Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 12hBronx Zoo clears any other zoo/aquarium ive ever been to and it isnt even particularly close. 140
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Really yearning to be cuddled and petted by some kind of soft and or plush creature 1161
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think we need to return to tradition , everyone needs to make a suiting up video 1130
Reposted by WarpCroc (and Foster!) @audiodile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[Mötley Crüe singing..] BIIIIIRDS BIIIRDS BIRDS! Long legs and cute pointy beaks! BIIIIIRDS BIIIRDS BIRDS! Got majestic wings and feathery peaks! (Eddie the Eagle, Davison and Jetsam) 📸: @fizzle.dog 1527849
Reposted by Warp🍉🔞🏳️🌈Lucid {Deus} @deussb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#masktober Day 5: Rubber Duck 536063
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope our tech overlords at least end up making the matrix for us. Spending my life as a battery isnt sounding so bad anymore 020
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey when wow forever comes out it's no fuckin sweat off my nuts 000
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ip blocking ebay and whatnot to save my inheritance Challenge 050
Reposted by WarpCroc (and Foster!) @audiodile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Birds have always been special. The first mascot I loved was a falcon. The first I played, an eagle. My high school mascot in Davison, Michigan was a cardinal, but neither the time nor suit was right. Until now. Say hello to Davison. All credit to @henrieke.bsky.social & @karpour.bsky.social. 53622118
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So yeah I resent the hell out of people who do and use it to live 020
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think it's a symptom of having absolutely zero paper and zero motion 121
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 11/09/2026lol shit. Ansarallah said price of the brick going back up 000
Reposted by WarpMr.S Rubberforfun @rubberforfun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Safety harness 🦺 Safety first! Dragon @usherflander PETSUIT @petsuitforfun.bsky.social 015616
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Straight up fucks with me how we have so many old and middle aged people that behave worse than children! 060
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lol @ Quikchek and there are two old women loudly watching trump on their phones, clapping loudly and yelling "thats right trump!" Glaring at the younger employees sweeping up their wrappers 000
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Theres nothing wrong with watching the same show over and over again Brendan, Okay? If anything its a sign of intelligence. 020
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I do plan on being at Furpoc! Even though I didn't get a room I'm close enough to day trip 060
Reposted by WarpSkotter 🇯🇵 @skotter.gay · 06/09/2026Poor drunk skotter needs help keeping his buzz going so he’s good and flexible in that bitchsuit. skeb.jp/@doggycoffee... 724647
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So if we want It to happen what if we all just dreamed about it and imagined it really hard. I dont think it's been tried on a large enough scale 040
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sailors say its one deployment but they got the green bottom 020
Reposted by WarpSkunkpet @wuffpet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Once again, in one of my many happy places!!!! Underneath @miss-malissa.bsky.social 🍑 018318
Warp @warpfired.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just...distracted with shit I want to get back to reaching out 040
