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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am very happy to be pregnant. AND I AM SO SAD TO BE MISSING OUT ON PEAK HALLOWEEN FLASH TATTOO SEASON.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Finally catching up on season five of SLOMW. And man, oh mannnnn, do I hate when Jen makes me side with Zac.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When you wake up on a Saturday morning and decide you’re going to dissemble a bookshelf, build a new cabinet, and finish painting the kitchen. And then are also like… WHY NOT ALSO PAINT THE DRESSING ROOM?! Why am I the way that I am.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t know why I was ever sleeping on regularly scheduled pedicures with a nice foot and leg massage. Have I never fully loved myself until now?

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Made a rhubarb tart over the weekend and gained 6 pounds. Worth it.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Bending over to buckle my shoes has officially become an issue. Cool cool cool…. Only 15ish weeks to go ☠️ pregnancy is SO FUN.

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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Shan't be doing anything.

A girl stands, peacefully smiling. Text reads: "I don't want to do anything ever again in my life thank you I won't be doing anything".

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I haven’t eaten ANY French fries in over 24 hours. 😏 epitome of health? Thats what some might say.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“I saw someone walking down Union and thought, ‘Who’s that stylish person?’ And it was you.” ☠️🥰🥹

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I would never get featured on Criterion Closet Picks because my top two favorite movies are 21 and 22 Jump Street. And I don’t know that it gets better from there. So.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

People who unexpectedly knock on our front door baffle me. Do they actually think I’m wearing pants in my own home and am able to answer the door? Who do they think I am?

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My pants fit this morning… but now they’re having to be held together by a hair tie. 🙄 Pregnancy retires yet another pair of work trousers. 🪦

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When you’re not just craving an item. You’re craving a size. Shout out to Sonic for that Route 44 Cherry Limeade.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Is getting back on Instagram just wanting to get into building miniatures? What is this algorithm?

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Why aren’t chicken nuggies considered whole foods 😭

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Doctor appointment updates: bb’s heart beat is perfect! ❤️❤️ But I may have been instructed to cut back on the pizza rolls and to eat more fruit 👎👎 husband is a total narc. #week16

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

UberEats being able to deliver cough medicine past midnight to me may have just switched my loyalties. Just saying, DoorDash….

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Tell me you’re pregnant without telling me you’re pregnant: went to grab dinner, came home with chocolate cake and four boxes of cereal.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Tell me you’re pregnant without telling me you’re pregnant: last week I cried because Fred Meyer didn’t have Sister Schubert rolls.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

An inverse haiku: Thirty dollars for curry that wasn’t that good. Door Dash got me again. Damn.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Why doesn’t Taco Bell offer family size pintos and cheese the way KFC does family size mashed potatoes? WE DESERVE ANSWERS. WE DEMAND CHANGE.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Vicksburg, MS has just discovered avocado paired with bacon.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

You ever wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and randomly get N*Sync’s “Dirty Pop” stuck in your head on repeat to the point that you can’t go back to sleep? No?

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

WE JUST BOUGHT SO MANY PLANTS AT THE PLANT SALE AND THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT YALL. I CAN FEEL IT. THIS YEAR, WE CAN DO GARDENING RIGHT.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Three drink goblin kind of Monday.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

A colleague told me my pants were giving Victorian child and catch me strut-strut-struttin’ the rest of the day because I am fully taking it as a compliment.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Manifesting the weather that I’m ready for by busting out the Croc Sirens. It’s our time, baby 🙏

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Can we talk about how good a smoothie can be if you just follow a recipe?

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Finally able to get some hours in on a Saturday ❤️

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Got an email for a “husky” 5k and almost let it destroy my peace. Then realized it was UW related. So… crisis averted.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Just cried over, “Suddenly, it’s December and you’re not 17 anymore. And you haven’t been 17 for a very long time, but sometimes you need to remind yourself,” so that’s how my Sunday is going.

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Pretty sure track pants are work appropriate if they have bows on them, right? Right?! (Show 👏 me 👏 the 👏 policy 👏)

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Whe your BNB has a hot tub, you hot tub

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Little John Goodman action on this day #bartonfink

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Kimberly Watson @watsonthe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

“I wish you could schedule texts to send at a later time so my friends didn’t get woken up at 2am by my weird impulsive texts,” is a thought I just had. That led me to a Google search. That now allows me to do this.