Reposted by @wassamattayou.bsky.social
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its bac-
“-IS IT COOKED? I EAT IT IF ITS
COOKED! IS IT VALUABLE? SOME PEOPLE PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR TURTLE STUFF!”
