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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It is soooo much cream tho the milk and the cream horn,,, I don’t even know how that would make you feel…. But fuck I wanna try
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
FUCK I WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE TOO
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Horrendous what is the pastry? What pastry do you assign Enkidu to pair with Gilgamesh?
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Novelty, alcohol and milk- you are most likely going to catch a fae’s good graces
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
As someone who has been accused as a fae (the evidence is circumstantial) I was merely curious…. I think what I hate the most is the burning curiosity to try the drink
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Now why do you think a Fae would fuck with this
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
That being said this isn’t a hate post on WWX. Hell was paved on good intentions. He fucked up. I think he knows he fucked up. He only stands up to JC when LWJ gets dragged into it and the fact that JC had WWX alone in a room and didn’t hurt him.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So again- sue me. I love me an asshole little brother JC who was put in a position he felt he had to be responsible for his older brother. I love a WWX who does everything for JC bc that is his little brother who he wants to be happy. It makes their fall out so much better if there was real love
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bc his brother was a hero. He was always good and kind. He was always self sacrificing- and look at what demonic cultivation turned him into. He could only imagine what a man with not even a fraction of his brother’s will and heart could do. That he had to see BOTH his siblings die and do nothing
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just think- the crash out is valid and honestly the tragedy a little more fulfilling if- JC did love WWX as a brother. If he was hurt but never really wanted to KILL his brother. Hurt him sure but never kill. That a majority of his ‘obsessive anger’ to any demonic cultivator was not bc of WWX
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It isn’t even JC. Who doesn’t even tell JL. He is just kinda in a state of Angry grief. Bc when given the chance- WWX would rather run to LWJ away from him. I think that hurts. Only to THEN learn his brother did NON CONSENSUAL SURGERY on him. Giving up all his hard work and lying to him
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yet- his shitty stupid jester of a brother is once again picking fights and getting taken by the lan. But through out the book he has so many opportunities to kill him, to let the world know- to let the Lan know- yet it isn’t until they discover NMJ’s head that the world knows.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So he is mad. He is angry. He is upset. He has every right to be. But mostly he is in mourning and the only way he can mourn is to be angry. When WWX comes back- he already lost his brother once the idea that he comes back resentful and possessing someone is not what this brother would want.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Then his pet corpse kills their brother in law. Then he goes insane and their sister dies. Then he is closest when WWX dies. Then he has to spend years. Alone. Raising JL. Sharing his last family with the Jin.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Like his older brother- the man who always believed in him, who confided everything with him who believed in him- suddenly pulls away. Stops talking to him. Twists himself into something dark. Starts protecting the people who killed their family for a ‘debt’ he won’t tell him. His BROTHER.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sue me- I am a sucker for close Twin Prides. I am a sucker for despite it all JC and WWX were close. It is what makes their relationship in the books that much more real to me if- deep down- all this energy why he was so mad for so many years- JC loved his older brother and that is what hurt
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Also any fic where LQY and LWJ are best friends is a top tier fic ESP with WWX being supported by his 4 siblings (the Wens and Jiangs)
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wen Qing is a constant joy in fanfics. She is saving lives, keeping WWX in line, dealing with being a leading woman in her field. She has 0 time for bullshit as she has her family to take care of and sadly the gremlin she adopted into her family. Give her a vacation and a raise
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tell me what a white Gilgamesh entails
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
To the artists of the #Svsss fandom! All of you who draw LBH’s demon mark as a little heart? 10/10 no notes it is perfect thank you for your service (As well the artists who draw Bingge with a broken heart)
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
3) Rory and Ron are related…. So small but so funny
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Episode 2) 1. The City/ old folks home is run by necromancers of some kind- selling homes there is a contract for them to work post death (the silver mine) 2. Yes the mayor IS a werewolf who is trying to make the city so unlivable to the old folks the don’t live there (hence the mine)
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
2) Mitch Turned Vespers aka was the “Ghost Bat”- feels obvious. Mitch seems like a soft dumb vampire, probably felt so bad that he made her his sidekick/ made the hero persona up for her
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Episode 1) 1. The reverend is against the masquerade- he berates Madeline for not knowing how things work despite age, he tells David Otherman he needs to be stopped then kills him; he IS aware of Twitch Ratings
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I have so many theories for the new season of #D20 Please do not follow this thread 🧵 These are theories but based off of in game information as it comes out so if you haven’t seen the most current episode ✌️ You have been warned
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
#wangxian idk- their dynamic felt right
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Honestly- how I introduce WWX personality wise #mdzs #wwx
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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a man with a beard and tie says " i beg your pardon "
ALT: a man with a beard and tie says " i beg your pardon "
