sunlight, as if disoriented.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 05/04/2025
The Local Void regrets he will not be attending any marches or rallies this #Caturday, but promises he will protect the bookshelf until we get home.
Photograph of a long-haired black cat standing in a bookshelf.  His yellow eyes are wide open as he stares at the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 31/03/2025
Food for thought as you move into Monday, and maybe an elaboration. I sometimes see any future irredeemably stained by our terrible present—a pessimist's view. But I try to remember that some missed opportunities would've been bad, and a "meh" present doesn't limit the future. There is hope.
Diagram of branching paths as viewed by a pessimist.  Every missed opportunity would've been a good one, and a poor present sabotages every future outcome.  There are many ways forward, none of them good.Diagram of branching paths, viewed more realistically.  Outcomes vary in awesomeness, both those reached by past opportunities, and those reached by future ones.  There is always hope.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 29/03/2025
It is #Caturday, and after the week we've had, even our Office Supervisor is exhausted! Rest up, strangers, and meet the day on your terms!
Photograph of a Siamese cat sprawled on a blue blanket, belly up, paws curled, head toward the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 24/03/2025
The Local Void waits for me to expire while I recover from the Arizona-Oregon game. Maybe a last gasp of #Pac12AfterDark?
Photograph from below of a black cat's head in silhouette, as it gazes down at the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 22/03/2025
The Local Void has informed me that he would like to nap, and I am the only suitable spot in the house, and I should hold perfectly still for the next few hours. #Caturday
Photograph from the front, of a black cat's face.  The cat lies on a grey plaid blanket, front paws barely visible against the pattern.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 22/03/2025
On this #Caturday, Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief reminds us that she can walk on two legs, too.
Photograph from above of a blue-eyed white cat with ragdoll markings rearing up, front paws out in front of it, gazing into the camera.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 21/03/2025
Geese. Or maybe just one horrible goose. They have them in Canada.
Screencap of the titular goose from "Untitled Goose Game", lurking under a picnic bench and brandishing a knife in its beak.  Text reads:  "peace was never an option".
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 20/03/2025
The Local Void absorbs sunlight, as voids do. The energy will be converted to mischief when night falls.
Photograph of a black cat lying on the floor and basking in sunlight from the window next to him.  His head is raised as he watches the photographer.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 20/03/2025
Apropos of nothing, a Bluesky tip! If you're trying to post a thread, you don't have to post and reply and reply. Start your first post, then hit the plus ('+') sign to edit the next post in the thread. Repeat as needed, and hit 'Post All' to publish the whole thing. #SkeetSkeet, lads!
Screenshot of a Bluesky post editing window, with the plus sign at the bottom that starts a followup post circled in red.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 15/03/2025
Our Lady of Perpetual—no, wait—my office supervisor hopes you spoil a cat this #Caturday.
Blurry photograph of a white cat with ragdoll markings, lying on a bed, being eclipsed by the face of a seal point Siamese cat.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 08/03/2025
Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief has declared that this #Caturday, there shall be no skeets until she gets treats. She also bids me wish her fellow queens out there a very happy International Women's Day. But first, the treats.
Photograph of a longhaired white cat with ragdoll-style tabby points sitting in a chair, blocking access to the nearby keyboard, and looking up at the camera with expectant blue eyes.
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Wayfarer @wayfarer.chat · 06/03/2025
And the reaction! 👑
Capture of Pete Buttigieg, seated, reacting to witty repartee from Stephen Colbert.  Curled left hand half-conceals a taut, amused smile, eyes wide in delight or possibly mild shock as he gazes off screen and visualizes something he might regret thinking of.
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