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Warglepus

@warglepus.bsky.social
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Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado. Video games, kpop MTG, and shit posts all frequently posted. Poly and flirty. NSFW adjacent at times so use caution

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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 15m
I know enough about your weenie
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the witch that time forgot @bluehinamizawa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
texts that say the following with 3 beato sprites that get progressively more sad:
“When are we going to do the locked room?
??? Sad mommy?
Locked room.............
Does no one want to play with me?
Sad sad mommy”
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 17m
That's it you're getting drained too now
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 18m
You couldn't handle being a blue weenie
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 38m
Yeah dinosaurs are scary, but can they counter a spell?
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1h
Anyways who catch some crabs archidekt.com/decks/251506...
archidekt.com
Crab Rave • (Sultai Commander deck) • Archidekt
Homer, the Hermit - Commander deck (1) Commander • (1) Clones • (12) Copy • (3) Creature • (8) Draw • (35) Land • (1) Landfall • (8) Mill • (3) Protection • (9) Ramp • (4) Recursion • (8) Removal •...
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1h
I saw a quote post that lead to a deleted post so I got nothing
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1h
I should probably goldfish this and despair
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1h
I still have 35 and a bunch of ramp bullshit!
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
No u 😍
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
@keyxlock.bsky.social knows I love to be draining that thang
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
Well I will think you're pretty enough for both of us then 😌
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
We survived and only took one land out to do it.
Blahaj holding flowers
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
But.... You are pretty?!
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
Girl you know I always am 😘
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 3h
I think that depends on how your joints are holding up
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 6h
LET US SEE VICTORS CHEEKS YOU COWARDS
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 7h
Do you want to be buried or cremated when you die during this shift?
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 8h
It's definitely me. 😬
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 9h
Buy singles 🥰
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 19h
I want my Shuma, but I'm not sure I'm ready to be THAT much of a problem at the table 😬
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 21h
Definitely also feeling something over here 😘
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 21h
I'm personally a big fan of the view 👀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 22h
I tried jumping into season 2 and I remembered NOTHING so I gotta start fresh again myself 💀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 22h
An absolute BANGER. AND a reminder I need to watch the second season still 👀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 22h
This series has the weirdest energy and it gives me life TBH
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 22h
Love this
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 22h
This is the good shit I needed this in my veins
Spooky pale worm man dialogue screen
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 23h
Our minds are simply more powerful 😌
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 23h
To be fair it had a rough patch at launch but now it's controller compatible and good. I was playing the long game you see.... Yeah 👀👀👀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 23h
Finally playing my most anticipated game of the year.... That came out like 9 months ago but life happens ya know? 😬 Plus no one gonna spoil this on me lol
Pathologic 3 promo art
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 23h
I fear you're threatening me with a good time there sir. 👀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also you look excellent in it so thank you for this gift 😍
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They get the rest of the days of the week, we deserve this 🙏🏻
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Being a good manager means knowing which employees you gotta give a kick in the ass to 😌
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And did it well 😍
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Doing SETS and I love to see it 🙏🏻
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I however am the kind of autistic the agrees with you 🥰
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🦈🦈🦈👀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The wild thing is he's autistic as hell 💀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think his is like 20 tops. He gets no such excuse
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You two would be besties 😔
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everyone is busted and doing like 5 lines of cocaine before every match in that roster and I think that's beautiful 🥰💀
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the man who had a 100% late clock in rate the other month after all
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She did it for another guy and it's been fine, but that was a he takes the highway and there's sometimes bullshit on the way there than a character flaw reason
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She's giving him a week to get his shit together before she changes it back and watches him burn which is a level of petty I respect
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finally the gang is back together
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BlazBlue CF port with rollback and cross play?!? Y'all better get ready for my Amane 🥰
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh you had kuitzil? Never mind me blue ass is glad you got beat up in the end 😡 (Mostly JK glad you kids had fun lol)
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Team lead moved a co-workers start time to 5 minutes later since he was always late to keep him from getting in trouble for it. It lasted a week before he's adapted and now being late for that 5 movies late 🫩
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