Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025So a high tariff on nothing is… umm…. Nothing. Trump has nothing… he has no idea how to keep his word 31371
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025He’s just trying to make a point… leave the mam alone… 110
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 11/01/2025What is it with the American “Pedo Gangs” - sorry I meant “Church Workers”…. My bad 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Well he had to get rid of all that “Hollywood Pedophile” evidence he never had… just saying 010
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025He’s literally boasted about buying his new truck with money from Elon Muscovite…. 071
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024So if an immigrant is given your job it’s because you really shouldn’t be working for such a shitty employer anyway? 010
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024If an immigrant “steals your job” maybe, just maybe, it’s because you’re shite at your job…. 110
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Well… when a mummy follower and a daddy follower click on the “follow” button….. 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 26/12/2024He literally sacked thousands at X… they might support Trump but they don’t trust Muscovite …. 020
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 26/12/2024My biggest achievement of 2024 was successfully weaponising the use of crayons in a business environment… 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 26/12/2024But that’s what he wants so he can create his own… 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Christmas food shopping is about resisting the urge to shout “will you get out of my f*cking way” constantly 110
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Note to self - don’t drink red wine when your alarm goes off in less than 5hrs…. Wide awake… 010
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I once found half a squirrel…. Real one as well.. the vet found the other half.. because, well, my cat was an arsehole… through which the aforementioned half would not pass.. 010
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I’m willing to admit that the Iron Maiden “`Darkest Red 2021” red wind is rather good… mainly because my lips are numb 030
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Not long till the next, and possibly final, tour…. 110
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I’ll always remember being out for a very early morning run coming across a load of cops with a “big red key” getting ready to give someone an unexpected early morning alarm call… 010
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Almost as good as Amazon’s “handed to Resident” - who? I want even home FFS!!! 110
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The wife wasn’t happy when I used a - turns out to be - nice red wine whilst making a Cottage Pie - like Shepherds Pie but with beef - so I’m finishing the rest of the bottle…. Thank god for autocorrect …. 020
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Unsubscribe needs to actually say “just fuck of, I’m not interested in your marketing bullshit” 020
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024No - the ORIGINAL “Fairytale of New York” - Shane MacGowan RIP 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I usually find that the response “would you please be so kind as to fuck right off” works quite well…. 110
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Other than it’s a really shit app that brings out the worst in people in the pursuit of personal gratification? 010
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024He's only truly interest in policies that will enrich him, his family and his friends 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024That hundreds of thousands of good honest Americans have personal drones? 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Republicans like watching children die…. So many children, so many ways 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I guess you’re one of those that would fail a “fit and proper” test for owning a firearm then… 210
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Our chief export is actually sarcasm closely followed by dark humour and then correct spelling 1170
