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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

The First Noel is the Tenacious D’s Tribute of Christmas carols.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

We have eaten and now everything hurts.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

It’s thanksgiving, 60th doctor who anniversary, 10th wedding anniversary, and I’m getting sick. Fun!

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Dawn of the Peck is the best Bob’s Burgers thanksgiving episode

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

“Imma make a sammich.” “But I made chicken thighs.” “Then why’d you buy pastrami?” “I thought you’d want it.” “I do.” “Eat the pastrami then.” “It’ll keep. I’ll eat thighs.” “You can eat them on Friday.” “We’ll have leftovers.” “Just eat the pastrami.” “We’ll now I don’t want it.” 10 years, baby.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

I had a dream that the CW/Netflix dropped a secret extra season of Riverdale called Riverdare that was a remix of their “greatest hits” storylines to see if they could make things even crazier and I was so so happy.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Yesterday: “Ah hell, I have to see people in person next month. Time for salads and exercise.” This morning, 745am: “I believe I shall bake every type of hand pie known to man.”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

So I had some really good pie last weekend. And twice this week, I’ve thought “That was really good pie. I’ll make time to go grab some more.” And then I remember that pie was in Texas and I get sad.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

I hadn’t planned to spend Friday playing a Splatterhouse arcade cabinet at an American Girl store but here we are.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

For my birthday, my kid got me a family-sized jar of Jif peanut butter.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

God I hope they cast someone like Timothy Chalamet as Link just so I can watch people spiral out online

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

If I were building an elaborate dungeon, I would simply not include a chest that held the one tool needed to defeat the monsters and traps.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Chances are you don’t love family holiday recipes as much as you love having someone else make them.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

My kid is playing with official Legos of Star Wars characters I co-created. That’s it. I’m done. Nothing left to achieve in this life.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Traveling. Figured I’d check the best pizza where I’m headed. Costco Food Court showed up 3 times in a top 12 list. Not a good sign!

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Never has a psycho killer so perfectly embodied the energy of a confused old man shouting at kids to get off his lawn quite like Jason Vorhees.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Friday the 13th: Part 6 — Jason stops being a grumpy murder-hermit and becomes a grumpy zombie.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Friday the 13th: Part 5 was ahead of its time.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

I think Americans have been conditioned to like baguettes by seeing them peek out shopping bags in movies/TV. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Shout out to the kid at this Ren Faire who came dressed as a hot dog.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Last night, my neighbor called me “a modern Al Bundy.” He meant it as a compliment. I took it as one.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Know nothing about Alan Wake. Jumping straight into the latest one. I’m sure that will be fine. No foreseeable problems.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

Less of a psycho killer, more of a radical squatter’s rights activist.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

Friday the 13th Part 3 is an interesting film because it’s basically Jason hanging out in a barn and occasionally killing people from the house next door when they say “Hey, we’ve never been inside that old barn. Let’s go check it out.”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

When you think about it, Mr. Freeze’s whole deal is “I’m so sad my wife is alive but frozen until she can be cured that I just need to do crimes.” And every time, Batman is like “Listen, I’m gonna stop but… I get it.”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

I just want to curl up on the couch and watch horror movies but instead I am scrolling through Lilo and Stich gifs with a 7-yr old while Roblox videos play in the background

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

I saw a tweet the other day saying it’s impossible to make a dark Winnie the Pooh adaptation bc the source material has no inherent creepiness to it, as compared to something like Pinocchio. And it has lodged in my brain like a jagged tree limb to the skull.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

If you didn’t play FF4 when it was first released in the early 90s, then you didn’t get to experience the shock of the final boss turning into a kush ball.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Final Fantasy IV is the only game in the franchise that understands the aesthetic and tactical perfection of Party of Five.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

Me, halfway through making French toast this morning: “I….. don’t actually know what I’m doing. I’ve never made this before. I’ve just seen people soak bread in milky eggs…..”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Was reminded of the best convo I’ve ever had with my kid… “Do you miss grandad?” “Oh, uh yeah. Miss hanging out, talking to him, all that.” “Well, can’t talk to him now. Cuz he’s having a dirt party. With his family.” “….so back to my question, do you want pizza for dinner?”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

My wife getting really into a game for the first time in 15 years: “…it’s kinda messed up that you unlock new places just to rip out all its resources to make yourself rich. Are they all like this?” Me: “We have such sights to show you.”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

My family discovered Dreamlight Valley so I don’t have a PS5 anymore but at least now I have time to spend playing Kid Chameleon alone in the guest room

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

Someone else’s kid today: “I know a lot of words that I don’t know what they mean!” Me: “Oh yeah, like what?” Kid: “Genocide!”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

I have ordered a corn pizza for Friday night takeout and will now further traumatize my child by introducing her to Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Fall is back, baby!

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

Hell yeah Sept update installed overnight

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

Playing through the FF Pixel Remasters. And FF2’s big innovation really is “What if dungeons were full of doors but 97% of them led to same empty room?”

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Wow that other place is bleak lately. Just bad to scroll through. Anyway, is Imagine Dragons the Nu-Nickelback? Feels like they are.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Want to feel old? Take a 7 yr old to see Spaceballs then spend the next hour explaining things like vacuum cleaner bags, VHS cassettes, and Pizza Hut.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Moving everything my mother owns for the 2nd time in as many years and I’m glad to see she’s held onto the important things like someone’s torn, unwearable imitation leather jacket or an unused foot spa a girl gave them as a gift 23 years ago after we kissed once.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Thrawn is just Tarkin dipped in Ty-D-Bol. You all know it’s true.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

So Riverdale is over and I’m just supposed to… keep living?

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

Threw a couple chocolate chips on my oatmeal instead of fruit and we’re living the high life now baby.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Kid now at age where instead of watching me play SP games she wants me to watch her play SP games and while yes it is very sweet I am also bored.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

So… the game about the vastness of space is getting attacked by a contrarian, outrage monger because the… (checks notes) start screen is… (checks notes again) uh… space.

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Walt Williams @waltwilliams.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

I think a lot about how in 2014 Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen played husband and wife, and then immediately followed it up in 2015 by playing brother and sister. And how someone just let that happen.

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