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@warriorphilosopher.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood martial arts teacher, strongman competitor, history politics and philosophy enthusiast, cat mind-reader, bisexual and leftist.

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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Modern day republicans would have been tories supporting King George in the revolution and it is HILARIOUS that they don't see it.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Just paid a bill for covid vaccination. A bill, for a routine vaccination, in 2025. The AB govt is charging $100/dose, which in a province where over 50% of families are a $200 emergergency away from insolvency is basically a ban. What the cinnamon toast fuck.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Realistic Toto lyrics: I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies... He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Giiiiiirl are you http because ://
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
ICE now has a bigger budget than the entire Canadian military, and $45B in govt contracts will now go, without bidding or competition, to geogroup and corecivic, companies which donated $1M to Trump's campaign. So... there's that. #ice #donaldtrump #fascism
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
How are his supporters not cripplingly embarassed, just, all the time?
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Humanity reflected in nature: At the zoo and the peahen is just eating and minding her own business, peacock is behind her displayed and shaking FURIOUSLY and the look on her face is like "Ugh, Fuck, Riley I told you 'No' doesn't mean 'Try Harder'" #consent
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
US involvement in the Israel-Iran conflict being the final straw for so many conservatives is super fucking weird. Lockheed Martin alone gets $75B a year from the pentagon, they make $150k every time a hellfire missile is fired, did you think your govt wasn't going to find another place to aim them?
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Question for all those interacting regularly with Trump supporters: Have they finally given up claiming to give a shit about the constitution or are they still saying they love it while cheering every time he wipes his ass with it?
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
She must be a little old and unrelated for his taste. 🤷‍♂️
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I don't get caught often, but "Trump's AG who worked as a lobbyist for Quatar has signed off on him getting a $400M plane as a gift from them" got me good. I really thought that was a joke.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
#donaldtrump #thanos #uspolitics
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Karl Marx didn't quite advocate specifically for socialism or communism, he theorized that they'd be the inevitable outcome of inequality and exploitation. He never could have imagined this world, where workers not only believe their interests align with their exploiters', but fucking worship them.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It is SO hard to be nice about all these regretful Trump voters now that 13 billionaires have govt posts and one of them got cheers for a nazi salute. "How could anyone have known it would be like this? The only warning signs were every single fucking thing he's said and done over the last decade!"
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Thanks, appreciate that 🤜🤛
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you or someone you know wants to learn self-defense but cannot or would prefer not to attend a class, I am offering a 1h40m online course based around basic Jiu-Jitsu and everyday carry of a flashlight for only $4.99CAD. If it makes enough to cover the site, I'm happy. www.gethomesafe.online
gethomesafe.online
Home | Get Home Safe
GHS started out as a condensed tactical Jiu-Jitsu course geared toward law enforcement and security, but is now expanding into a wide range of online courses dedicated to self-defense presented by Professor Tyson LaRone, co-owner and head instructor of Ironside Martial Arts. Professor Tyson is a third degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, promoted to black belt in 2013 by Professor Mike Yackulic and the legendary Mestre Sylvio Behring. His 22 years of martial arts training also include Kito-Ryu Ju-Jutsu, Kyokushin Karate, Muay Thai, Kenjutsu and wrestling. His specialty is self-defense with special attention paid to the needs of the user of the techniques.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I'm so sorry 😆 couldn't help myself. #pierrepoilievre #canadianpolitics
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Talking to right wingers about the Jordan Peterson/Pierre Poilievre interview is so fucking depressing. They actually think great points were made. They think those points are supported by evidence. They think Poilievre has great leadership qualities and Peterson gave him a tough interview. 🫣
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Guests showing up unannounced is legit scary. If I haven't cleaned baseboards it is going to be THE FIRST thing they notice.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Sometimes I miss having cooler, if legitimately scarier nightmares. When I was a little kid I'd have them about being chased by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Now at 37 it's being back in high school, coming back from holiday break and forgetting which locker is mine.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I've read most of it and at this point still not 100% sure it isn't parody. Is there a section specifically talking about Trump might have difficulty reaching the desk to sign the order into law because of his giant dick?
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
and the R-rated version where they "outsource the paw patrol" for a coup in Nicaragua
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The municipality of Adventure Bay's got aircraft carrier money? 😆
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Fellow parents of BlueSky, does Paw Patrol ever actually explain where the kid gets the billions of dollars to finance this operation, or are we not supposed to ask that question? #pawpatrol #parentsofbluesky
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The only thing that would make the meme more accurate is the glasses from the bottom being melted down one layer at a time to make the top one bigger.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Song: "I don't want a lot for Christmas" Ok 🙂 Later in the song: "All I want for Christmas is you" Wait a second, what?
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You know... I think I did
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
By far the best part of this video is my son yelling "Try harder!" 😆 #leftistswholift
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"Mom, can we go out for 98lb #kettlebells?" "No honey, we've got 98lb kettlebells at home." The 98lb kettlebells at home:
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
He has not 😆
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Sometimes when my son wants to wake me up we play a cute game where I pretend to still be asleep so he tries different things. The other day, he decided to crawl onto my chest and loud as he could "WAKE UP, JANET!" He's never met anyone named Janet in his life. No idea where he got it.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
💯 especially for kids. The amount of times I've seen ten year olds being pushed and carted around to every single tournament and camp when they really just want to have fun with their friends. World champion 12yo gray belt, quit at 13. 😔
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
'Portugal. The Man' is so fucking good. I don't think I've ever skipped one of their songs in my life.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
#tantojutsu #knifefighting #martialarts
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
....he said, not realizing that he had run into the point at 200mph and still somehow missed it.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Looking for a bit more warrior and a bit less philosopher? Subscribe to my youtube at Ty_Jutsu for dedicated martial arts content: BJJ, Kickboxing, Kenjutsu (Sword), Tantojutsu (Knife), and Self-Defense discussion. 🙂
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I love it too. Legitimately funny even for adults.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The knees in Bluey don't make sense and I'm trying SO HARD not to let it bother me.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Sure am glad that "Don't You Put It In Your Mouth" jingle is still stuck in my head 27 years later. Otherwise, no way I would be able to resist the urge of those delicious looking beets I find randomly lying around on the street. #90skid
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Being *good because an omniscient immortal overseer won't bring you presents otherwise is exactly the opposite of being "good for goodness' sake". Just saying. * Good in this context is that you'd better not cry, pout, sleep, be awake or fail to WATCH OUT. #wholesome
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is. And you must bend to its power or live a lie." - Miyamoto Musashi
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Sweet Science, Savage Art @sweetscisavart.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fellow queers, nows the time to become dangerous. Traction Project has you covered. Find local lbgtq+ centered self-defense classes in your area and learn how to train yourself or run your own class with this link. traction-project.org/downloads/
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Materials & Downloads – Traction Project
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
😆😆😆 Perfect.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
😉
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Looking for a man in finance. Trust fund. 6'5". Blue eyes.
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warriorphilosopher.bsky.social @warriorphilosopher.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Working class Americans whose real wages actually overtook inflation under Biden voting for Trump's tariffs to increase consumer prices 20% by 2028 while he gives away another trillion in tax cuts to billionaires:
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