𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026( he opens his mouth. by well she knows him well enough to know he'll say some bullshit like 'well, actually, since i'm the last martian, the average martian DOES have the sword of tuburr. but instead he closes his mouth again and swallows. ) no. they do not. 020
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026perhapssss not. i am an average martssssian, all told. 100
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sssshe wassss reminded of her sssstatssssion. you do not marry for love on marssss. ssssuch issss life. i do not exsssspect good thingssss. i leave it all to tuburr. and through tuburr, i found . . . krnorrtap. isssshhhhnar. sssskaldak. trevor. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026( a martian laugh. ) thissss doessss not ssssurprisssse me. there have been . . . a few. i was almosssst the future conssssort. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ssssimilar to what? hu-man femalessss? i ssssuppose there are ssssimilar traitssss. 100
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026yessss. you look . . . optimal, like that. for the picturessss. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026how sssshould i know? plasssse your leg like . . . sssso. it sssshowssss off your thigh more. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026martsssian fli-- [ SPLASH! avaar growls as the beautifully warm water hits him. ] 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026a honeytrap! sssuch tacticsss are common amongsssst femalessss. there are only . . . two curessss. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hot . . . picssss? i am unfamiliar with thissss term. 100
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026whoever sssshe isss, sssshe would be no match againsssst sklindrak the nine-kneed, i am ssssure. 010
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026movessss? the humanoid form issss famoussssly inadequate. 010
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026'what in the name of tuburr.' now sssshe issss sssspeaking my language. B-'] 010
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026oh, you are not defensssselessss. ( a tongued smile. ) i know your trickssss. 000
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026he who knowssss that he issss correct can afford to be ssssilent. 000
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026no, not that one. at home, we had giant sssspiderssss that would keep their prey alive for ssssome weekssss before killing them. they would play gamessss; allow their food to think there wassss a chansssse for esssscape. 000
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i do not trusssst the human. we sssshould be careful. 000
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i forgive you, becausssse i musssst. but make no misssstake, ki-ki. i do not like you in thissss moment. we are fortunate i wassss able to retrieve the ssssword of tuburr. 010
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026join you? upon the del-al-o? perhapssss. . . . . . . . . . . . . i sssshould conssssult my partner upon thissss. very we-- 100
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026art climbing out of bed slowly. "i have expressssed my dissspleasssure with the ssssituassssion to the relevant partiessss. now, remain . . . sssstill." 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026avaar raises his built-in blaster and aims it squarely at del's face, her head turning a painful scarlet. "it isss a pity that the quintain sssshould go exsssstinct. but if i allow you to leave, we sssshall ssssertainly perissssh. it issss not perssssonal. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"i cannot allow you to do that. you are our prissssonerssss." 100
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"pleasssse, do not make any ssssudden movementssss or noissssessss. it wassss ssssome feat to get the babiessss to ssssleep." 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026perhapssss you sssshould conssssider it a lesssssson. 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026( visibly annoyed with her. ) what am i ssssupossssed to do about that? ki-ki, i cannot do everything. 100
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026( a hiss; the martian version of a sigh. ) i will fixssss thissss messssss. but only becausssse you are going to deal with the clientsssss. you are going to ssssober up and addresssss the clientssss, are you not? ( his tone suggests this is not a question, not *really*. ) 110
𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥. @warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026well . . . i have been pressssent at the sssscene of ssssseveral layingsssss; my brother'sssss wassss not sssso long before i was frozen . . . but i have not yet laid eggssss mysssself. 000
