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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

IT'S TIME!!!!! The @radioappleatoz.bsky.social letter, U is for Unreliable Narrator, is now live! @romanaxe.bsky.social did such amazing artwork for this and went above and beyond! If you want unhinged, we gotchu, boo! archiveofourown.org/works/90550801 We hope you enjoy!!! #nsfw #radioapple

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What's this?? A #wipwednesday post?! Miracles do happen! Have a sneak peak of Chapter 5 of my loooooooong #radioapple fic, To Love is To Suffer. #TLITS

Blurb 1 of 2 from Chapter 5 of TLITS:
"Well! Fancy meeting you here, your highness," he announced, loudly and suddenly. Lucifer jolted, and his screech of surprise was like music to Alastor's ears.

"Alastor!" he gasped, pinning the taller demon with a mild glare. "What are you doing here?"

Satisfaction wilted in the face of annoyance. "Last I checked, I work here." Being questioned was the last thing he wanted. He had a full day ahead of him and he'd wasted enough time looking for information he wasn't sure he would find

Then Lucifer snorted - a humorless sound. "Well, I've never seen you use the amenities. I almost thought you were confined to the lobby and the kitchen."

Oh, well that was just rude! Alastor allowed a soft huff to pass through his nose. It appeased his instinct just enough to avoid a childish stomp of his hoof, and for good measure he stated the truth: "Of course you'd think that, we wont survive anyone else's cooking! But truly, sire, you underestimate my value in this establishment. How rude of you."

"Yes, yes, very rude of me," Lucifer agreed placidly. There was a distinct lack of hostility to Lucifer's words. In fact, he seemed more amused than anything. "Soooooo... whatcha looking for?"

Worse than amused: curious. Alastor turned his back to the king - a risky move, but the message was more important: he had things to do. That didn't seem to be enough of a sign, however, for a moment later Lucifer was peeking around Alastor's torso to glance at the bookshelf he'd turned to.

And he was uncomfortably close to the new wound in his side.

Blurb 2 of 2 from Chapter 5 of TLITS:
"Oooh, didn't take you for a romance guy!" Lucifer announced, eyeing the titles. Alastor nearly laughed.

"Two shelves up is the self-help section. You'd know that if you weren't so short," Alastor jibed, smoothly taking a step to the side to look through a new collection he hadn't searched yet. "Besides, romance is for suckers."

"Aw. You think so?" The king sounded genuinely disappointed. Alastor was tempted to point out his failed marriage, but that felt like it would be in poor taste, especially with how this blossoming acquaintance seemed to keep flourishing no matter what he dared to say. So he stuck with the milder approach. "I'm standing next to a sucker right now, am I not?"

Lucifer gasped, hand flying to his chest. Alastor half expected to see a glare emerge from under that ridiculous hat, but he was met with a mischievous smile instead. "Ohoh, I see! You're just deflecting from your love of romance." The French accent on the final word was entirely unnecessary, as was the way he clutched his hands by his cheek and batted his disarmingly long lashes. It was all too ridiculous to take seriously, and it ruined Alastor's efforts to stay annoyed at him.

He did his best to sigh heavily and roll his eyes anyway, keeping up appearances for appearances sake. "A sucker like you would like that, wouldn't you? Are you lonely, up in your tower of terrible romance?"

"And what if I am?" Lucifer chuckled. It seemed even he couldn't keep a straight face for this conversation.

"Then you'll stay lonely, I'm afraid, because I'm looking for something this library lacks in excess."

"... more romance?"

"<em>Useful information.</em>"

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Post a photo you took - no description.

