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@wariotheboss.bsky.social
15 followers 12 following 76 posts

HEY STOOGE'S IT'S-A ME, WARIO! HERE TO TELL YOU TO FOLLOW ME! WAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They put me in a microwave
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is this man?
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here I come
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where am I?
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I do a jig for money!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I felt like hitting some smooth moves
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I need more followers Uhhhh Yo. There we go that word alone should get millions!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
HEY STOOGE @rouxlskaarddukeofp.bsky.social
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wait I can make money off this
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
help
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My wario fit I was forced to wear those wriststraps
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I went to warioland for a while what did I miss?
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wah (Derogatory)
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
D'oh I missed
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There's a lot of freaks on this website That salesman is one of them I think he's a spam email personified He stole-a my wallet and made me bankrupt PLAY MY MICROGAMES! Please I have nothing left
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wario, eh?
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They stole more than my ass
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
THEY'RE TRYNA STEAL-A MY ASS AGAIN!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mike is singing so loudly he's shaking the earth again
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He stole my wallet
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I cut 8-volt's power and he told his mom, I am currently on the run
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I felt like making a post to annoy you Wah I'm going back to bed
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That might be a good idea... HEY @rouxlskaarddukeofp.bsky.social
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Im-a gonna do some smooth moves
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@mariomario.bsky.social IM-A GONNA KILL YOU!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I win
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
HE ADMITS IT TOO!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Im-a gonna beat the shit outta luigi!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You guys should play my new hit microgame It's called Wario's Malpractice Massacre
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@rouxlskaarddukeofp.bsky.social Is a strange man outside my house what do I do
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I lost the restauraunt BACK TO MICROGAMES!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That salesman stole-a my money and left! @1997spamton1997.bsky.social
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I lost my brother to the bank, that's-a why he isnt in warioware
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'M-A GOING UP IN-A THE WORLD! WAHAHAHAHAAA! Now to find which one of these stashes is Kromer
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think I can-a do that, you start... NOW! if possible
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
BUSINESS IS BOOMING! and by booming I mean another animatronic exploded
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ANYTHING is better than zero, what're your rates?
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Only if you work at-a my restaurant, or even be an advertiser for it! I-a need the workers
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'll give you 2 "Kromer"
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I wish I didn't sell Mar-I mean MY cool ass mansion for this restaurant, Nobody wants to work here
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
why do they never respond.
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How much money would you take to work for-a-me?
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO GIVE-A-YOU A JOB!
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@1997spamton1997.bsky.social HEY STOOGE... again... someone please-a respond
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Wario @wariotheboss.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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