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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i will be seeing this in my dreams for weeks
kingdom hearts 1 synthesis item prize orb. it looks like if an ornate treasure chest was turned into a low-poly ball.
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tw: sexual assault who the fuck is “we.” who do you think you are. this bullshit equivocating article getting 2 thousand likes is another horrible reminder of the world, although it’s never once surprising what people will let pass if they simply decide they’d rather let it pass. fuck off.
a shitty, pseudo-intellectual article written by someone with absolutely no meaningful link to the current events beyond being a fan of the person, who has, to be clear, admitted to sexual assault: “What Do We Do With Jacob Geller?” from unknown website Epilogue Gaming. it features a large picture of the rapist himself at its center, because of course it does.
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all i've got left is sephiroth, the character with the funniest render in the entire series, so i can't wait to see how that goes
sephiroth, like the final fantasy 7 character, in his Kingdom Hearts 1 form. he's got a black and red cloak-like outfit, which really accentuates his long silver locks and one blue (?) wing. the focal point of the image is his unbelievably thin and long sword, which takes up about 75% of the screen and leaves sephiroth buried deep into the corner of the jpeg. it's approximately 15 feet long. i do not know how that works.
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is one of the only gameplay screenshots i have seen from the new fire emblem and i am feeling a little confused
a screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave’s combat gameplay, featuring an anime character named Anatolia in a white, nun-esque outfit firing what appears to be a completely normal pistol
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
jesus fucking christ the ai people are all getting radicalized by receiving criticism once
bluesky screenshot of some guy who’s presumably days away from joining ICE: “NGL, watching Bluesky bully a software developer for using Al makes a part of me question whether some of the worst people that I don't agree with on much of anything are right about this place.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
guy who is having a normal experience after being criticized for using AI once
Bluesky screenshot: 
some random user asks the Paint dot NET creator: “What was wrong with the post?”
Rick Brewster, the creator, replies: “It caused an army of extremely loud fascists to mob me with pitchforks”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a laughably squashed image of Jim Morrison i found on duckduckgo images. what could it mean
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yeah see this seems healthy and good (content warning for very direct invocation of racism)
a bluesky post reading: “Sorry if this happens I am doing Jim Crow shit against Clankers and Clanker-lovers.” you may recognize that this doesn’t seem like a very good thing to say, because it isn’t
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hell yeah get em Martini
rotten tomatoes user review by user Martini: one half-star. “I can disclose this movie SUCKED.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
they made baby yoda look exactly like martin scorsese
a small, shiny plastic candy dispenser in the shape of Grogu from The Mandalorian, except his face has incredibly defined raised eyebrows that resemble the shape of Martin Scorsese’s face
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
one of the biggest red flags in bios these days:
screenshot of a bluesky account’s bio, which reads “i like to draw pretty girls”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
HUGE savings on brushes at michaels
small brushes priced for clearance at michaels - the price tag for the one nearest the camera indicates “Was $2.00, now $5.49” which one assumes was accidentally flipped but suggests one of the worst deals possible
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
-Tsitsi alifut to groberaron01
comments section on a letterboxd dot com review of Avatar 3 reading “Two gay dads fighting for their adopted son’s custody”.

commenter “tsitsialifut” says:
“‘What exactly makes them gay one is married to a women, and the other was but she died or something you just said their gay with no explanation, ts pmo.’
-Tsitsi alifut to groberaron01”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
folks,,, i’ve done it
screenshot of the pokémon home app, specifically a gift pokémon given for completing the entire pokédex (through Sword and Shield due to when the gift was introduced, although i’ve completed the entire thing aside from Zarude)
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i feel terrible for game reviewers when they start getting absurd harassment over having an opinion, but i do also appreciate the opportunity to read the comments and find the wildest replies anyone has ever written
quote from some dumbass whining under a totally reasonable review for Mouse P.I.: “Yea buddy your review is not it time for a NEW LINE OF WORK
They are MOUSE of course they keep talking about cheese”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
not sure what the worst one is but immediate contender is this
a quote post of an engagement bait thread asking “what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?”: “Hamilton, the musical, was state-sponsored propaganda.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
really unnecessary story. it was obviously the catch
A headline: “'Deadliest Catch' deckhand Todd Meadows' cause of death revealed”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
so many accounts on this website who are obsessed with trying to find the way they can justify using generative AI. it’s really embarrassing. you’re still using the garbage machine that destroys the world and a lot of people can and will dislike you for it! you’re not special! just admit you like it
screenshot of bluesky post: “Unpopular concession: ChatGPT sucks at almost everything but it can be quite useful as a context-aware thesaurus.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
this is the same post unfortunately. the power of “almost”
screenshot of bluesky post: “Kat Abughazaleh is 26 years old. She almost defeated the political machine, changed the entire political conversation, and inspired so many. I can't wait to see what she does next and to support her.”Twitter post I saw a screenshot of the other day: “There's a reason Paul Skenes resonates with so many people. Baseball fans respect the talent. Americans respect the patriotism. Service members respect the path he almost took.