Picture of a deep orange sunset on the Arizona highway. The empty road stretches out, curving to the right as it disappears into the distance.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

It's #WIPWednesday, and I just can't leave @romanaxe.bsky.social hanging. I get the privilege of working with them for the @radioappleatoz.bsky.social , and I'm so excited! Please enjoy this lil tidbit to whet your appetite, and be sure to check out Roman's wonderful work! #appleradio #wip

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

New chapter of To Love is up! If you've stuck with me this far, you're amazing! Link is in the comments. #radioapple #fanfiction #TLITS

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

GASP! An update?! No way! Yes way! Life is insane, but I've managed an update for this between work, shows, health stuff, and house stuff. Please enjoy the new chapter of To Love is To Suffer! 😘 #TLITS #fanfiction #HazbinHotel #RadioApple #slowburn

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

A day late and a dollar short, but I STILL DID A THING! This has been a lovely event I've enjoyed seeing so much good stuff! Please take this humble offering for the prompt: stuffed/leaking. Link in the comments! #pussiferweek #radioapple #fanfic

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

OMG, what a breathtaking haul. @raweddingzine.bsky.social has worked so hard to bring us the best collection of goodies #radioapple goodies! It was an honor to be a part of Sinfully Beloved, and if you want any of these goodies, give them a follow to watch for the leftovers sale!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Alright, here it is! My little piece for Sinfully Beloved @raweddingzine.bsky.social ! The project was so much fun to work on, and I got to meet and get to know so many awesome creators! I hope you enjoy this little detour. 😘 #radioapple #fanfiction #nsfw archiveofourown.org/works/77480701

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

It's #WIPWednesday! Tbf, it's the first one I've *remembered* to post for in a long while (ty, retail season)! Have a sneak peak of Part 3 of my #RadioApple series, To Love Is To Suffer, Colorblind! Looks like Al has to catch up on his suppressants, and it's not going to be pleasant. #TLITS

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Oh Oh Oh! I found my favorite detail... All your details are always insanely good, but this one right here takes the cake for me! MOAR REFLECTION WORK! A;FKJWAEOFIAV;KDJFAKJ!!!!!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

It's Pregnant Lucifer Day! In celebration, I'd like to share this old fic of mine. Incidentally, I'm working on the next chapter and it's almost complete! I hope you enjoy - I look forward to updating it soon! (Link in comments) #radioapple

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Did anyone else notice Vox also blows smoke out his gills/vents in this scene? What a neat detail! #hazbinhotelvox #hazbinhotel

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Aaaaahhhhh, @itsthebeanie.bsky.social , they're so perfect!!!! Thank you thank youuuuu! 🥹❤️😭

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

@pervertanarchy.bsky.social , I thought you'd enjoy my derpy boy Tesla deciding to levitate between me and my husband. He looooves attention, and what could be better than attention from two humans at the same time?!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Ok lovelies! I'm posting Part 2 of my long series today. All the re-writing is officially done and I feel like I can move forward at last! Part 3 is majority written, so I hope to have it up in the next week or two. Link in the comments! #TLITS #RadioApple #RadioAppleFanfic #HazbinHotel

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I don't want to say I was today years old when I realized this. I don't. I kinda-sorta knew it. Really i did. But it didn't *sink in*. So. His name is Lucifer Lucifer. Or Morningstar Morningstar. #HazbinHotel #Lucifer #LuciferHazbinHotel #LuciferMorningstar

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Thank you for the goodies, @alloplush.bsky.social !! The quality is stunning! This is also my first (and potentially only) acrylic standee and I'm so glad I got it!! I love them, and I love them in your style. 💕

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Sooo... Irl stuff has really stunted my social presence, but I am cooking for ya'll in spare moments! The entirety of my #radioapple series To Love Is To Suffer is plotted, and it's a doozy! Other projects will get finished too, ofc, this just served as stress relief. Updates coming soon! 💋 #TLITS

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Tesla being inappropriate just for you!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

The trails often go along steep cliffs, but the climb is worth it for the view. That river bed down at the bottom of the valley is dry 90% of the year, as are most of the rivers in the Sonoran Desert. (That one is called the Agua Fria)

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Video of walking the trail gives a sense of how big the saguaros are, and how varied the plants and terrain can be.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I know I have some #radioapple friends who love the western AU, so I thought I'd share some pics from the hike I took behind my neighborhood for ✨inspiration.✨ Nerdy desert facts in the alt text if you're interested! #hazbinhotel #westernau #cowboyau

Nearly half of AZ is covered in what's called a cactus forest! Saguaro are all over the place, and can grow as tall as 50 feet in its 200-year lifespan.

