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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1h
I once went to a Steelers game. So, clearly, I am a stealer who hates America.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just terminated an attempt to buy symphony tickets. To “prove I’m human” they asked to scan my drivers license then to take a facial recognition scan then to enter credit card information. Nope.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
American consumers hold much, much more power than all the protest signs combined—the power simply not to consume the garbage they insist we must have. Networks. Phones. Fast food. Fashion. Companies that support ICEstapo attacks. Etc.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People; my family never enslaved anybody. Me; I was shocked to learn that I have degrees from two higher ed institutions that amassed large endowments from slave economics. Had historians not exposed the truth I wouldn’t ever have thought I benefited from slavery. People; that’s woke.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need a new car that I can’t afford. It’s a matter of national security. Yeah!
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TV personalities that now govern think soldiers and sailors should be like those on TV. Long deployment under soul-crushing conditions, “soldier on!”
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Under Biden volcanoes erupted over the land, and highways sank into the bottomless abyss. People wailed and gnashed their teeth until the Almighty sent Trump to build a golf course on the Patomac. Oh, need I mention the chicken who warned us that the sky was falling?
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Most of us get just enough slice in the cafeteria line to make us think it’s all working for us. I mean, we aren’t the poor b***ards getting the stale crust. Awesome, right?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nancy Mace at the South Carolina game, cheering, “Go Cocks!”
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump is like the guy who borrowed $500 a couple years ago. But he’s going to pay you back soon.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I knew Jack Kennedy. I worked with Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine, and Donald, you’re no Kack Kennedy!
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A realtor told me in 2021 (Covid, inflation, unemployment, stock buy-backs) that “houses sell better when a Republican is in office.” Hm.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Constitutional Republic: a place where you don’t get locked up just because someone in authority doesn’t like you or what you stand for.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I am opposing a social order in which it is possible for one man who does absolutely nothing that is useful to amass a fortune of hundreds of millions of dollars, while millions of men and women who work all the days of their lives secure barely enough for a wretched existence.” ― Eugene Debs
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve got a deal for you. Costs will increase $10K. I’ll give you $5K. Great, huh?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein. They thought the silenced me.
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Jacob Marley's Ghost (Alec Guinness) in Christmas Carol
ALT: Jacob Marley's Ghost (Alec Guinness) in Christmas Carol
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Americabama Amercansas Alaskamerica Amerizona Delamericaware Pennsylmerica Indianamerica Ameridaho Ameritucky North Amerkota Mericaland Massamerichusetts Missouramerica Nebraskamerica New Amerishire Oklamerica South Americolina
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I predict a “deal” to end all wars November 3, 2026.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026
I haven’t been indicted yet.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remind me what day “inclusion” became a bad word.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lake America would sound stupid no matter who named it. The next president should rename Florida as America’s Peninsula (careful) from which the Stream of America gushes forth out of the Gulf of America.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sire, the peasants are in revolt! What if we simply tainted their food to bring forth the dysentery?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When all the news outlets are billionaire-class, right-wing mouthpieces, how will they compete? CBS outfoxes FOX? Exposé’s on Michelle Obama’s college study habits? More stories about deer hunters?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is it just I, or does “piker” sound like a British insult?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Too bad the Middle Ages didn’t have credit cards that serfs could use to pay their obligations to the lords whilst establishing a credit rating they could be proud of—all for a small service fee.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A guy in a ski mask pulled a gun at the bank and made a “deal” so profitable that authorities are anxious to question him about it.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If Dems win Congress ICEstapo loses their jobs (paid thugs). I wonder if ICEstapo will be motivated to ensure their job security.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
See, the underclass didn’t create the class struggle.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rich people seem obsessed with class conflict. There’s a fix. Stop creating an underclass.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Impossibile meat and Beyond meat are plant-based products. Mystery beef is mysterious.
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Sizzling Steak Cooking
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Send xx (back) your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse (!!!!!) of your teeming shore. Send the homeless, tempest-tost to xxx (sh***le countries). I shine my lamp on the golden door(s to my ballroom)!”
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Faith that is allergic to challenge and questioning is not faith. It is unbelief that doesn’t really trust its own foundation. Faith is not what removes ambiguity. It is that which gives you a rock to stand on in a world of ambiguities.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think we should rename everything. Why not?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I recall a cult leader who claimed to be persecuted and demanded loyalty all while arranging for his followers to be poisoned. Now it’s lettuce and frozen treats. Same?
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Star Trek TOS: Poisoned Milk Spray
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Christian nationalism is the Crusader Myth—taking the sword to defend god (who must be vulnerable) and demonizing all others. It includes a cult of fallen warriors with Jesus as warrior par excellence; “he died for your sins: they died for your freedom”. The myth takes the Name in vain.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gold hair. Gold face paint. Gold office. Gold tie. Gold tuxedo? Gold nail polish? Golden idol?
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As @kevinmkruse.bsky.social noted, this was the cover of the pro-free-market, not-progressive Economist one month before the election that brought Trump back to power. The economy had problems, hence the result, but a “total catastrophe” it was not.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stocks are up! Tariff rebates go to companies instead of consumers. Gas, groceries, clothing, airfares, rent, insurance, meds, school supplies, all up. I’m not an economist. Could someone please explain these things might be related?
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We rather die on our feet, Than keep living on our knees-James Brown
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Of course I’ll be running for another term. apatasaurforamerica@xtict.com
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Gertie the Dino: Iconic Disney World Dinosaur
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Developers purchase land. Then they propose a 40 story eyesore that promises to snarl traffic. Neighbors fight back. Developers settle for a 36 story eyesore. Neighbors think that’s a win.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breaking News: he promised two senators who will not be re-elected that he will drop the deal. If he doesn’t they threaten to use harsh language.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I saw a picture of the Oath Keepers yesterday. I read several lines before realizing it wasn’t a picture of ICE.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I try to imagine my reaction if I lived in a red state, and a president I supported used a natural disaster or cyber attack by a foreign enemy to trash my governor and neighbors and then refuse to send resources.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Victory?
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Yoda's Serious Gaze in Star Wars
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wonder if a lot of American Christians are aware that a portion of the Palestinians in Gaza, the West Bank and East Jerusalem are Christians and have been for a long, long time—like back to the Pentecost following the Resurrection. They’re worth hearing out.
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
WWTFUT. What will Trump **** Up Today
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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Obama 2028
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