Originally, America was getting a soldier. Instead, it got an ace. 🫡🇺🇸”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
fine. here
the “my 9 games” trend, featuring, from top to bottom/left to right:

pokémon yellow
death stranding
final fantasy vii
outer wilds
katamari damacy
tetris dx
final fantasy viii
ace attorney: justice for all
the legend of zelda: ocarina of time
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
extremely low-res image of the Pokémon “Quilladin” from Pokémon X/Y
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
need an internet platform asap so i can try to turn this into ableism discourse
screenshot of a bluesky post by Sarah Jeong, which reads: “legos [sic] are for children and cowards who are afraid to make models”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
great news: it is
a Peanuts comic strip in which Lucy repeatedly kicks and rebuilds a snowman while Charlie Brown watches in confusion, concluding in the statement “I feel torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
don’t worry, folks. cbs can still “win” (?) if only every single household in america subscribes to paramount plus
an excerpt from a transcript of bari weiss’ all-hands meeting: “So winning isn’t about ratings. It’s about making things that people can’t live without. It’s about creating content captivating enough to ultimately make Paramount Plus a necessity for every home.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
thank you letterboxd dot com year in review. feeling great about myself
a cropped screenshot of the letterboxd year in review in which my “most watched actor” and “most watched director” are both, unfortunately, Sylvester Stallone
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
look i know things can have complicated legacies and all, but it’s kind of weird to claim that a critically acclaimed show i saw exclusively praise and excitement for on social media during its run was actually unanimously terrible and no one will ever remember it. please leave your bubbles
post by the guy who cofounded the video game site where half the writers’ brains are devastatingly internet-poisoned: “It's crazy how little impact The Watchman [sic] show made. Audaciously bad show with like a few good ideas that nobody remembers.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i unfortunately suck
youtube music recap ranking my top 5 artists/bands: taylor swift is at number one followed by the beatles, radwimps, the joy formidable, and carly rae jepsen
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
hawk tuah
red-tailed hawk sitting on a wooden trellis in the snow, with a background of many trees
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
is it a good sign when the most positive review for your movie calls you a director for hire
Screenshot of The Telegraph’s 5 star review excerpt on Metacritic:
“It's perhaps Wright's first feature to feel, in a positive way, like the work of a director for hire…” (the excerpt continues, but is cropped out)
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
im going to ask if they have any other birds
A small store comprised of several shelves stocked with exclusively photographs of cardinals. The store, as indicated by a sign above the shelves, is named “Just Cardinals.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
go get that trophy, toronto
a photograph looking down a street in Toronto toward the CN Tower, which juts out of the otherwise fairly reserved skyline in distinctive form. it’s a very good photo and i am proud of it
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
most specific rotten tomatoes user review of all time
screenshot of a 5 star Rotten Tomatoes user review by user “tr” :
“Nice score, especially the clarinets.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
justice has been done: one battle after another is now objectively worse than the second spiderverse movie as per letterboxd dot com
a heavily cropped screenshot of the Letterboxd dot com Top 250 Narrative Features list in which Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is listed one spot ahead of One Battle After Another in aggregate user score
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
looked at my mastodon account for the first time in 2 years and there are some real bangers on there, my most secret account… if i must return at some point, i will undoubtedly return to posting only 100% hits like weed skeleton
a picture saved from a mastodon post: an intentionally blurry screenshot of a skeleton enemy from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. the skeleton has glowing red eyes and is holding a stick as a weapon, which just so happens to line up perfectly with smoke rising from a fire in the background. so it looks like a big blunt or something. it’s really funny
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
why did they put the final boss of hollow knight silksong so early
a little red flower you're supposed to bounce off of, only it never works the way it's supposed to and you usually fall directly into the spikes and lose all your money
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i wanted to remember some guys too
An image from the Immaculate Grid/Defector crossover titled “Some Guys I Remember,” featuring various guys I have remembered. The players featured are:
- Vance Worley
- Ubaldo Jiménez
- Plácido Polanco
- Adam Lind
- James Loney
- Ryan Madson
- Joe Blanton
- Dontrelle Willis
- Yermín Mercedes
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
teddy roosevelt on the panama canal contraption. what will he do
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
this is the embodiment of evil. reconcile the hatred in your heart asap. oel ngati kameie (negative)
A post by some asshole who thinks opinions are objective: “I actually think hardcore ‘Avatar is a good movie’ film twitter people are worth less than dogs to me. There's no way you can make Watching Movies your whole personality and come to the conclusion that anything in those movies manages to scrape even a C+”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
nobody tell this guy what yoda is
a post responding to a criticism of star wars return of the jedi: “If you are a True Star Wars Purist, the franchise ended after Empire Strikes Back. I love The Muppets but they have no place in Star Wars.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
a page from the pepsi logo redesign document featuring discussions of the “gravitational pull of pepsi” in a shopping aisle, including the “pepsi proposition” as compared to the relativity of space and time
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
happy canada day everybody
ottawa’s parliament hill on a cloudy Canada Day. there’s a moderate crowd standing around facing a small screen on the left side of the hill. in the background, the main tower of parliament rises alongside several construction cranes.