Rocky terrain and narrow trails are still traversed by horses today, both wild and domestic. I didn't run into any of the wild donkeys in the area this time. The boulders to the left are all over the area, and gave my town it's namesake: Black Canyon.

Saguaros and Palo Verde trees often coexist together, with the tree lending stability and shade to the big cactus' shallow root system. This particular saguaro is over 30 feet tall. Their arms don't just always indicate age - they're for balance!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Guys guys guys!!! LOOKIT!!!! I have finally updated my fic All Wrapped Up to include this wonderful, marvelous, breathtaking, spectacular commissioned work from @certifiedsinner.bsky.social ! I love it so much!! (Link to fic below!) #radioapple #appleradio #nsfw #hazbinhotel #fanfic #fanart

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

It's Wednesday, and for the first time in quite a while, I've actually got something to share! Have a teensy sneak peak of K is for Katoptronophilia (it's a mouthful, but it means mirror play!) CW for intersex Lucifer. #hazbinhotel #radioapple #wipwednesday #radioapplensfw

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

omg omg omg!!!! Broke 100 followers! YAAAAAAY! THank you everyone!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Ummm.... OMG WHAT?! Really?!?! Huzzah! Just one more to break 100 for the first time ever!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Quote with your most Kudos'ed AO3 fic My first big leap into interacting with others in the fandom I'm a late bloomer to the community, so I still feel new and smol, but I've made so many wonderful friends!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

High key inspired by @lacebraonirica.bsky.social 's work. Have a blurb for the kiss train! #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Kiss train blurb inspired by La Cebra Onirica! Part 1 of 2:
“Easy. Easy.” Lucifer helped him lay back on the bed. Alastor breathed through the pain pulsing in his chest, smiling softly at his love. Lucifer still looked close to tears, stiff with the aches of his own mental burdens. He tried to smile, and it didn’t quite reach his eyes. Alastor could hardly blame him.
It had been a rough day. A day where chronic pain haunted Alastor’s old wound, and persistent sadness weighed down Lucifer’s spirit.
On rough days, Alastor knew just what to do.
“Luci,” he rasped quietly, glad when the fallen angel snuggled naked and unexpectant against him. Skin to skin, soul to soul. “Will you show me again?”
Hell didn’t have stars, but sometimes remembering them helped. The twinkling magic was slow to form at Lucifer’s fingertips, dim at first, but steadily strengthening. As the formations began to take shape in the dark maroon canopy, Lucifer quietly identified the constellations, listing off all the different names some of them had been given through time.
Ancient words rolled easily off his tongue, despite his apology for the clumsy attempt – he’d lost some of the most ancient languages long ago. Alastor asked about constellations too far for Earth to see, fleetingly panicked at the stutter in his love’s enthusiasm.
He must’ve chosen the right tactic, because Luci slowly brightened, gaining volume and life as he spoke of stars not yet named by humans, or ones with numbers because they were so far away and so numerous there wasn’t enough language to account for them all.

Kiss train blurb inspired by La Cebra Onirica! Part 1 of 2:
At some point, Alastor lost track of the stars, watching Lucifer’s eyes light up every time he turned to see him listening. He couldn’t get enough of that big smile as he prattled on about knowledge Alastor couldn’t possibly fathom. It was a joy such that the demon felt the edges of his pain soften, if only for a moment.
And at some later point, Lucifer paused, watching Al watch him. His smile didn’t fade, so much as shift, growing warmer and smaller. A small spark had returned to Lucifer’s eyes. Alastor huffed, pained not by his body in that moment, but by the depth of care he’d come to know.
For a moment, the devotion shared between them felt fathomless, and soft, and deeply healing. Behind the fatigue, and the unfairness of the world, Lucifer’s eyes brimmed with happiness to be right here, right now. Alastor thought his chest could burst with the gratefulness he felt.
Lucifer rolled onto his side, reaching up to gently cradle the side of Alastor’s neck, and leaned in for a gentle, lingering kiss. A pouring of love, of healing only by way of knowing this was a safe and quiet place they held for each other. Alastor could do naught but return the gesture, caressing Lucifer’s scarred arm against his aching chest. The stars may have been their refuge when things got rough, but this was what gave them the strength to press on another day.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

