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Amber Adams

@wannabesongbird.bsky.social
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I love Jesus, singing, knitting and history. Queen Regnant of Wonkiness #ATTT

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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bought two sweatshirts in the exact same color: one boys’ 10/12 and one boys’ 5 to make my three year old an octopus costume Guess which one I actually cut octopus arms out of 🙃
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I knew about her philanthropy, loved her confident sense of self, but I hadn’t listened too much outside of “9 to 5“ and “Jolene,” etc. I’ve been on a Celtic folk song kick, and the Appalachian influence in “Little Sparrow” fits so well with that Scots-Irish tradition. Excited to enjoy more Dolly!
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We’ve forgotten someone’s backpack both days of school so far. Before anyone suggest a morning routine checklist or something, yes, I have one. (The first day was the toddler’s backpack for gym childcare, so that was no big deal. A little more stressful when it was the 1st grader’s bag)
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every pediatrician appointment in the past 18 months has included the doctor and me ranting to each other about this.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a really good cookbook if you have a tight food budget. She even notes which foods should be approved by WIC (though those requirements might’ve changed since the book was published.) It has weekly meal plans, including morning and afternoon snacks. kidseatincolor.com/product/affo...
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Affordable Flavors - Kids Eat in Color
The cost-saving meal plan that makes it easier to feed your family flavor-filled meals and snacks they will love. Donate to make it free or reduced-price for other families. Format: digital download...
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've never wanted a tattoo sleeve before, but if I could have one that looked like this I'd consider it.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just realized I should probably be getting the kids to bed at least an hour earlier than their alleged bedtime (they are not usually asleep for 30-60 minutes after THAT) I’m not too worried about the 6yo waking up for school, but his 3yo brother will be a grump about being up to drop him off.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I had to get a dental crown replaced because the last one wasn’t flush with the tooth on the side somehow? Anyway, this temporary crown has now come off twice, and I have not eaten anything particularly tough or sticky, and I followed instructions about how long to wait before eating
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like the cookie-to-filling ratio is incorrect on these lemon bars. Oh well. If I do it again, I’ll make half as much cookie or twice as much lemon filling
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’ve now seen two women on Instagram post something like: “‘Are you cutting or bulking?’ ‘fighting for my life because my husband is a smokeshow and I can’t look like his emotional support goblin’” And said husband is what @amycolleen.bsky.social would call a mayonnaise sandwich, just… kinda tall?
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need to buy more leafy greens next week! I’ll plan some salads! News: “Cyclospora outbreak! cannot be reliably washed off fresh produce! Cook raw veggies!” Ok, never mind
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“The flames kindled on the 4th of July, 1776, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished by the feeble engines of despotism; on the contrary, they will consume these engines and all who work them.” Thomas Jefferson in a letter to John Adams, 1821
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trying to figure out how Vimes boot theory applies to dishwashing gloves Because even the gloves that are $4 can get a little cut in the finger and become useless But will $2 gloves get a tear in them faster than 1/2 the time a $4 pair would?
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do I dare to hope?? After 12 years?
A screenshot of the Spurs/Knicks score: 63 for the Spurs to 51 for the Knicks, with six minutes and 50 seconds left in the 3rd quarter
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I get that you can’t show an outside movie before dusk, but dusk in summer is really late for kids movies I’m also in the early kid stage, and this might be fine for families whose youngest kid is 7 or 8? If mine stay up until 10:45, they will also be up at 6 AM sharp on the following Saturday.
A “Friday Night Flicks in the park” poster from Bexar County Parks and Recreation. The free movies showing are Zootopia 2 (May 29), Bad Guys 2 (June 12), Wild Robot (June 26), the live action How to Train Your Dragon (July 10), and Jurassic World (July 24)
Other information on the poster includes that concessions are available, movies start at dusk, Sabor Sevilla will perform flamenco before the movie on May 29th, and all children must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. It is sponsored by Bexar County Commissioner, Precinct 4, Tommy Calvert.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Do I make one of those rectangular wrap shirts in Spurs fiesta colors y/n
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Names I have been called by a 2yo needing a nap: Mama monkey Mama hedgehog Mama cow Mama salad Mama cat Mama turtle Mama soap
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wish us luck! My husband is missing Popeyes, so I’m going to try a gluten-free copycat recipe. If anyone has suggestions for which gluten-free flour works best with fried chicken, I hope your answer is King Arthur, but if I have to, I’ll buy another one :/
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Would brewing coffee with cardamom and cinnamon fix me, y/n?
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a scarecrow is standing in front of a house with its doors open
Alt: A solo performance in the Royal Ballet’s Tales of Beatrix Potter, with Mr. Jeremy Fisher, a frog in a early Regency morning coat and breeches
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I hate skipping choir, and I want to see my friends and make the director tell the back row altos to stop talking And also I don’t feel great and the house needs a lot of cleaning before comes this weekend
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
What are y’all’s favorite dinners to take to people? Because I offered to help out a friend tomorrow, and every recipe my family enjoys has completely flown from my brain. Only considerations are no dairy or pineapple.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I bought my older son an Easter suit at the kids resale last year in the size for this year But the other one has a hand-me- down white shirt, a new pair of khaki joggers, and a spring-ish bowtie I found Do I put him in a dark suit? or keep him spring-ish, and look like 6yo is the favorite child 😅
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I ordered nail wraps hoping they would arrive in time to do my nails green for St. Patrick’s And then forgot until like 4pm today But! The day is not over yet.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
1. It’s mountain laurel season in Texas! 2.Twirly dresses 3. The first sip of a good latte (and every sip following too of course)
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Just remembered a standardized test from first grade (not the state test, idk what it was) that had one question about a reasonable price for a car and being baffled at seven years old about how I was supposed to know if $60, $600, or $6000 was a reasonable price for a car.
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Sarah Doyle Cozart @sarahecozart.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Weaving sale!!! I’m offering every piece at a discount. If you’d like to claim one, please comment “Sold!” under the piece and we’ll go from there! Every sale helps put a dent in my bills! Can piece will include price, estimated shipping cost, and dimensions of the piece. Every share also helps!!
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
youtu.be/K7uGj7f_2-A Willem DaFoe’s coffee order (caffe latte, twist of lemon, Sweet & Low) in Boondocks Saints sounds like the worst coffee. Sweet & Low and coffee is not good. But maybe it would work without the milk or without the lemon.
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Boondock Saints: DaFoe Coffee
YouTube video by Zahh Man
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Trying to calm down about someone using the title “Dr” for a history podcast, when her PhD is (as suspected) not in history. She earned the title! Sure, in English lit. Using it lends credibility to nonsense that seems to take every source at face value, without the analysis I expect from HS kids.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
TIL that Toussaint L’Overture, a man who has been dead for over 200 years, is still “too political” to include on opening ceremony team uniforms www.instagram.com/reel/DUW27hA...
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art_lust_ on Instagram: "Haitian Olympics outfitsView all 232 comments"
Haitian Olympics outfits
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Trying to decide if the morning stressful enough to just forget downtown traffic/getting the kids out the door on time again Or stressful enough that I need to see choir friends, and have dedicated time to knit my sweater (while five-year-old is in choir, but mine hasn’t started)
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Renaissance and Baroque Art History Cultures and Empires of the Silk Road Europe- High Renasissance and Reformation Latin American Civ Revolutions in Latin America Senior Seminar- Human Rights Since 1948
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’d really love it if my 2.5yo could get his second shot early 😣 But at least the first shot is pretty effective until then. (Our pediatrician is very pro-vax, they just stick to the schedule) And I wish other vulnerable populations weren’t being exposed by parents who swallowed a lie
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So we are going to get some precipitation and below freezing temperatures But it shouldn’t (?) be low enough to overload the grid with Texan heater use, and there will certainly not be enough snow to knock out lines But after snowpocalypse 2021 idk
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Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 19/01/2026
Good morning, beloved. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” -Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
When you have a huge baking sheet for making apple pastries
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I picked out the 12 best individual servings* of sticky toffee pudding Do I bring the 6 B-string cakes to my mom’s for Christmas Eve? *essentially cupcakes, we’ll add sauce to serve
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It might’ve taken until 11 PM on the 21st, but I got the baby’s stocking finished (This is the baby’s third Christmas, but shhhhhhh)
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
(I make no claims about the veracity of this translation of Caesar, I just found the possibility cool)
Photo of a page in a book, I don’t know which one.
with his toga and let himself fall. Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek: 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute?'). It literally means 'You too, child,' but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn't clear. Tempest cites 'an important article' by James Russell (1980) 'that has often been overlooked'. Russell points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more, along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk.Tumblr screenshot:

random-ferret
I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold
So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

random-ferret
Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

nudibranchparty
Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.Post from @elleisanisland.bsky.social
“Inside you are two lions. One is dissociating and the other is freaking the hell out”
With an image of two medieval lion statues : one has its mouth open in a dumb way, not roaring, sitting on its back leg with its forelegs on its knees; the other is crouching and facing the viewer looking very frightened
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
There is a cowboy dress code for the work party tonight, but we decided to go hit-TV-series-Dallas cowboy instead Do I need to use a curler to get Big 1980s Dallas Hair before tonight?
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Should I go to the Deacon Christmas Part?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
it's so deeply weird to draw any kind of attention to someone not drinking. sure, some people are sober. some people might also have to drive home or get up early or be pregnant or have health stuff/medications/digestive systems that don't play nice with booze. NOT MY BUSINESS! have some punch!
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Weather where I just was vs weather at home. Boo. I hate seeing 80°+ in November
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Having both of our names start with an A means I get a lot of accidental calls because I’m the first person in people’s phonebook Anyway, that happened twice today
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We had to put our dog down a few weeks ago, and today my 2yo was looking in the backyard "Lily gone? See Lily? Hi Lily Bee? Kiss Lily?" 🥺
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
As a Texan, I’m very disappointed in Donkey Hodie teaching my children to put carrots and beets in slow-cook chili.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Voted on the *17 new amendments* to the Texas Constitution Still cannot believe this is the way it works here, but I did it.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Nearly every time my kid clicks on a Khan Academy book in the app, I’m surprised that they have poems by Sylvia Platt on a kids app and then realize the author is CYNTHIA Platt
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I fell behind this year, friends, I did not wear the fox shirt at all in September (pic for reference from last year) Should I debut it at church tonight?
Amber smiles with the camera at a high angle. The brown shirt has a fox in blue scarf, sitting next to a pile of leaves with a mug of something hot and a rake under its tail.
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Amber Adams @wannabesongbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Some days you play with age-appropriate, Montessori learning toys and some days, you just keep measuring your toddler’s body parts with a construction measuring tape while he giggles (we also watch plenty of Little Bear etc, have no fear… and also less-educational stuff that his brother picks)
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