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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 1h

"But ICE was only supposed to round up the other immigrants I don't like, not my family and friends! "

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you can call his pathetic moves a push-up...

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't know, maybe the same way I don't feel romantic about watching paint dry? 🤔

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Should have used AI to proofread the document. Sorry, I forgot it's now called SI.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cholesterol. It should have done its job long ago. Also, strokes. Not doing their part either.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If only Epstein Island had been in Texas, poor Jeffrey would be alive today!

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We won, but we sucked. Too many mistakes in offense, defense, and special teams. Too many penalties, allowed too many sacks. But in the end, our secret weapon paid off: trump was there rooting for Tennessee. A Loser (capital L) brings losses. #Longhorns #HookEm

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I never thought the leopards would eat *MY* face...

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

About the SEC Championship game we lost against Georgia... But the story was pretty similar, except that in 2024 we didn't have a comeback. This time, we scored!

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'd guess shadow docket, 6-3. But we'll never know. The only silver lining is that if a president can tear down and build without congressional approval, the next one can tear it down without congressional approval.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Here's hoping they can reunite soon

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just like the ballroom. Some justices seem to have a special level of consideration for their very special boy.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Claw" is a nice way to put it...

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There was a time, long ago, where more people were more important than smart people, so evolution rewarded the ability to procreate over intelligence. Times have changed, but evolutionary traits take longer to change Luckily, MAGA has created a full generation of incels, accelerating the process.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What's with the Random capitalization? Is it a MAGA thing? Are they all expected to do it, like wear a bandage on their miracle ears or switch to blue suits and long red ties?

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes, Scott. We noticed. Winning midterm message, BTW.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I guess now it's finally time to start taxing the non-job- creators then.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Knowing that I'm going to be alive to celebrate his demise.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It wasn't Latino men. It was all men, and more than a few women

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

How do you know that the ballroom is a vanity project? Because the excuses keep changing. A ballroom. A bunker. A military complex. A drone port. A place to gist VIP guests. He'll keep throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. My hope is that even SCOTUS will see through his lies

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Good riddance. She was absolutely despicable. I'm sure the idiot will find some worse human being, his "administration" appears to have an endless supply of them, but at least it will be a new one.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I know, but I will still vote for anybody with a D next to their name. If it's him, I'll volunteer, phone bank, and vote for him. The same if it is anybody else Let's not turn this into another intraparty war or purity test. If we give Republicans another term to consolidate trumpism, we're done.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Unexpectedly? What were you expecting from an idiot obsessed with tariffs, gold, and self-promotion?

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Due to the lack of good candidates, I voted for Dash Dog on Tuesday's primaries. For the general election, I'll hold my nose and vote for AIPAC... eeeehh, I mean @adamsmith.house.gov. Let's hope he grows a pair and stops approving trump's judges and honoring Charlie Kirk. @dashdog.bsky.social

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So far, chefs have never agreed on the best method to cook raccoon penis, broiled, fricassee, or confit? RFK Jr. may have the answer...

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The problem is not Muslims. The problem is religions. All of them.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Did anyone expect anything different?

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm waiting for the right time to open this bottle.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Of the dead, we only speak good. Lindsey Graham has died Good.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

He will rot... Up trump's ass, where he could usually be found. May he rot and bring about the biggest sepsis ever. A sepsis the likes of which the world has never seen. A strong, good looking doctor, with tears in his eyes will say, Sir... sir... this is the most rotten sepsis I've ever seen!"

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Tears? Fuck no! I'm so happy I can't sleep now, and I can only imagine the joy it will bring me when the biggest POS follows him to hell.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh, I just wrote the same and then I saw your posting! Obviously, geniuses think alike! 🤣

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I know it's the exact opposite, but you could use the hydration breaks to go pee. Just call it a "dehydration break," and you're done!

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

So, Monica is comfortable with the butt thing but sad about the lack of blowing? She shouldn't complain, Christians are always hoping that He would come into them.

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Warning Eagle @warningeagle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026