IT'S HERE! Wrote a little ditty inspired by this amazing piece. #hazbinhotel #appleradio #nsfw archiveofourown.org/works/63241342

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Sooo... This sketch by the wonderful @craxkers.bsky.social crawled into my ear and would not leave me be! Have the resulting #WIPWednesday, which will be posted tomorrow! #appleradio #hazbinhotel #nsfw

The tingle of magic in the air made the fluff inside his ears stand up with a prickle–static interference that gave away Lucifer’s approach. Portals opened on either side of him, catching his senses in a disorienting dual pull that messed with his sense of gravity.

“Gotcha, bitch!” Lucifer cried triumphantly from the left. Next thing Alastor knew, the air was knocked out of him and he went soaring into the portal at his right. The world around him flashed into the familiar dimness and stale air of an unused room. Where he expected to hit the carpet, the plush spring of the bed met his back instead.

A tackle was still a tackle, and Alastor had been caught off guard. Quite literally chased down. Rage mixed with a confusing swirl of attraction and scalding hot lust. Lucifer’s cackling did not help, and the thrill that soared through him as the King of Hell rutted against his lower belly made blood leap to his face almost as fast as it rushed south.

“What the fuck, Lucifer?!” Alastor yelled. He froze when his hands clutched Lucifer’s hips to throw him off, contacting smooth, hot skin where he expected tacky white linen. Against his own wishes, his cunt pulsed with a trickle of slick at the realization.

“Lucifer… you’re not wearing any pants.”

He snickered, thrusting against Alastor’s belly again with a self-satisfied groan, and rucked up his shirt with his bare, throbbing cock in the process.

“You are such a cretin!” Alastor shrieked indignantly. “You just flew through a public area with your dick out!”

“Pants take too long,” Lucifer replied matter-of-factly, however breathless. He sat up, straddling Alastor’s thighs and leaning back to show off his erection. Flushed gold at the tip and throbbing slightly to his pulse, it stood proudly out from the demure thatch of soft golden curls. His sac rested against the front of Alastor’s trousers, the heat and weight of it resting over his lower abdomen… “Been thinking about you this morning, about how you smell."

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

HERE IT IS! At last, I have finished the first thing of the year! Proceed with caution, it's quite spicy in a lot of ways. #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #fanfiction #nsfw

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

It's my first WIP Wednesday in a while! And I'm finally back in the game. 😈 I'll be finishing this lil beauty today! Here's a sneak peak of All Wrapped Up - a very, very, VERY late holiday oneshot! #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #nsfwfanfic

The pic is a screenshot of a lil piece of the fanfic All Wrapped Up. Here's a transcript of the text:
“Mmmm,” Lucifer groaned, turning his head to catch Alastor’s lips. He held him there for a lengthy, chaste kiss. “Then I’ll take my time with my gift.” He tugged on the ribbon, shifted his hand to dig greedily into the thick pelt of Alastor’s chest. “I like to unravel you nice and slow, you know.”

The undercurrent of static thickened, an anticipatory sound more than a nervous one now. Lucifer leaned in for another kiss, but Alastor turned his head with a knowing smirk, pressing his chest up into Lucifer’s palm. “Hmm, yes, you do love to make a show of things.”

More in his element, and more of a brat. And the soft, airy <em>thump thump thump</em> of his tail gave away his eagerness. “Well, go on then. I’m sure you’ll appreciate the surprise.”

