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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Jiang Wanyin🍇🐶 ✅ @.JiangWanyin05 wEI WUXIAN WHAT THE FUCK? 🗨️5k 🔁8k ❤️54k Nie Huaisang🪭 ✅ @.ArtistNie Wei-xiong? Did you get hacked...? 🗨️5.6k 🔁10k ❤️60k Tired Manager 🔒 @.coffeeholic WEI WUXIAN ANSWER THE GODAMN PHONE 🗨️ 🔁 ❤️

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

For the first time in more than a week, Wwx opens his X account and finally sees the infamous post. Wei Ying 🌶️ ✅ @.WwxYllz0123 I love my husband. 🥰 🗨️10.3k 🔁69.9k ❤️120k Top replies: Lan Wangji☁️ ✅ @.Lwjhgj1030 Wei Ying... 🗨️8k 🔁12k ❤️67k

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I got something for you too! Now Ill be off! Enjoy!" Wwx, "Bye Nie-xiong! Thanks! Ill tell you what I think later!" They both wave as Nhs is escorted out. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Wwx, "Sure, Nie-xiong.. whatever you say~ They discuss the questions and the flow. What to do and not to do (as per demand of Wen Qing) on cam. Nhs, "Okay! All set! Oh I also brought these from my latest trip abroad! Here~ I know you'd like these Wei-xiong! Lan-xiong! +

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+unprepared now, can I?" Wwx, "..." Lwj, "In other situations, you have." He sips his tea and eyes Nhs from across him. Then he snakes his freehand to Wwx's waist, urging him to come closer. Nhs, "N-no! I dont know what youre talking about."

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Nhs, "No one dared you or did you make a preset post ...?" Wwx, "Really no. I swear I dont know or remember!" Nhs, "Huh interesting. Well~ Now to the actual reason why Im here!" He closes his fan and smacks it on his other hand. "The questions! I cant let my best friend be+

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

and having Lan Zhan in bed waiting for me.. well to.." Nhs, "Ah! Wei-xiong! I like spring books but I dont want to picture you two doing it! It would be so awkward.. so thats just it? No recollection whatsoever?" He flutters his fan just above his nose. Wwx, "Nope."

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Nhs, "So, mind explaining why you posted a well guarded secret right after a very huge milestone in both of your careers hm? Wei-xiong?" Wwx, "Ah- Post nut clarity?" Lwj, "Wei Ying..." Wwx, "Okay okay! I dont remember alright? All I do remember is getting home exhausted+

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+wife wants. I know Wei Ying has needs." Wwx, "L-Lan Zhan! I just want to cuddle!" Lwj, "Mn." With a few more touches here and there Wwx ends up being a moaning and begging mess all wrecked and spent by his dutiful husband. Wwx, "A-ah! Im so glad... Ah- wait! Slow-"

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+be postponed after all! ☁️: Mn. Good news. 😣: *Another sigh* Okay do whatever the fuck you guys are going to do. I will send and see you in a week! Good. Bye. The line went silent but Wangxian's room was the opposite. Wwx, "So~ cuddle?" Lwj, "Mn. Will also give what my+

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

😣: well, thats that! Just appear on the show, give the great reveal that youre husband, in fact, is Lan Wangji and get on with the questions. I will give specifics. After. This. Week. You and I both know we both deserve it. Fuck the media. 🌶️: Hear that Lan Zhan? Our plans wont+

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+ thats the very show! 🌶️: Well I guess he would love having us one way or another. It would be fun! 😣: Good luck with the questions he will be asking. You better keep him in check with his horrendous reputation of forgetting his media training, Lan Wangji. ☁️: Mn. 🌶️: Hey!

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+from your best friend's show. 🌶️: Huh? Huaisang? That reality TV? 😣: You know about it? 🌶️: Yeah he has been inviting me over to just talk or even be a guest host for maybe a month? I just got too busy and I declined his invite... Well till now at least. 😣: Well congrats! +

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🌶️: Hehe! You love me Qing-jie~ 😣: I swear Im so close to just resigning. 🌶️: No no! I promise this will be the last slip up! Dont gooooo~ 😣: Talking like this as if youre ACTUALLY alone. ☁️: Wen-guniang, which show will we be on? 😣: Ah right, someone offered a slot+

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🌶️: The TV show sounds more like it to introduce who Lan Zhan is... It would be more dramatic if he would introduce me though... ☁️: Your fault. 🌶️: I know I know! Forgive me? ☁️: Mn. 😣: I dont. Big piece of headache. We wouldve been free for a week but you pulled this stunt!

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🌶️: Oh what a coincidence~ we are about to end call~ ☁️: Wei Ying... 🌶️: Fine fine! Finishing this so I can get cuddles! Got it! ☁️: Mn. 😣: *heavy sigh* Okay, so do you want to appear on a reality TV show as guests, interview/press conference, or just do some crazy shit online?

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

😣: .... 🌶️:... 😣: You guys are stuck in the honeymoon phase forever. 🌶️: L-Lan Zhan! My heart! ☁️: Mn? What is wrong with Wei Ying's heart? I have always taken cared of it. 🌶️:You sweet,romantic silly man! Okay yes! Lets confirm it hehe~*more lip smacking* 😣: Im still here.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

☁️: Wei Ying.. 🌶️: Jokes on them! Hes been married for over 5 years now! Haha! Yes Lan Zhan? *Audible kissing* ☁️: Mn. 😣: Ugh, so youll be out in the open now? 🌶️: What does my wonderful husband think? ☁️: It is my greatest honor to finally show the world that you are mine.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+ I also have options waiting for you. 🌶️: Huh. 😣: Now, what would it be? 🌶️: Why would I deny my world renowned artist, director and musician husband to the world? This is such a blessing honestly. People would finally stop asking if he would get married soon!

