wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026are clowns the new pups? I feel like everything is awful and we are all doing whatever to escape reality and tbh i totally get it 4832
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are two things that would make Solaris more enjoyable: - any kind of score, like at all - more of donatas banionis in his tightie whities 3231
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've fallen back into a 7 day work week again and if i don't wrangle these deadlines soon they are going to take me out back and shoot me 11380
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy fat bear week, all i do is work rn and im going mad 💆♂️ 1478234
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thought i had sworn off work all nighters years ago, but they keep coming back to bite me in the ass. Up until 6am animating a bird 🙃 53702
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026no new pics, allergies still kicking my ass, look at this pokemon card that i wish wasnt $200 53487
Reposted by wartortling ✨️The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 08/09/2026Shit don't matter until they show us HD Richard 91441384
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Bingham was very fun, even though I still don't fully understand rugby rules 🏈 If I was a little naughtier on here, I'd tell you how many fingers and loads I took, and how I was a good boy for trying a new thing....... 50160788
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My review of the odyssey: something something unnamed beefy crewmate with the grey beard...... something something naked men squealing like pigs 1480
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I've started reading frankenstein and mary loves saying shit like "hitherto" and "countenance" 4450
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 21/08/2026flying to brissy tomorrow but my allergies are still flaring up so the thought of a gay party full of big hot sports boys rn is terrifying 🙃 231603105
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Allergies are hitting but im glad i went out tonight anyway 🙂↕️ 44703
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Wearing my friends undies he gave me and they fit like a glove 🩲💛 492160159
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026my annual "i need to let my skin breathe but whoops now its too short" shave (it'll grow back in two weeks) 83622
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 11/07/2026a middle of nowhere motel instantly puts me in a mood 💦 24107342
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 27/06/2026fancy dress party in my fav pair of shorts 👽👠 104246
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 20/06/2026hotel room to myself so i can do whatever i want (and its mostly been work 🙃) 1797754
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 18/06/2026back home, back at work, about to enter a week of Marking Hell before classes start 667620
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026bear pirate party was very good..... sometimes a guy just knows exactly what to say to turn you into putty in his arms 🥴 16142975
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 08/06/2026My face still smells like armpits.. ended up melting into a pile of boys on the d floor last night 🫠🫠 1195935
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Just gotta get through this work day and then off to sydney and melbourne 😌✈️ 1096130
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 15/05/2026thomas jane and burt reynolds in boogie nights.......... why didn't they get scenes with bad prosthetic penises? 0270
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Dorohedoro s2 has the best opening but witch hat has The Worst ending song possibly of all time 66767
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 08/05/2026no sexy pics to offer, may is a 7 day work week month 😮💨 (but only 3 more weeks til teaching break 😌) 63612
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 04/05/2026all pretty good. Speed Racer totally ruled, Save the Green Planet was a wild ride. 2210
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 29/04/2026i feel like the gay equivalent of 30 year olds taking ceramic classes is starting your own jockstrap brand. another day, another sponsored content jock ad 3730
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 28/04/2026my half elf halfing got stuck down a magical well and i had to temporarily make a new character, so i am simply a Hot Dwarf (with keith flint hair) 2540
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 25/04/2026went to the public pool and got chatted up by an older Daddy in the slow swimming lane 💦 88669
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 22/04/2026contracted sleepy bitch disease and it's contagious 39175991
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I swore off arguing with strangers on the internet cos it feels like a pointless circlejerk, but when i see someone spouting some bullshit about animation as fact, my fingers start typing by themselves like a sleeper agent 4600
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 02/04/2026miraculously stylish bed hair (after laying down on the couch and drawing all arvo) 653410
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 25/03/2026tried on glasses in melbourne and they were all out of my price range ❤️ 747510
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 25/03/2026look back and goodbye eri were great, but these were all garbage mama 1190
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 25/03/2026QTP with your top GBA games (warioware twisted one of the goats) 0370
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 19/03/2026all 4 projects im working on rn are gay. research animation - gay, wedding illustrations - gay, my film - gay, gay swim team rebrand - very gay. living the dream. 1762
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 17/03/2026wearing my acab shirt to the polling booths so that one nation leave me the fuck alone 53832
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 30/01/2026bday yesterday, sydney roadtrip tomorrow 🍰 🚙 145917
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 23/01/2026babys first nudie beach last week, slip slop slapped but still got a lil pink.. 13138959
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 23/01/2026not a big popmart girly cos I'm picky with my blindboxes, but..... this is Me 51280
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Heading back home after the big trip. Very lucky to have met lots of cuties along the way. 245411
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 17/12/2025heading to the barcelona bear bars tonight 🍺 21161174
wartortling ✨️ @wartortling.bsky.social · 07/12/2025there's a lot of cool things in london but damn i absolutely haaaaaate the steep giant escalators in train stations. i feel like im gonna die every time. 1430