“Surprise?” Lucifer parroted, hand gliding slowly over Alastor’s flank and thumbing gently over the end of his angel scar beneath his ribs. “You’re the surprise, aren’t you?” He reached down to Alastor’s tied hands, tugging on the ribbon there. “All that’s missing is a big bow.”

“Oh, it’s not missing.”

Lucifer looked up, burning with curiosity as he thought about the peek of ribbon under him. Alastor’s eyes <em>glowed</em> with mischief. He lifted his hands back over his head as he held Lucifer’s gaze, eyes lidded, and said huskily: “<em>This</em> is the bow.”

Alastor spread his knees. Lucifer trailed his eyes down to his groin.

“Ooohhh, you didn’t,” he groaned, forehead aching with the push of his horns, cock twitching to life, and cunt clenching around nothing. His tongue flicked out, wetting his suddenly dry lips. His hands reached out to reverently brush up Alastor’s thighs, carding the fur against the grain and spreading him a little wider to let his eyes feast.

And what a feast.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I swear I'm alive, and I swear I'm working on stuff. I'm behind, and I could blame the retail season, but also I'm just slower at writing than I want to admit. But! I'm 9,000 words into a holiday piece that I can't wait to share with you! Here's a juicy sneak peek! Love you all! #radioapple #nsfw

A sneak peak of my holiday radioapple nsfw special! It goes as follows:

jingle jingle jingle

He hadn’t. He hadn’t brought it into the nest, he’d made sure of it – checked his hands and all his magic pockets at least twice, only he didn’t remember checking a third time…

“Oh my,” Alastor gasped, breathless and somehow still so bratty. “Whatever could that be? Another surprise, perhaps?”

“You fucking did not,” Lucifer threatened, but he felt the telltale brush of soft fur, the nearly inexistant whoosh of air as Alastor’s tail began to wag. The quick back-forth barely brushed against the backs of his fingers where he clutched the buck’s hips, and the uniquely merry jingle rang loudly in the space between them.

“You fucking did!” he squawked, twisting Alastor’s hips in his grasp to turn him over. The indignant bleat it evoked was followed by cackling. “You fucking – Ohhh…”

Heat rushed through his inner thighs, and his heart clenched at the gift that kept on giving. Taking it in stride, Al rested his chest against the mattress, bound arms out in front of him, and shifted his knees under him, pushing his ass up in the air.

Presenting that low-set tail, all black and red and sleek, topped off with a ridiculously large, perfectly tied Christmas bow in sparkling red and gold at the base. And tied at its center, the large sleigh bell that had nearly caused Angel’s demise sparkled merrily in the soft canopy lights.

Debauchery indeed. What a way to change the meaning of a sound.

“Alastor,” he breathed, gliding his palms over the scant flesh of Al’s backside, delightfully fluffy where the extra thick, light fur highlighted his cheeks, his inner thighs, and his taint. “It’s perfect.”

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! We did it!!! I am awed and start struck and ever so grateful!! Many of you are artists and writers that I admire so much, and I'm humbled and full of joy to have you following me back! Thank you, mwah!

Wander's page banner now reads 66 followers, yaaaaay!!! Very humbled and grateful for everyone following along!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

DLKFJWAOEI, only 3 away from the sacred number!!! So, close! Thank you to everyone for the support!

Wander's page banner sports the followers count as 63 - only 3 away from 66, a number that has become very popular among the Hellaverse community.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

My pins and goodies have arrived from @shannoniganz.bsky.social !!! I love them so much, they have become the centerpiece for my #radioapple themed ITA panel! Thank you so much, you wonderful human!!!

