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meme queen (he/him)

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 3h

RFK Jr. APPROVED. Available wherever dewormer and raw milk are sold. DM me “STALLION” if you’re ready to be your own boss and financially independent of veterinary medicine. #HorseNicotine #DownlineDebbie #BarnyardWellness #EquineZyn #RawMilkChaser #MakeAmericaNeighAgain #Funny #Meme #MemeOfTheDay

A hand holds a large blue plastic tub labeled “MUSTANG HORSE NICOTINE PACKETS,” featuring an illustration of a brown horse against an orange circle. Net weight: 2.6 oz. Somewhere behind the feed store counter, a cashier is asking whether you want the apple-flavored ivermectin as a combo.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 22h

Nothing gets a politician wetter than a voter who thinks a Facebook screenshot counts as a primary source. #PoliticiansWetDream #PrimarySourceTrustMeBro #CivicBrainRot #CongressionalBoner #CriticalThinkingOptional #PoliticalMemes #MediaLiteracy #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A retro-style illustration of a sunglasses-wearing cartoon cat riding a star through a colorful space background. Text reads: “I USED TO BE ON THE HONOR ROLL. NOW I’M ON A GOVERNMENT WATCHLIST.” His uncle shared a Minions meme about fluoride and now Thanksgiving requires a congressional hearing.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mariah’s last supper was a tossed salad. Mariah Carey, wavy blonde hair and a black outfit turns toward the camera inside a museum. Behind her is Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper, with a large yellow emoji showing its chocolate starfish covering Jesus at the center of the painting. The emoji has hands gripping each cheek and two bare feet raised above it. Several visitors stand in front of the artwork taking photos with their phones.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

God had one curly fry left and absolutely nowhere to put it. #CurlyFryAnatomy #ProboscisEngineering #MothMouth #NatureHadExtras #ButterflyHardware #BiologicalCurlyFry #DriveThruDarwinism #ArbysOfTheAnimalKingdom #Entomology #Evolution #NatureIsWeird #Insects #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A meme reading “Shout out to Curly bug proboscis fr 🤞🏾” and “Gotta be one of my favorite Evolutionary features,” over a man standing by a Mercedes surrounded by close-ups and a diagram of butterflies and moths with tightly coiled proboscises. Somewhere an Arby’s manager is checking the walk-in freezer and quietly counting the curly fries.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mozart walked so the she-wolf in Shakira’s closet could awoooo. #SheWolfSuccession #WolfgangToSheWolf #AwooooLineage #ClosetWolfInheritance #ClassicalToCanine #HipsDontLieWolvesDo #TwelveWolvesOneComposer #BaroqueKennelClub #SheWolfStudies #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A pack of wolves fills the image around a post reading, “Inside you, there are two wolves 🐺 Inside Mozart, there were probably like 11 or 12 and that’s why he was named Wolfgang.” Shakira has arrived to collect the one Mozart left in the closet.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Unfortunately the plague factory’s 90-day incident-free pizza party has been postponed. #PlagueFactory #PizzaPartyCancelled #BiohazardBreakroom #EmployeeOfTheOutbreak #PneumonicPepperoni #WorkplaceWellness #QuarterlyPlagueGoals #HazmatCasualFriday #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A screenshot of a post reading “First day at the plague factory” above a photo inside a high-containment laboratory. Workers wear white protective suits and blue shoe covers, biohazard signs mark equipment, and a small container has been dropped, spilling bright red-orange liquid across the floor. Management has reset the “days since last plague” sign so many times they’ve switched to dry erase.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey diva is your voter registration still alive or did Dr. Oz prescribe it horse electrolytes? #HorseElectrolytes #RegisteredToNeigh #BallotSupplement #CongressionalColic #SwingStateStallion #AbsenteeMare #ConstitutionalSaltLick #Democracy #Midterms #Vote #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Two white swans face each other on shimmering pink water, their curved necks forming a heart beneath a sparkly sunset. Large text reads: “HEY DIVA IS YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION UP TO DATE.” The county clerk has been replaced by a mare named Deborah who keeps asking for your sodium levels.