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

+ gotten too happy end posted that mid fuck-? 😣: That is such TMI even for you. 🌶️: Well- 😣: Now listen carefully you little shit, Im going to tell you, through text, what the fuck you should post next if you WANT to deny. But if you want to finally be out in the open +

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Wwx, "Alright alright Im up..." They both get up (reluctantly) and wash their (Wwx) sleepiness out of their system. Right on queue, Wwx's phone rings. Caller Id: Manager 😣 🌶️: Ha ha! Hello good morning, manager~ What brings you-- 😣: EXPLAIN. YOURSELF. 🌶️: A-ah? I might've

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Wwx, " Lan Zhan..but warm.. I deserve.... Lan-er-gege's warmth... Making.. it.. hard.... wake up... massage... " Lwj is sure that Wwx was fast asleep again so he just pinches the tender rear of his husband and Wwx jolts awake. "Lan Zhan!" Lwj, "Wake now my love cuddle later."

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Cradling the back of Wwx's head and proceeding to massage it he says, "Wei Ying. You need to get ready now." Lwj then kisses his forehead. "You will have more cuddles when you finish your tasks today." Wwx, half awake and snuggling even deeper he just groans in protest.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🍇: HUH?? YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER. YOU BETTER TELL HIM THAT HE NEEDS TO BE READY IN 1 HOUR FOR A CALL OR WHATEVER WITH HIS MANAGER OR HE WILL BE SKINNED ALIVE. Then the line goes silent. Lwj sighs and places Wwx's phone by the nightstand. And positions Wwx more snug on his chest.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🌶️: .... 🍇: DONT GIVE THE SILENT TREATMENT ON ME! THIS BETTER BE SOLVED BEFORE I COME BACK IN 3 DAYS OR IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS! ☁️: There will be no breaking of Wei Ying's legs and he is asleep. I will relay the message. Good day brother-in-law. 🌶️: Mn.. Lan...zhan...

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

☁️: Mn..You have revealed to have a husband and in love with me. 🌶️: Oh shit. 🍇:OH SHIT IS RIGHT!! IVE BEEN GETTING TEXTS FROM YOUR MANAGER TO INFORM YOU!LIKE WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!ANYWAY IM DOING WHAT HE WANTS ME TO DO SO DO DAMAGE CONTROL! SINCE YOU COULDNT BE REACHED

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🌶️: Hey! Dont talk to Lan Zhan like that! Also, why are you calling? My schedule is free till next week! ☁️: *audible ruffling of blankets* Mn stay warm on me. 🌶️: A-ah yes cozy ... Mnn.. 🍇: dONT GO BACK TO SLEEP! NO DOGFOOD RIGHT NOW! LOOK AT WHAT YOU POSTED IN X! 🌶️: Huh

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The next day, Wwx wakes up, against his husband's chest and hears his phone buzzing. Caller ID: Jiang Cheng 🍇 🌶️: Mn? Jiang- 🍇: wHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!? 🌶️:? Huh ☁️: Mn? Wei Ying? 🍇: oH RIGHT YOUR HUSBAND IS HERE. GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO NOT-SO-SECRET-HUSBAND

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Actor and model Wwx , after a new magazine release and a successful movie premiere he posted something on Twt and it says Wei Ying ✅ @.WwxYllz0123 I love my husband. 🥰 His fans go wild.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Time traveller Lwj goes back to the time before Wwx punches Jzx's nose & gets expelled from the Cloud Recesses. As the genealogy class of the Lan sect starts and everyone is questioning who is prettier than who Lwj pulls Wwx to the side. Lwj, "Wei Ying. Marry me." Wwx, "Huh"

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wangxian was so caught up in their own world that they didnt notice the onlookers staring and chattering about these two ethereal immortals just giving affection openly 😆 "Now that is true love! I wish I would have that one day!" 🥹🩵♥️🐇🐇

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wwx, "Hnn... Okay~ lets go home." Still engulfed in billowy white sleeaves, he looked up and gave the most dazzling smile. Lwj couldnt help but soften and nod. "Mn let us go home."

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wwx, "Lan Zhan!~" He jumps into his waiting arms and proceeds to snuggle his chest. "I got everything I need. Did you wait long?" Lwj shooked his head, "No. I got here a few moments before Wei Ying did." He tenderly cups the back of his head and leans in for a forhead kiss.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

He winks at the two conversing girls and faces the men who were scrutinizing his marriage early on. Wwx, "Also haha...I didnt corrupt your honorable Hanguangjun.. he married me willingly! Enjoy your tea!" Wwx leaves through the window and laughs, hearing more murmurs as he left.

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Hanguangjun!!" "As Ive said, You WISH! Did you forget that Hangguangjun only fancies.. men?" "Ah correction,he only likes ONE man." A voice so jolly riverbates throught the tea house. Wwx,"Oh dont worry I love listening to all of you chat and gossip! I wont tell my husband."

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I would get a hanguangjun as a husband!" "Pah! You wish!" "Also I heard that during the war it was only Hanguangjun who scolded him! Turns out he was worried about him! Everyone was praising the Yiling Patriarch's power and Hangguangjun didn't want him hurt! I want my own+

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Corrupt the honorable Hanguangjun?!" "Hey! Yiling Patriarch's name is cleared! The truth came out and turns out he was framed and is innocent!!" "How dreamy~ A man who stood by you, believed you were innocent and help prove that you are! So romantic! +

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Jane 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯ּ ֶָ֢. @wangxianistic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Id love hearing common folk gossip and I know this exchange took place in canon,, I really just cant prove it: "Have you heard?! Hanguangjun is a cutsleeve and married!" "Who is he married to?!" "The infamous Yiling Patriarch thats who!" "Hah?!? Did the Yiling Patriarch+

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