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

WE DID IT! Thank you for 50 followers! Now for the reminder: AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 I'll comb through the list in two days. Get some indication of your non-minor status in your bio where it's readily visible, or you will be blocked on sight! I love you, but I need to be a responsible adult.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

SOOO much about this is absolutely wonderful! I love everything about Al, he's so beautiful! But the shadow... The shadow has my whole heart right here. 🫠😆

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Newest chatper of Beware Ascension is up! Go get you some balls..... archiveofourown.org/works/576717... #hazbinhotel #radioapple #fanfic

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

WIP Wednesday! I swear, I'm working on Beware, and I swear we are getting close to done with this chapter... #radioapple #alastorxlucifer #hazbinhotel

"Th-that's my line," Al grumbled through wavering static.
"Yeah, one of your favorites," Lucifer teased, rolling Alastor's balls more firmly to get another hip roll. "Wax poetic this, wax poetic that... Mmm," he hummed, interrupting himself when he got the hip roll he wanted and watch another dribble stretch thickly down to the bed. "You ought to use that tongue for something better more often."
Alastor's groan was heady and bare, and it sent a jolt of heat straight to Lucifer's core. Feeling brave, Lucifer reached up with his right hand, grasping a tine of Alastor's rack and tugging his head back. He wasn't expecting the loud bleat it caused, but when the sound died back into a moan at the end he continued, delivering his deep baritone vibrations directly into Alastor's downturned ear.
"I prefer your ministrations to your poetry."
Alastor's keening cry lit up the dimmed space with his radio grin. "Ah! Fuck!"
"Yessssss," Lucifer hissed, rolling those impressive balls a little harder. "That's it. Let go, love. You've held yourself back for days, and look what you've done to yourself." He licked a stripe up the side of Alastor's neck. "You've denied yourself my company every time you please me into Heaven."
Alastor whined, again hitting close to that sneeze-worthy frequency, but it felt different, hotter, less distraught. Lucifer squeezed his balls until he felt the resistance of Alastor's leg tugging against his tail.
"Look at you," the devil growled, "so full of seed, all for your mate."
Lucifer felt cool, trembling fingers curl over his own, and it surprised him. He watched, undeniably hot, as Alastor's red-tipped claws guided his touch into rougher gestures - harder squeezes, deeper pushes of the sac against his body followed by insistent tugs down in the next motion.
Every gesture caused a generous dribble of come from his half-hard cock, the pool against Alastor's hip and belly growing steadily larger with every guided touch.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

As an American "citizen" (heavy air quotes rn bc WTF?!?!?!?!), I have a mighty need for comfort this WIP Wednesday. Join me for some comfort from Beware Ascension, won't you? In the form of emotional support balls! #hazbinhotel #NSFW #radioapple

Picture is a screenshot of a snippet of work from Ch. 5 of Beware Ascension and reads as follows:

“Let’s make a deal.”

Lucifer groaned, but the effort was halfhearted at best. Even in his own haze of exhaustion, he knew what Alastor was asking: an answer for an answer. But if he didn’t let him set out the parameters, he’d likely back out entirely and any chance of finding out why the buck was in such bad shape would be soundly thrown out the window.

“You tell me why you came back to me sobbing your eyes out –“

Oh Hells around them, he was looking for mutual confessions. Double damn it.

“- and I will explain my condition to you.”

… Fuck. Lucifer really wanted to know, and judging from his mediocre attempts to avoid the subject just a moment ago, it was a source of either vulnerability or embarrassment.

“No withholding details?” he pressed – a calculated risk with his mercurial lover.

“I won’t if you don’t.”

Lucifer thumped his forehead against Alastor’s chest and sighed, pulling as much of his musky, pungent, hormone-laden scent into his flared nostrils as he could. “Can I hold your balls while I talk about it?”

Alastor’s choked out squawk and loud blat of overlaid stations (sounded like a mix of mariachi and southern gospel) conveyed his surprise pretty clearly. “I don’t think my testicles should be your security blanket, Lucifer,” he complained.

“But they’re fuzzy and soft and warm,” Lucifer dissolved into giggles, and yeah, maybe he was avoiding the subject, but the horrified confusion on Alastor’s face was so worth it.

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Wander @wanderthots.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Icon vs Artist I'm just a writer, and not a very good artist, but I am a pro cosplayer in a strictly steampunk sense. Moonlighting as a robot is pretty sick, ngl.

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