A blue-and-white graphic lists early voting start dates by state for the November 3 election. Dates range from September 18 through October 29, with Alabama, Mississippi, New Hampshire, and Oregon marked N/A and Pennsylvania and North Dakota marked “varies.” A note at the bottom says to check your local Secretary of State’s website for details. Democracy has entered its “check the syllabus because nobody remembers the due date” phase.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Shared joy. Shared sorrow. Shared shower to save water. #NoHomo #WaterConservationKings #HeterosexualHydration #BroSorrow #TwoBrosOneLoofah #MunicipalMaleBonding #EyesUpBro #PlatonicLather #StraightUntilRinsed #BroCodeCompliance #NoHomo #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Two shirtless men appear beneath text reading, “Sorry if I was trauma dumping bro..” and “Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.” One man covers his face while the other smiles warmly. Their water bill is down 38%, and neither will explain why they bought one loofah.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Observe me again and I’m calling the Copenhagen authorities. #CopenhagenAuthorities #ObserverReported #DoubleSlitDiva #ParticlePrivacy #CollapseAndDesist #QuantumHR #BohrWasNotified #LabCoatLitigation #ScienceHumor #PhysicsMemes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A three-panel reaction meme pairs a skeptical blond man with diagrams of the double-slit experiment: two slits produce two bands, then multiple interference bands, then two bands again. Niels Bohr has been CC’d and is already typing “per my last measurement.”

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The body closes its Dairy Queen franchise promptly at 8:30 PM. #InternalDairyQueen #SoftServeCurfew #ChocolateExitOnly #ColonClosingTime #BrownTownBusinessHours #NoSwirlsAfterSundown #ConeOfConsequences #SoftServeFromWithin #MachineNeedsCleaning #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A neon blue-and-purple meme shows a hooded skeleton riding a horse at night. Large text reads: “I WILL NEVER CRAP AT NIGHT / CRAPPING IS A DAYTIME ACTIVITY / I WILL NEVER MAKE DARK SAUSAGE UNDER THE GAZE OF THE STAR’S.” The moon has witnessed many horrors, but apparently bowel movements require the sun to be out.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

$1.99 for Crazy Frog. Twenty years later I communicate exclusively through missed calls. #MissedCallLifestyle #RingtoneRecession #SilentModeSince2009 #RazrRetirementHome #CallMeNever #TwoDollarPersonality #PhoneOnMuteForever #SubscriptionStillActive #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A person wearing a large brown alien-like mask presses a hand against a rain-covered car window while staring outside. Text reads: “me thinking about how 20 years ago I was buying ringtones and now my phones been on silent for 7 years.” Somewhere in a landfill, a Motorola Razr is still screaming Crazy Frog at full volume.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing says closure like viewing her story 11 seconds after upload. #ElevenSecondRule #ClosurePending #AlgorithmicYearning #RefreshAndRegret #SeenAtTheScene #MutualsDepartment #RomanceExpired #AirPodsAndAudacity #StillInTheViewersList #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A man in dark sunglasses and a black hoodie takes a mirror selfie inside an elevator. Text reads: “the talking stage failed but least now u got a loyal insta follower for life.” Somewhere, a screen-time report is preparing evidence for the restraining order.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

AI stole the em dash— I’m pissed. #EmDashIsDead #GoodPunctuation #ColonInTheAlgorithm #AIColonoscopy #PeriodIsNext #BracketBurial #HyphenHeartAttack #ApostropheAutopsy #GrammarGraveyard #PunctuationPurgatory #AlgorithmAteMyDash #GutsOfTheGrammar #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A man in a plaid shirt labeled "me" twists his neck to ogle the woman in red holding a bold em dash while the woman in blue clutches a semicolon, colon, and period like evidence for the divorce filing. The em dash's last words were "tell the colon I went out the way I came in."

