Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Got to hear Hayley Williams sing ‘Drunk in Love’ live in front of my wife and almost levitated 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Deck Nine randomly gives Max a mombod for two scenes 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It’s 2026, why is BuzzFeed still a running company? 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Dropped a can of croissants in the store and accidentally gave half the store nightmares 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Yeah, I’m not too keen on Islamic/Arabic terminology becoming so jokingly said. 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Theres this white woman in utter disbelief that this Panera Bread is closed down lmaooooo 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Got a nasty team wipe that I couldn’t clip because I was also streaming the Oscars while the Tie was announced lmao 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Undertone? More like underbaked. boxd.it/dvK4mbboxd.itA ★★½ review of undertone (2025)Sound design and visuals are doing some intensive heavy lifting. Everything else, even more so the lead and pacing, drastically drag the movie down. 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 12/03/2026There are no “friendlies” in Marathon. You’re going to get this finisher if you’re trying to extract or not. 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Marathon feels very Apex coded. Idk how else to explain it. 020
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The streak of me not liking Maggie’s movies continues! boxd.it/dpvcUrboxd.itA ★★½ review of The Bride! (2026)I would rather not, indeed. 021
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 05/03/2026In nerd news: Chronically online “comic” fans find out there are different shades of Green 010
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Unsubbed from a patreon of several years because they had a take so bad it pissed me off 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 01/03/2026People put 30 hours into a server test and then ask “why am I burned out already” when the full game releases 011
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Hot a pothole so hard my high beams and wipers came on. 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 15/02/2026People have weird takes about Emerald Fennell. She’s 3/3. boxd.it/d8sNaBboxd.itA ★★★½ review of Wuthering Heights (2026)It’s just horned out Romeo & Juliet??? That’s all you had to tell me. You can’t just casually drop 18th century freaknik being started by a hanging and then never explain it lmao. Isabella didn’t dese... 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I feel as if the entire studio behind Romeo is a Deadman collectively does acid together 010
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Hell yeah I’m down for whatever the fuck that Chicken game is 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I would hate to make a MP focus game in the current climate 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Everyone is going on tour and everyone is stopping in Houston damn near the same weekmedia.tenor.coma woman is stretching her arms in front of a computer screenALT: a woman is stretching her arms in front of a computer screen 010
Reposted by Jalen M.Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 09/02/2026New details on 'Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls' 🎮 • Will have 20 characters at launch • Online lobbies will have up to 64 players • There will be a single-player mode with lore 234159
Reposted by Jalen M.Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · 09/02/2026‘God of War’ live-action series casts Callum Vinson (Chucky, The Night Agent) as Atreus ➡️ variety.com/2026/tv/news... #GodofWar 3458
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Just finding out that my local Alamo Drafthouse is no more 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Gamers do know that Baldur’s Gate isn’t Larian’s…right? 330
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Don’t quit your day job, Mark. boxd.it/d0B735boxd.itA ★ review of Iron Lung (2025)I have nothing nice to say 010
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026That dude from Larian as been crashing out on main about the show lmaooooo 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 05/02/2026For a game franchise that “no one cares about” there’s quite a few people caring about a parallel story in a different genre 021
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 04/02/2026All it took was thre alt girls to get me to watch women’s figure skating 030
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 03/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm backALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back 020
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I be reposting things on tiktok like my momma doesn’t follow me 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Camp is back, baby boxd.it/cTzKvvboxd.itA ★★★½ review of Send Help (2026)Sometimes the monster you made also really liked Bear Grylls 000
Jalen M. @waterboy4hire.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Over/Under five years we get a movie remake rendition of Hamilton? 000