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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 27/09/2026
"Still trying to be well educated." Well get reading, homie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Eli... bleacherreport.com/articles/254...
Screenshot from an AEW Dynamite broadcast:
Kenny Omega stands pointing next to a fan holding a sign that reads:

SUPPORT
TRANS KIDS
[Trans flag banner across sign]
TRANS RIGHTS
ARE
HUMAN RIGHTS
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 19/09/2026
Tweet from Klara @klara_sjo:

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed.

His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods".

Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil.

Brilliant work as always Kojima!
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 15/09/2026
Raymond Smuckles of Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 09/09/2026
the evergreen prophecy
crisp mattman @ cushbomb

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

11:00 AM · Jan 20, 2017
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 08/09/2026
Unless you seriously fuck it up, trimming a cat's claws does not adversely affect them any more than clipping your toenails harms you.
A diagram of proper cat nail trimming & maintenance
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 05/09/2026
we finally found the opposite
Hot dog meme "this fucking sucks actually" when it's the literal coolest thing ever
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 02/09/2026
this could have been you
Discord's "orbs" display with 117,280 collected, surely enough for maybe some little plastic ninjas or a ring pop at the prize counter.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 21/08/2026
gotta love the classics
crisp mattman @ cushbomb

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

11:00 AM · Jan 20, 2017
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 13/08/2026
The CFAA says all these besties should be wearing matching bracelets 😍
A pair of handcuffs with key
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 10/08/2026
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 02/08/2026
A two-panel photo comic:
Panel one, an ancient wolf considers its options: "Humans at a campfire... it's cold and I'm starving, maybe I should ask for some scraps. What's the worst that could happen?"

Panel two, TEN THOUSAND YEARS LATER:
A miserable-looking pug (but I repeat myself) in a crocheted birthday cake hat appearing mortified of its own existence.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 28/07/2026
Destiny 2 kinda sorta, but with extra steps.
Joxer's Longsword, a pulse rifle in Destiny 2
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 22/07/2026
hell yeah
Receipt screenshot segment for dang ol' Anamanaguchi tickets
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 07/07/2026
if the following count creeping up toward five digits weren't enough, the most reliable indicator of turbolib mushbrain hits another bullseye
A Bsky tag indicating that the dipshit in question joined in the Maddow wave of November 2024
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 29/06/2026
Tweet by @ProBirdRights

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 29/06/2026
Closest I've seen aside from local shops is Sonic
A screenshot of Sonic's "America $2.50" menu, featuring a "Red, White and Blue Slush Float" (tbh it sounds hella nasty mostly because blue raspberry is an abomination), Jr. Double Cheeseburger, All-American Dog (regular ol' hot dog), and medium onion rings. That's it that's the whole menu.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 25/06/2026
gotta love the classics
Tweet by @normal_now 2019-02-26:

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 18/06/2026
never thought I'd see eyewear that looked less comfortable than these
Nvidia's GeForce 3D Vision glasses from ~2010
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 15/06/2026
Diane, the military has been doing flyovers at football games for literal decades. This is from the Dallas-Miami Super Bowl VI in 1972.
An F-4 military jet flyover among the balloons in the sky takes place just before kickoff for the Dallas Cowboys 24-3 victory over the Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl VI on January 16, 1972 at Tulane Stadium in New Orleans, Louisiana. Source: https://www.nfl.com/photos/the-art-of-the-flyover-0ap3000000934319
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 11/06/2026
okay the shape is a little unorthodox but hear me out
A nice bumpy plastic-sealed wedge of parmigiano reggiano
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 04/06/2026
gotta love the classics
All Robot & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up

[images of assorted crossed-out computers, kiosks, loudspeakers, etc.]

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To

> And I Will Never Speak To You <

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being    :    You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 04/06/2026
I appreciate the follow up too
DOJA CAT: 
@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 29/05/2026
You lose that bet.
A screenshot of Super Mario Bros. 3 with an absolutely furious Sun in the upper left corner
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 18/05/2026
very fitting since this is the closest Nightvale ever got to true existential horror
Tweet from Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio, 2017-01-23:

Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 17/05/2026
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 04/05/2026
Public Security Section 9? The search-and-rescue division?
Jim Downey, appearing on the "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" podcast, requests clarification.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 04/05/2026
every fuckin time
A Bluesky tag indicating that OP is a member of the dipshit lib incursion of November 2024, along with the Dreamworks-smirking Temu Memoji PFP signifying that there is a lump of damp oatmeal where a brain should go.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 04/05/2026
I'm convinced GSC's numbering was intentional
The Good Smile Company Nendoroid figures of Nick Wild and Judy Hopps from Zootopia. Nick's product number is 1311, Judy's is 1312.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 28/03/2026
just like every time some right-wing baguette frog starts talking about LE WOKISME et LES PRONOMS
Tweet from mr fella @prolezone:

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 24/03/2026
The CGI character does though, that's the really weird part. Kinda tough to see with the more extensive tattoo coverage though.
Maui from Moana, who certainly has nipples. I can't believe I had to go double-check this, thanks Disney.Maui in Moana 2, with both tattoos covering his entire torso and a pair of regular ol' human nipples. I haven't even seen this movie.Maui in Moana 2, who has apparently had his supernatural tattoos removed by equally supernatural means, but the nipples remain. Good for him, I bet getting those removed would hurt even more.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 21/03/2026
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 16/03/2026
An excerpted frame from Achewood:
Semi-bipedal cat Roast Beef Kazenzakis recoils in secondhand embarrassment, declaring

"Oh man that is mega nasty

That is dog shit"
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 13/03/2026
I believe this chart indicates that the increase in greenhouse emissions and waste heat from datacenter development is inducing the dragons to eat pirates due to food chain disruption
A chart correlating a steady increase in average global temperature with a roughly logarithmic decrease in the number of pirates
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 06/03/2026
Doesn't seem to, unless that's a separate default setting I've also changed :V
the above reply from @nora.zone present and visible in my Notifications -> Mentions tab
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 20/02/2026
hmm... *hmmmm*......
November 22, 2013; the Xbox One release dateFebruary 2014, Satya Nadella's assumption of the Microsoft CEO job title
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 20/02/2026
I like Emoji Kitchen's handcrafted variant
The poo emoji engulfed in hand-drawn flames with a wild glint in its eyes
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 19/02/2026
big mood
The article's title poorly truncated but Bsky's card generator into "The Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being"
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 17/02/2026
A panel of Cosmo from Chainsaw Man saying "Halloween!" to some guy.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 13/02/2026
Ray Smuckles of Achewood driving the ED'S PANS... van? box on wheels. whatever.

"I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 05/02/2026
it's him
A blonde, bird-nosed lion-man covered in brown fur with heterochromia and a snake for a left arm. It's Xavier: Renegade Angel.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 03/02/2026
Tweet from mr fella @prolezone:

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 31/01/2026
tbh this one is a huge surprise
ZERO results found for "yarvin" in the Epstein docs? woooooooow
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 28/01/2026
it's kind of uncanny, he's reached the exact midpoint between the original and the reworked one that rolled out last year, only somehow waxier than both
A side-by-side comparison of Disney's Hall of Presidents' animatronic homunculi of Donald Trump. The newer version, which unfortunately looks more like the real guy, is on the left. The original, which is rumored to have been constructed from a hastily adjusted visage of Hillary Clinton, is on the right.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 27/01/2026
gotta love the classics
Tweet from BAKOON @BAKKOOONN, 2015-08-19:

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 24/01/2026
this is by @paperbeatsscissors.com
A monochrome drawing of a dove carrying  a flailing, coiled venomous snake captioned

BE KIND
BE READY
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 23/01/2026
the scaffolding:
A slightly kludgy-looking two-story structure made of playing cards. From WIRED video @ https://youtu.be/5F6j4e1C4Zk
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 19/01/2026
gotta love the classics
Tweet from FBI @jaboukie, 2020-01-20:

Just because we killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him.
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 19/01/2026
I think about this post at least once every couple of days
Tweet from @drummatick, date unknown:
Many of you might not agree but this is how peak career trajectory looks like

[LinkedIn screenshot of a profile's Experience section:
Microsoft 22 yrs 4 mos
Principal Software Development Engineer
Apr 2001-Jul 2022 - 21 yrs 4 mos
Principal Performance Architect, Full-time
Jul 2022-Jul 2023 1 yr 1 mo
Chehalis, Washington, United States

Goose Farmer
Self-employed
Jul 2023 - Present - 10 mos
On-site]
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 19/01/2026
The scarab-shaped device from Guillermo del Toro's Cronos (1992)
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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 14/01/2026
lol, lmao
Tweet from Louise Mensch, @LouiseMensch - 8:54 AM, 19 July 2017

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

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