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tap the glass again, bitch. The betta already texted your mother and called her a whore. #BettaSlurSchool #TapGlassAndDie #SlutMom #SlurBeforeSwim #FinsAndFelonies #EmotionalDamageClaim #FishOnGrindr #ClassActionBettas #WorkerCompForFish #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A Twitter screenshot from @gioobrat with the caption "the fish at petsmart:" above a dark mode text bubble reading "dont tap me faggot" at 11:06 PM. The betta already changed its name in the group chat to "survivor" and is demanding hazard pay.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oreos waiting upstairs. Milk on the floor. Dry cookies and a closed casket. #WhyTheLongFingerTho #SpiltMilkMourning #OreoLastRites #HumanJuiceSpill #CowJuiceExpired #MopTheDespair #WheyPastSaving #OreosInLimbo #CurdYourEnthusiasm #FromageMortis #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A blonde in a green shirt rests a hand on the shoulder of someone in a red shirt hunched over a puddle of spilled milk from a tipped carton. Speech bubbles read "what is wrong" and "i wish that i was dead," with the caption "dont cry over spilt cow juice" at the bottom. The oreos upstairs just texted their lawyer about abandonment.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Their first dance was just the black one slowly leaking onto the floor while we all clapped. #LeakingLoveStory #BaggedAndBlessed #CoolerCommitment #PlasticIsForever #SlowLeakRomance #WateryVows #FilterOfFate #BubblerBliss #MoistureMerger #WrappedInTrust #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A black water cooler topped with a full blue jug stands next to a white cooler completely shrouded in clear plastic wrap inside a room with metal walls and a window. The black one’s already calculating how much the floor will get in the settlement.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The towers were taken down by a rogue lip plumper strike team and the real evidence is sealed in a limited-edition compact. #LipPlumperStrikeTeam #LimitedEditionEvidence #SephoraVaultFiles #FoundationLeak #CompactConspiracy #JetFuelLipGloss #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Two silver towers wear dramatic blue eyeshadow and glossy red lips while pixelated breasts hover below and the Brooklyn Bridge sparkles in the foreground. Honey, the compact is just the decoy— the real dossier is buried under the Queensboro Bridge in a MAC palette.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 but the towers are on their period. #TowersOnTheRag #PeriodTowers #StrawberryJetFuel #GlutenFreeTragedy #BodyCountAesthetic #GirlyDisaster #LipstickOnTheRubble #VaginaMonologuesOfDoom #NoSurvivorsJustVibes #PinkCloudsOfDoom #EstrogenAndExplosions #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

The Twin Towers rise against a bright pink cloudy sky, dark smoke pouring from the tops with a burst of colorful flowers on one, bold text reading 9/11 for girls! in gold and pink lettering. Honey, the coroner just filed the death certificates in glitter gel.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Moist. Disconnected. Covered in hand grease. And no longer accepting your attachments. #BlueScreenOfCelibacy #DialUpVirginity #CursedClippyEnergy #DefragMyLife #404BodyCount #UnpluggedAndSatisfied #PermanentlyOffline #CtrlAltDeleteYourPlans #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A jaunty cartoon CRT monitor gestures in the top panel beneath the words “Oh you’ve had sex?” in a violent purple shadow font. Below, another sweaty monitor clutches a manual and a three-pronged plug, smirking beside the word “enough” rendered in a flamboyant orange-to-yellow gradient. He’s dripping dew like a cold Diet Coke at a cookout, and that plug hasn’t seen a socket since the Bush administration.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He gave his best shot though. #SainthoodSabotage #IsraelMartyrSpecial #CounterResetByForce #BestShotBuried #KirkCrucifiedEarly #SignFlipAssassination #366NeverHappened #KirkDiedForTheBit #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A Simpsons character in a green shirt with purple suspenders swaps the 364 and 365 cards on the "DAYS WITHOUT Charlie Kirk saying something racist" sign. Israel already sent the exploding lapel microphone before he could even book the cross.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The herd takes one look and decides the red smear is a god, and a god who waves. #CutieCowPatootie #CowsInLove #BlurHerder #MooGod #HappyHops #HerdBeliever #TheWaveIsHoly #BarnyardTheology #StrawberryDeity #UddersOfWorship #GrazingOnGrace #HaloOnTheHighway #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A heavily blurred photo of a man in a red shirt raising his hand as if waving, all out of focus against a grey-green background. Above it, black text reads what cows see when i drive past them. The herd has decided this blur is a dear god, and the reddish smear is his holy strawberry, which they will now name and protect with their entire muddy hearts.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Same face, same teeth, same lawn, and the model gave them all an extra hand to pray with. #SameFaceSameTeeth #AiSlop #PrayerHand #AmericanDreamPrompt #WhitePeopleSlop #CloneFamily #PromptInflation #HandCount #AskingForARefund #SixtyFourHandsDeep #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