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sometimes,,, all that matters is the mulberries to keep the depression at bay
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am so sorry friend you were raised by someone in delulu land
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
She is sadly not a generational trauma breaker 😔
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Btw isn’t event strictly Jiang Family bashing this is just canon WWX had a lot of criticism thrown at him bc JFM ‘favored’ him. Even if it remained Canon treatment (MY putting a lot of pressure on JC, stricter with WWX, JC being stressed and upset) it still would trigger anxiety
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Up to the reader if it ever gets better. But there is something to be said about trying even if it is a Sisyphean task. He tries and knows he will never fix his relationship with his sons. But he can’t do much more other than try as an apology. LXC and LWJ at least get more stories about their mom
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Whoever LXC brings home is also subjected to this. Which I think is hilarious no matter who it is. NMJ is probably confused the entire time and bluntly wondering “I thought your dad was dead”. JGY is better redirecting. JC has his own drama but twin pride bonding.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This isn’t even factoring LSZ in this. But from personal experience- I think LSZ is a cocktail of cold dagger glares, passive aggressive smiles and malicious politeness. Boy is worst then both his dads. QHJ is also quietly fond of the boy as well. Again this being any au-
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Still doesn’t LIKE QHJ. He is going off LWJ vibes like the great husband he is. But does help LQR buffer the awkwardness more. Be himself at dinners again. But like- the vision is complex family vibes. I want the brothers to stand up to their dad. I want drama. I want weird family bonding
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It is the awkward feeling of being fully supported by the one family member you don’t really like. I think once WWX is supported more he loses that anxiety over time. It takes a LOT of dinners with LXC (an apology which becomes a regular thing) and LQR softening towards him- WWX bounces back
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Also a lot of the extended Lan Family is getting off of WWX’s back. Bc QHJ fully supports WangXian. While awkward in front of his sons he does- sadly- share a lot in common with LWJ and is a scary glowerer. He didn’t do so with his wife- so he does so for his sons now.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Even more a shock is LQR comforting him. He expects to get yelled at but instead LQR sighes quietly. ‘Don’t let this discourage you. My Brother thinks their mother would have loved you’. Which leaves WWX stunned and going to LWJ like ‘I am dreaming your uncle is defending me’
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Bc he is trying, WWX is not as confident, which makes LWJ a protective menace, LXC’s heart isn’t really in it to stop him and LQR has to buffer all of it. But WWX does get reassured by LXC that no- their father favoring him isn’t an issue- he is much more approachable. It was why LXC invited him
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
But it is kinda becoming obvious QHJ is now trying. Maybe not to be a dad (that shipped sailed LQR has that role)- he knows he fucked up there and his wife will be furious when he sees her again in the afterlife. But he is at least making himself more available. But now it is kinda sticky
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It more or less ends with LQR and LXC getting together like ‘ok that went side ways real fast.’ Bc LWJ refuses to speak to ANYONE until he has reassured and comforted his husband that no. LWJ doesn’t really care that QHJ likes WWX. he should. WWX is amazing. LWJ cares more about WWX.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So dinner is a WHOLE thing. QHJ is trying- failing- but trying. WWX goes from ‘protect jades’ to ‘I want to hide now’. LWJ is glaring at LXC across the table the more WWX shrinks on himself and LXC is quietly trying to apologize and get attention off of WWX.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Turns out- he realizes later after dinner is done- he has anxiety about parents liking him. LQR’s open annoyance with him doesn’t trigger a very specific Jiang family trauma. He is kinda now terrified LWJ and LXC are going to hate him bc their dad sees to openly like him.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think no one is ready for QHJ to be a lot warmer and fond of WWX. In hindsight- LQR realizes why. QHJ seems to be entirely ok giving LXC like smiles to WWX’s glares. Asking WWX about how he and LWJ met. WWX is confused, annoyed and realizes ‘oh I have anxiety’ about this.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WWX is convinced QHJ hates him after their talk (he only cares the man tried piss poor as it was) and if LXC and LWJ want him to buffer with LQR- he is doing it. Least he better than the other family dinners where he is being quietly judged by LQR and making small talk with LXC.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He tries again at a family dinner with LQR- and LXC is like ‘Wangji I am so sorry I can’t do that again you HAVE to bring your husband’. LWJ does not? Want his husband near that man? Have they not learned from their mother? But LXC gets dirty and let’s WWX know and WWX is on guard bunny mode
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
No one knows how to start a conversation- LWJ fully doesn’t know this man. LXC is too diplomatic- and QHJ has no idea what to talk about with his sons. Bringing up WWX gets a glare and asking if LXC is dating gets silence and an even harsher glare. Overall it is a failure
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He can’t help but be fond of LWJ’s husband. Quietly go to her tablet to tell her she would be proud. Per WWX’s rant,, maybe he does try. Try to reconnect with them. Much to the Twin Jade’s shock. LXC tries back, fully dragging LWJ with him the first time- but it is awkward.
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warlockwood.bsky.social @warlockwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He saw the love of his life in the boys words. He saw her long gone passion, her heart. He waved off LQR’s apology bc A-Zhan’s husband wasn’t wrong. When he tried again he sees LWJ’s husband teasing and poking. Smiling the same way his wife use to. Someone his wife would have loved.
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