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
really liked the phoenician scheme but this is also the realest possible negative review of a wes anderson movie. it’s actively distant, artificial filmmaking in a way that does produce unique reactions! “as if the actors were pretending to act” is basically just his direction but it sure isnt wrong
A Rotten Tomatoes user review:
“It was as if the actors were pretending to act. Super uncomfortable to watch and I had to leave. Gave me the ‘no’ feeling.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
ok maybe i shouldn’t be calling myself a phillies fan
screenshot of several extremely aggressive posts about Atlanta pitcher Spencer Strider after he accidentally hit Bryce Harper on the elbow. some of the posts read “Don’t let Spencer Strider leave Philly (the bad way)” and “K*ll Strider for that.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
love this headline’s approach as if autism is like, a plot twist lol. how are you going to explain an ending that’s almost entirely based on emotion and interpretation, other than just badly i guess
screenshot of a headline by Decider reading “The Rehearsal Season 2 Ending Explained: Does Nathan Fielder really have Autism?”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
no you wouldn’t
screenshot of a bluesky post by user “Nick (derogatory) ✨” reading: “Take GTA6. That game is going to deliver so much content, that team put in so much work, it will push the industry so far along into new territory, and the ROl for each individual consumer is so unbelievably disproportionate...
I'd pay $500 it. I wouldn't think twice.”
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
learning about the america-themed disney park they were trying to build in virginia
A screenshot of a wikipedia article for the cancelled park Disney’s America reading: “and soon afterward, Disney announced the proposed slavery exhibit had been shelved.”
This is in reference to a discussed aspect of the park where, as Disney Senior Vice President Bob Weis said, “We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave or what it was like to escape through the underground railroad.” The plan obviously didn’t go over great.
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i don’t think we can get rid of the Democratic Party in the US but i do think the UK can probably get rid of the hip, fresh Tories With Even Fewer Backbones party they’ve got in Labour! dying country loaded with politicians who want to kill it faster
a blatantly racist, flailingly cruel post by a member of parliament for UK’s labour party (Lucy Rigby) claiming, quote, “The Tories left Britain reliant on cheap, foreign labour. This Labour government is backing Britain’s workers.” she follows this with an image that reads: “The Tories left a broken immigration system with record migration. Labour is fixing it and taking control of our borders.”
it’s indistinguishable from right-wing rhetoric! an unbelievable escalation of a desperate effort to win back votes from people who were never going to vote for them in the first place. also, replies and quote posts were disabled, but not before the post got ratio’d hard.
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
snoopy from peanuts dressed as his alter ego “joe cool”, who wears a red turtleneck sweater with his name on the front and sunglasses
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
a point has never been proven so quickly
bluesky screenshot of someone quote-reposting a post by molly jong-fast. the original post reads “Are men okay? They are not” with a screenshot of the gaps in trump’s approval rating between men and women, men always disproportionately higher in approval. the man reposting it comments:“The gender whose members listen to murder podcasts all day and spend hours pondering the possible ways they could be murdered thinks the other gender has some issues. We are none of us ok.” because men love to obsessively internalize everything they read and assume it’s somehow about them! plus basic misogyny, of course
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
wasting away again: margaritaville
the shut-down margaritaville at the syracuse mall. the giant cheap plastic blender is gone and the rest is already depressingly dark and in disrepair as if it’s been closed for years. famously deemed the worst margaritaville in the nation by youtuber eddy burback, the loss is minimal but nevertheless tragic
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