An AI-generated portrait of a large all-white family — eleven people with near-identical faces, teeth, and haircuts — standing barefoot on a lawn in front of a house with an American flag, bathed in warm late-afternoon light. Bold white text reads THIS IS THE AMERICA THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY!!! The model gave this family one face, eleven teeth, and a flag that has never once felt a breeze, which is honestly more personality than any of them. The extra hand is the only one doing any actual work.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Cost of living up $3000. The gummy that made it bearable is now a felony. #RentIsUpTheGummyIsDown #THCFelony #CostOfPeaceGone #GummyRun #TokeAndPay #CannabisCrisisAct #HappinessHike #BudAndBail #TheCrimeIsJoy #HopeThatHelps #FelonyFlavor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Three soulless men in suits and red ties crowd the frame in a formal room, beaming down at the camera. Top text reads All of TX: "Please address the cost of living or do anything that'll help us." Bottom text reads Heard ya loud & clear! We just banned THC. Hope that helps :). They legalized the rent increase and criminalized the mood fix, and called it a favor.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Chocolate soft serve majors when the big ass swirl hits the 11:59 deadline as soup. #SwirlSoup #MeltedMajors #SoftServeGrief #LogOfRegret #SoupAtMidnight #DairyQueenDeadline #ConeAndOut #CurdledAmbition #WhippedAndWeeping #ChocoLogged #BigAssSwirl #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A panicked man in glasses grips his head in a library under fluorescent lights, mouth open in horror. Bold highlighted text reads poop majors when they have a big ass log due at 11:59 PM. His major is chocolate soft serve, and his final is a cone you have to eat while its melting at an incredible pace.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He took the da pool job in his sleep and now he's union president of being soaked. #PoolJob #DaPool #WetPawLocal #LetsGetSoakingWet #SoakAndShirkedResponsibilities #PoolShopSteward #SwimBoss #SplashingClass #SoakedAndCertified #WetQuotaMet #DampDelegate #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A golden retriever puppy stands mid-pool with its eyes closed and a smug smile, bold text overhead reading "get a job" nope im playing in da pool. He's just a good boi who loves da pool.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Google autofill knows her sins better than her therapist. Top suggestion: "Log Off." #LogOff #AutofillAutobiography #IncognitoSinister #SexySearchBar #GooglingStuff #InsomniaBaddie #SearchBarConfessional #CringeSleuth #MidnightResearcher #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A grinning Miranda Cosgrove smiles into the camera from her desk, typing on an iCarly.com desktop with a yellow mug and a silver wristwatch, overlaid text reading "you guys get some sleep. i'll handle staying up and googling stuff." Pink starry wallpaper. That wristwatch isn't telling time. It's counting down to the moment her autofill files for a restraining order.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Doomsday Deferred Action Program requires 90 days notice and a notarized extinction certificate prior to any self-betterment. #DoomsdayDeferredAction #SelfBettermentBarriers #EndOfDaysNoticePeriod #ApocalypseProcessingTime #SelfActualizationRedTape #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

nothing from my end except for an insatiable appetite #WorkingLunch #AlwaysHungry #GirlDinnerSluts #CrackerSacrament #AppetiteAsIdentity #HandAsPlate #OneUnsaltedLady #ChompWithDignity #UnseasonedAndUnbothered #ComfortFoodComfortFraud #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A woman with hair scraped into a messy bun stares mid-bite into a cracker she is holding between her thumb and two chipped nails, a diamond glinting off her ring finger. Caption above reads "why isn't your camera on" — Me: The cracker is hand-sourced, locally foraged from a CVS impulse aisle, and ethically raised on someone else's deli board before it was confiscated. The photographer is suing for emotional damages and a refund.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

She's had a tough 7 weeks, he had a tough three days. #NailedIt #SevenWeeksInHell #ThreeDayWeekendCrucifixion #BigBrotherLent #ThogMartyr #HouseGuestOfTheYearBC #HailHaleyFullOfGrace #FortyDaysNoShower #PassionOfThePregame #JulieChenIsPontius #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A split image: on the left, a woman with wavy auburn hair and a small heart necklace looks solemnly to the side; on the right, a glowing painting of Jesus pointing up with the Sacred Heart exposed on his chest. Below, a poll asks "WHO SUFFERED MORE?" with haley thogmartin winning at 74.1% and Jesus Christ trailing at 25.9%. He reportedly asked for a recount and was told the producer was out for the week, which in Calvary terms is the fourth Saturday in a row. Julie Chen is not amused.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My therapist says I have melon-related trust issues. I can't spell in front of fruit anymore. #CantaloupeCounseling #HoneydewDyslexia #WatermelonAdjacent #GregTheMelon #ProducePsychiatry #SeedWitnessProtection #AlphabeticalHostileWorkEnvironment #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A woman in a rust-colored shirt sits at a table with a glass of lemonade garnished with a lemon slice and a whole cantaloupe beside her. Bold blue text reads "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" Bold orange text reads "And when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic!" The cantaloupe is on the same therapist's waitlist. Honeydew next to her already graduated. He's doing great. She's bitter about it.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

