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Waterside Character

@watersidecharacter.bsky.social

518 followers 132 following 816 posts

Incorrigible hedonist. Enjoy hovering and gazing seaward. Guard your French fries.

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Age yourself with a childhood crush.

Peggy Fleming

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Butt-head with a similar expression.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Count Floyd from SCTV caught in the middle of saying, “aa-oooh, scary!”

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Is it me or does the headline text look wonky on the paper he’s holding?

Purported recent photo of Mitch McConnell.

Closeup of newspaper held by Mitch McConnell showing headline text looking indecipherable.

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Moment from Alien 3 where the creature is right beside a flinching Sigourney Weaver.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

BREAKING: The Honeybees will, under no circumstances, perform at Freedom 250.

Mary Ann, Ginger, and Mrs. Howell performing on Gilligan’s Island as The Honeybees.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

They’re so weirdly devoted to him.

Renfeld embracing Nosferatu, from Werner Herzog’s 1979 film.

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Of course consent would never be a concern with this guy.

From the NYT: “In the meeting with oil executives, Trump said he was ‘going to do something on Greenland, whether they like it or not.’”

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Epstein sure liked to consult the I Ching a lot

Redacted pages from the Epstein files vaguely resembling I Ching hexagrams

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Ralph Wiggum with sheet of paper crudely taped to his shirt that says, “IDAHO.”

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Trump dreaming of the dancer in the wine glass at his Gatsby party.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If only there were a Nobel Prize for indifference….

Trump stands disengaged as others tend to person who passed out.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

“Ok, now I want you to demolish the White House. Use any excuse, like, you’re building a ballroom, say.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

He kinda looks like Jiminy Cricket.

Jeff Bezos at his ridiculous wedding.

Jiminy Cricket, Disney icon.

Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Very on brand.

The Trump administration has purged certain books from U.S. Naval Academy’s library: “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” by Maya Angelou is gone, while “Mein Kampf” remains.

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

A simple act of human decency is beyond these people.

The Trump administration clashed with a federal judge, refusing to comply with her demand for a road map to release a man deported to a Salvadoran prison last month.

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I seriously thought this was from a parody account at first. What an asshole.

RFK Jr ridicules Zelensky in jockish, locker room manner.

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Waterside Character @watersidecharacter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

God help us when AI is put in charge of something mission critical.