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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 2h
i doubt it
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 3h
hes a lying grifter is the big one
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 3h
"the toddler brain is a first pass classification syst-" i say as they tackle me
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 3h
who is disturbed
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
jev is a toddler prove me wrong
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
no man
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
all news is about how dems suck even when it's about how reps suck
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
no one should pay attention to ryan grim
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
when in doubt, go with what you know blame it all on ukraine
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
we are not a sports betting app we are an app that makes sports bets
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
i like self driving cars because ive seen how you all drive
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
mr trump are you in full retreat
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
i have a problem with obvious lies
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 20h
put it in my veins
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 23h
absurd
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how is sneakers only rated a 7 out of 10 on imdb
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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m going to distrust politicians who make their electoral case on turning out the disengaged on conspiratorial anti-establishment themes for basically the rest of my life.
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
trumps expanding retreat
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
been doing it for decades
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Am I the Messiah? I Could Be
ALT: Am I the Messiah? I Could Be
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he posted again but instead of farmers hes protecting its golfers no seriously
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nothing about the phone number huh
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
posting cottons phone number
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trump might have lost the support of another republican or two today, eh
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
jared kushner is working for the government, just not ours
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its nice they included instructions on how to fight the alien
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahem…
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh were desperate for votes now
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my dogs dream job
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My beautiful sister everyone
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a rock we made think is still pretty cool
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i started buying only pink lighters because they got pocketed by someone else approximately zero times
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can also just delete tweets if it turns out you are spreading lies
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the account that posted the alleged lyrics now says its fake
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its always interesting how differently the fake and the correction are shared
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is just what a mosquito would want you to do are you in the employ of big mosquito
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok ima fight terminator damn terminator got hands
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i watched coco, i had no idea it was a dia de los muertos movie or that it would be a tear jerker nobody told me i was not prepared
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok i dont but i have the same cup sitting next to me
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i know
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dont know anything about alleged lyrics but apparently they are friends despite politics and have collabed on a kid rock song before
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
correction, kid rock is releasing a song that eminem is in
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
according to the trending thing on the right hes releasing a song with kid rock about their friendship or something, which sounds wild
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and pornography
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Rocky dance
ALT: Rocky dance
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
funfunfunfun
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guess what www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVs...
youtube.com
Rebecca Black - Friday
YouTube video by rebecca
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