a sobbing laughing chocolate soft serve emoji

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Slipping a cheese stick through the crack in his stress fortress. Love is a dairy delivery. #CheeseStickDiplomacy #StressFortressSiege #GoudaVibesOnly #MozzarellaPeaceMission #HusbandWhisperer #PostWorkAnxietyProtocol #SnackularWarfare #CrackInTheArmor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

She's creeping in with pink fuzzy everything and a cheese stick raised like Excalibur. Her face says "I will be the main character of your decompression." The man's soul has already begun drafting a surrender.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We bequeath microplastics, disposable fashion, and a giant Temu haul with free shipping to hell. #TemuEstateSale #MicroplasticHeirlooms #DisposableDynasty #BPALastWill #OffGassingInheritance #NoReturnsAfterDeath #LandfillLineage #Heirloom #Temu #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A two-part meme. Top text reads Normal family heirlooms above four floral china plates and a gold bracelet with pearls and turquoise stones. Bottom text reads What my family heirlooms will be above an N64 with a green controller, a yellow CRT, a bowl of cartridges, a Busch can, an orange pizza-print bucket hat, a toaster stuffed with memory cards, and floor-to-ceiling game shelves with Mad Catz boxes. The probate judge listed cause of death as next-day shipping and a coupon code named after the deceased.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Foggy. Colossal. Hauntingly predatory. #EpstienFiles #LakeDonaldTrump #PedophileDepths #WarningSignLake #MapQuestNightmare #Geotrauma #Pedoshallows #CongressCove #CreepyCurrents #GeologicalDisgrace #RouteRecalculate #ToxicTopography #WarningBuoys #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A MapQuest-style map showing Lake Ontario in blue between Ontario and New York with cities Toronto, Hamilton, Niagara Falls, Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and highways 401, 90, and 81, overlaid with grey italic text “Lake Donald Trump is a pedophile.” Hunty, that basin’s serving subpoenas on the rocks and receipts by the bucket.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The linter said trailing girlfriend. Suggested deletion. Applied. #TrailingGirlfriend #LinterSaidNo #SuggestedDeletionApplied #IndentAndAbandon #NoSemicolonsNoMercy #PythonDoesNotNeedYou #AutoformatAteHer #DiffMinusOneGirl #Python #ProgrammingMemes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A three-panel movie still. A red-haired woman cries and begs, Let me be the ; in your code,please. A dark-haired man in a black coat answers I code in Python while a gloved hand holds her face. She weeps with her eyes shut. Git blamed her on line 47 and nobody reverted it, not even for the funeral.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Awareness: Brad's wife found Todd's lipstick and a Super 8 receipt from Toledo in the Longchamp. #AwarenessBrad #SuperEightReceipt #LongchampToldOnYou #DivaIntelligenceAgency #SpreadingAwarenessAnyway #LipstickInTheTote #OhioAffairFiles #FingerOnTheLips #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A person with long brown hair stands in a doorway in a brown jacket, pale blue button-down, jeans, and a belt, one hand in their hair and a finger pressed to their lips, holding a beige tote with brown leather trim. White text reads Divas don't gossip, we spread awareness. The Super 8 night clerk in Toledo already sold the ice-machine tape to Brad's mother-in-law and she brought a casserole.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The left pail is oats. The right one is every conversation I left on read. #OatsAndAbandonedTexts #PailOfUnreplied #LeftOnReadByAHorse #GeldingNamedTodd #OatBasedAvoidance #ReadReceiptsInTheStable #NothingToSayExceptOats #GroupChatHayrot #DeadThreadFarmer #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A blonde doll in a pink jacket, yellow vest, and teal pants walks toward us carrying two red pails, with a brown horse and a dark horse watching from behind a wooden fence. Overlay text reads sorry i havent been keeping in touch and i literally have nothing to say. The dark horse has been drafting a reply since Tuesday and keeps deleting the part about her teeth.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

