ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 49mcalder family giving anish kapoor a run for his money on the "very specific color" contest www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/a... 241
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 2hi have notification previews turned off for my phone, partly for privacy, but mostly because when It happens, i want to be surprised when i unlock my phone and see the news alerts. i deserve a good surprise for once. 000
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 4hit's quite funny to see tech guys invoke like, duchamp or hip hop samples or appropriation art to try and get us to see ai art/music as some kind of disruptive creative force. no, i actually don't think your slop is going to become a foundational cultural touchstone, but thanks for playing. 110
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21hfunniest part of the Danh Vo show at White Cube is the "McNamara walnut wood" he used to build out the structures in the gallery. as in, walnut wood sourced from the orchard in CA run by Robert McNamara's son. 051
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 29/09/2026libra season aka princess diana weather aka winnie the pooh weather aka my favorite time of year 120
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 29/09/2026serious question how in the fuck have these not fallen apart yet. especially if they're not in the (hopefully gloved) hands of a museum conservator. untitled elephant dung sculptures by David Hammons, 1983-85, at independent 20th century (ryan lee/salon 94) 140
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 28/09/2026"glenn ligon at the national gallery courtesy of sam gilliam" is a wonderful sentence 121
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 28/09/2026what am i supposed to do about this, recaptcha. why are you telling *me* 110
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 28/09/2026say what you will about taryn simon at the guggenheim, but for those of us who live in the dmv it's basically a greatest hits of "oh yeah, *that* hotel, oh yeah, *that* police department". really makes this whole town feel as slimy as it often is. 130
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 27/09/2026walked by jon caramanica in tribeca while listening to jpegmafia. then walked by him again 45 minutes later. this is a bad sign, leaving new york immediately. 020
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 27/09/2026arthur jafa show is intense and good, my only quibble is that if your museum is showing works in such consistently low light that people need to use phone flashlights to read wall texts, you should probably be providing an alternative. like it's kind of comical. 141
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 26/09/2026nothing surprising happens anymore. it's all too on the nose. 010
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 26/09/2026i also saw the philippe parreno melting iceman and i can't pretend it's not fun. 151
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 25/09/2026i sat on the john chamberlain pink foam couch and all i got was the sinking feeling that i needed more hand sanitizer 171
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 25/09/2026where the rubber meets the road, where the candy meets the wall 160
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 25/09/2026at first I was like where’s ARS among this hits parade, but then I remembered they’re in a coalition already listed lol 110
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 25/09/2026uva hats/sweatshirts spotted in chelsea AND tribeca, charlottesville i will never escape you 😮💨 000
Reposted by ian says DC statehood nowJeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum. 362974913
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 25/09/2026and another one (eric n. mack at paula cooper) 061
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 24/09/2026alright if jordan wolfson is gonna do this, i should be allowed to call him the f slur 140
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 24/09/2026literally every day for the past three weeks i’ve been wondering when this would happen/if it already happened. it was inevitable, libraries are too big a target not to get, well, targeted. 110
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 23/09/2026very interesting read kunstkritikk.com/storm-over-g... 010
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 22/09/2026logging out of work for a 5-day weekend!!!!! during which I am willingly spending time at the javits center...... 120
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 22/09/2026one thing you'll never see me doing is opening the comments on a washington post article. i do not want to know what the average post commenter thinks of the lucas museum, thank you very much. 010
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 22/09/2026i love when trees eat their enclosures. consume your prison, you have nothing to lose but the bars of your cage. 120
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 22/09/2026every day i find a new reason to be glad i went to a state school. not gonna be specific, but man. 000
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 22/09/2026i wonder if AI doomers read about and badly misunderstood critical fabulation and that's how we got here. 000
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/2026it started out with a piss, how did it end up like this it was only a piss (it was only a piss) 010
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/2026even acela tickets are getting more expensive and they were already overpriced as hell!!! save me from this nightmare. 000
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/2026this shit is never going to end. how many years have they been litigating the dembow beat at this point? just let it be, man. you can't sue the whole reggaeton industry, tho you sure tried! copyrightlately.com/steely-clevi...copyrightlately.comSelection, Arrangement, Reconsideration, RepeatThree weeks after a judge threw out the heart of the Dem Bow case against Bad Bunny, plaintiffs want him to reconsider his reconsideration. 100
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/202610 wildly surreal images you HAVE to see 15 SURPRISINGLY satisfying photographs you can't miss 13 crazy paintings you WON'T believe 100
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/2026"gay men love vacation" was probably the truest thing anyone's ever said. 210
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/2026enough time has passed since the sad news that alerted me to this, but the original zombie formalism essay is gone! like totally gone. i knew artspace took their editorial content down but it never clicked for me that their editorial content included *that* (wayback web.archive.org/web/20181122...)web.archive.orgFlipping and the Rise of Zombie FormalismAn explanation of "Zombie Formalism" and an in-depth review of the state of today's art market from the global online art gallery: Artspace.com 350
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 21/09/2026found out i'll be in la for a few days in december and as much as i want to live skeet my hate walk through the lucas museum, i will not be spending 25 bucks for the privilege 120
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 20/09/2026freeman & lowe new long-term installation at von ammon is nuts. built into the gallery behind a false wall. 010
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 20/09/20263 days, still no blurb. it's fitting in a way. formless content for the algorithm, just a name on a list to scroll and scroll. 050
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 20/09/2026cornering me as I try to enter your gallery and saying “I’ve never seen you before” is not the way to get me to care about the art you show lol 020
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 19/09/2026someone desperately trying to recreate a ny gallery day in dc: "ok hamiltonian opening is 3-6, we'll go there and PFA on u st then bike over to georgetown for von ammon 6-8, but we can't stay long bc we have to cross the river to arlington before friends artspace closes at 8. i am enjoying myself." 130
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 19/09/2026guggenheim? problematic? haven't heard those words in a long time (a few months). 020
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 19/09/2026everyone was a twink once... a twinkle in their parents' eyes 110
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 19/09/2026"he embraced the market" oh so he hugged larry? 120
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 18/09/2026only like 20 minutes in but i'm so so glad the gallery published footage of the celebration of life for Melvin Edwards www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtF...youtube.comMelvin Edwards: A Celebration of LifeYouTube video by Alexander Gray Associates 221
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 18/09/2026man this interview is full of gems. www.zeit.de/2026/40/naom...zeit.deNaomi Beckwith: »Wir werden jede Art von Gewalt vermeiden«Naomi Beckwith ist die neue Leiterin der Documenta. Hier erzählt sie erstmals, wie sie nach den Skandalen um die Ausstellung weitermachen will. 110
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 18/09/2026wait are you fucking kidding me how have i not seen this one. they tried to copyright a fish!!!!! not a picture of a fish, not a sculpture of a fish, but an actual fish that they genetically engineered to make glow!!!!! no, you can't copyright a fish. www.copyright.gov/rulings-fili... 2253
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 18/09/2026i've read this so many times but i never get tired of it. the drama of it all! 140
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 18/09/2026another day, another round of buses getting stuck at the intersection in front of my apartment because no one wants to obey no-parking signs. 100
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 18/09/2026gay guy throuple that only posts on IG as a three-way collab 220
ian says DC statehood now @wareian.com · 17/09/2026i don't think i'm allowed to answer this until i turn 30, right? 120