His consent banner is a Tupperware of snickerdoodles. And I’m a sucker for a good snickerdoodle. #TupperwareConsent #SuckerForSnickerdoodles #CookiePolicyLunch #DeclineAllCinnamon #GdprWithSprinkles #HeStillKnows #CinnamonAndCreditScore #OfficeLife #Privacy #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A tweet screenshot floats on a pink-and-blue watercolor sky. A bearded man in a ball cap and maroon shirt named matt wrote: co-worker asked how I was doing today. yet another third party trying to harvest my data. Posted 4:22 PM on November 30, 2022 via Twitter Web App, with 1,956 retweets, 19 quote tweets, and 12.2K likes. HR already frosted his social security number onto a tray of rejects and labeled it Team Building.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

McWhileLoop is required before McNuggets. Who knew Ronald McDonald was an 31337 H4XØR #McWhileLoop #PrevEqualsNone #NuggetsAfterCompile #LinkedListOfBird #GrimaceReturnsHead #IterativeFryer #HelpDeskHashBrown #CodingInterviewDriveThru #McDonalds #Python #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A McDonald's Support chat. The bot welcomes the customer and asks how it can help. The customer wants Chicken McNuggets but first needs a Python script to reverse a linked list. The bot pastes an iterative reverse_linked_list function with a while loop, says it runs in O(n) time, and offers McNuggets, a burger, or something else. Buttons at the bottom read Order Issues and Where's my order? HR printed the function on a tray liner, stamped it APPROVED, and called it a performance improvement plan, sweetie.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dairy Queen sent a crash cart. The patient is a large swirl and already soup. #LargeSwirlCodeBlue #AlreadySoup #WarmChocolateMaybeSwirl #HersheyTimeOfDeath #LidOffInTheHallway #ExtraFudgeBilled #SoupOfThePatient #DairyQueen #SoftServe #Chocolate #Hospital #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Blurry hospital hallway, staff in teal scrubs sprinting a yellow-railed gurney through swinging doors. Text reads poop doctor, covered in poop: HE'S LOSING A LOT OF POOP!!!!!!! The attending was a 16-year-old in a red visor who asked cup or cone and billed extra for last rites.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Allstate called it an act of God. God called it a 4 lb Pomeranian with bald tires. #ActOfGoderanian #StandingWaterLicense #GodCalledItADog #TinyDogTotalLoss #DoNotResuscitateShirt #StateFarmSaidSit #WetRoadFinalBoss #PomeranianAtFault #Dogs #PTCruiser #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A fluffy tan dog in a white I heart hydroplaning shirt sits in the rain while a red PT Cruiser plows through standing water. Bold text reads Don't Worry Bro and I Got This. AAA sent a tugboat and still charged a deductible for the haircut.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Root chakra is a size 23 Reebok and it still will not ground. #Size23RootChakra #ShaqrasUnaligned #BigDieselMuladhara #FreeThrowEnlightenment #SevenShaqsOneMat #ChakraDoubleTeam #ThirdEyeTraveling #OmOnTheBlock #NamasteAndHackAShaq #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A rainbow meditating silhouette sits in lotus pose on a yellow-orange glow, stacked with seven tinted Shaquille O'Neal faces as chakras. White text reads Shaqras. The instructor whispered inhale and the whole room committed a charging foul.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Sired by Duke Hellmann out of Miracle Whip. The foal arrived pre-chilled. #DukeHellmann #PreChilledFoal #MayoneighsStud #CondimentBloodline #FridgePasture #BlueHoofBlues #WhippedAndWhelped #StableOfSpreads #ColeslawDerby #EggYolkSire #RoomTempTragedy #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A glossy cream horse with blue ears, bridle, saddle band, tail, and hooves stands on a white background. Blue text reads Mayoneighs. The jockey was a Ritz cracker and they still let him ride.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Third eye open in downward dog, reflecting on every chemical joy my nervous system remembers. “Wellness” is overrated. #RawDoggingReality #WellnessIsARacket #DownwardDogDopamine #ThirdEyeBrownEye #YogaForTheFallen #LucidAndLivid #PinealGang #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A person in black athletic wear kneels forward with arms stretched on a black yoga mat covered in repeating white text reading "I MISS DRUGS." A gray yoga block rests nearby. Below, text reads "I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat" and "$19.99." The instructor keeps saying "let it all go," but honey, what exactly am I letting go? My standards? My short-term memory? My cover band that only played at 3 AM? I'm holding onto all three.

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not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I've seen the director's cut. The plagues drag and the third act is colonialism. #PurgatoryIsPoorlyLit #StPeterIsABouncer #CovenantFinePrint #NoRefundOnSalvation #HallelujahButHardPass #AndOnTheEighthDayHeGentrified #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A disembodied hand holds up a black book with a white cross toward a man in a white short-sleeved button-down shirt who raises both hands in polite refusal. Bold text below reads, "No thanks. I'm not interested in eternal life. I've seen enough." The binding is vegan leather and hasn't been opened since the Reagan administration, but I already have a lash appointment in Limbo and the lighting there is far more forgiving, sweetie.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Three holes on the guest list. A fourth sausage slipped in through the backdoor. #BackdoorFrankFest #FourthLinkIncursion #UngodlySausage #TriHoleExclusive #SausageGateCrashers #HighwayToRectum #GuestListBeef #MeatyIntruder #AnalAudit #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A hand in a speckled blue sweater grips a pack of four glossy sausages on a tiled kitchen floor with a pink dog bowl nearby. Bold light-blue text declares WHY ARE THERE 4 WHEN I ONLY HAVE 3 HOLES?? The fourth frank is sashaying in stilettos down my colon runway, darling.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

True fans know every galactic republic has a grooming pipeline. #GalacticGroomingPipeline #RepublicRecruitment #JediCouncilKnew #PhantomFiance #PadawanToPartner #SithLevelSecret #AgeIsANumberInSpace #WarpSpeedWedding #DemocraticallyElectedPredator #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A still from The Phantom Menace shows Queen Padmé Amidala in ornate robes and a towering headdress seated inside a spaceship interior. A circular inset contains a photo of young Anakin Skywalker as a child. Bold overlay text reads FACTS ONLY TRUE FANS KNOW GEORGE LUCAS FORESHADOWED PADME BECOMING A SENATOR IN THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999) BY HAVING HER FALL IN LOVE WITH A CHILD. The crown is ceremonial, the makeup is absolute, and the age gap is Force-sensitive and legally binding across three systems.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The bow means she gets first pick of the organs. That's simply good etiquette. #AGirlsGotToEat #BowTiePrivileges #FirstPickOfTheLiver #PostMortemPetPolicy #MyBodyMyChoiceButAlsoHers #FancyFeastIsPeople #WhiskerWetFood #KittyCannibalClub #MortuaryMeow #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A vintage-style illustration of a wide-eyed brown tabby kitten wearing a ruffled red bow tie, surrounded by four small pink hearts like she just got asked to prom. Text curves above reading "my cat is allowed to" and below reading "eat me after i die." She's already picked out which outfit she'll wear to your memorial service. It's the cute cardigan you said was too expensive and now it belongs to her.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Exhausted. Regretful. Reeks of dry shampoo and the elaborate lie she told to leave early. #DryShampooAndDeceit #TheLieWasElaborate #SocialBatteryDead #LeftBeforeDessert #RegrettingMondayOnSunday #MentalHealthDayMeansBed #CancelingFutureSelf #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A screenshot of a tweet from user "retroglo" featuring Meryl Streep slumped in an ornate chair, eyes hollow, looking like she just remembered she agreed to book club tomorrow night too. The tweet reads "me realizing i made plans on consecutive nights" and has 18,136 likes. She's already crafting a story about a fictional basement flood that will require her physical presence for forty-eight hours minimum.

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That finger has pointed at more unindicted cops than every civilian oversight committee combined. #SonicACAB #FasterThanJustice #HedgehogInternalAffairs #NoBadApplesJustBadges #AccountabilityIsSpeed #SonicSaysAbolish #ChaosEmeraldsForBailFund #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A retro-style cartoon of Sonic the Hedgehog reclining with his legs crossed, pointing a gloved finger upward with a smug expression against a yellow and purple background. A speech bubble contains text reading: "Lol You still support the police even though they keep killing unarmed people of color, covering up their crimes, and abusing their power with out ever being held accountable... God, you're pathetic" The blue blur has seen things in Station Square that would get three chiefs of police fired if the local news wasn't owned by the mayor's second cousin.