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Walter Lesaulnier

@walterlesaulnier.bsky.social
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Employed at- Acme Llama Breeding, Rodeo, and Hallucinogen Festival

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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Vera C Rubin Observatory in Chile, with 8.2 Gigapixels, is designed to spot changes in the night sky (supernovae, asteroids, comets, etc). Its first night of operation found over 800,000 changes.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A friend told me that I need to quit smoking and coffee. I invited him over for dinner- we are having liver with faba beans and a nice Chianti.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The average family in the US uses more than 300 gallons of water per day. This number can be considerably higher on days when their llama is bathed. Personally, I prefer unwashed llamas.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
One of my favorite horror movies.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Imagine an Alien / Star Trek crossover where a xenomorph somehow impregnates a Q and produces a xenomorph/ Q hybrid.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
One of my all time favorite TV series- unlike any other-
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A spaceship in the Star Wars galaxy has an experimental drive. But the drive malfunctions and takes the ship to present day earth. It lands and an onlooker climbs in but then the ship returns to the Star Wars galaxy in the past. The passenger is from rural Kentucky and is now known as Bubba Fett.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Fedora/ KDE Plasma= as awesome as shaving your llama to look like a giant French poodle.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What do I want for Christmas? 100 hits of acid and 10,000 hyperactive chickens with laser pointers attached to their heads.
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 20/11/2025
Theseus is a multi-instrument mission focusing on high-energy, short-lived events, looking in particular at gamma-ray bursts near & far. The mission would cover a broad spectrum of science, from stellar astrophysics to the physics of matter accretion & particle acceleration processes. 4/ #CM25 🔭
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If you have 2 clocks that run at the exact same rate when they are beside each other and then put one on top of the other, the one on top will run at a slightly faster rate than the one on bottom. Over time the one on top will get more and more ahead of the other one.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
A wise man knows that the hemorrhoids of regret can be soothed by the llama's tongue of self forgiveness.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It is a social faux pas to walk out of a public restroom and sniff your fingers. But, it is ok to go up to strangers exiting a Walmart restroom and ask if you can sniff their fingers.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Actual headline from today- "Lab monkeys on the loose in Mississippi don't have herpes, university says. But are they dangerous?" . Although, being in Mississippi, they should have added the word "yet" after "herpes".
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
"Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws". -John Adams, 2nd US president
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Imagine an Alien / Star Trek crossover where a xenomorph somehow impregnates a Q and produces a xenomorph/ Q hybrid.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I was shocked to find out that animal husbandry was only about breeding animals with EACH OTHER. What the hell? Being from Kentucky, I naturally assumed it meant something completely different. And why is it so hard to find sex swings that accommodate species other than homo sapiens???
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"There are conditions of blindness so voluntary that they become complicity." -Paul Bourget, novelist (2 Sep 1852-1935)
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Perturbations in Saturn's rings by one of its moons.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Neither me nor my fluorescent green talking llama believe in hallucinogens.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A heart warming photo of Trump (on the right) and Elon Musk (on the left)-
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A heart warming photo of Trump (on the right) and Elon Musk (on the left)-
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What a man, his llama, and 100 gallons of chocolate pudding do in the privacy of a Walmart restroom in Kentucky is no one's business.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Facebook permanently disabled my account. I think it was because I was using Linux and a VPN. Soon as I try to create a new account on my Windows PC, it is immediately disabled- UGH! And FB wants a video selfie. The most privacy disrespecting AI infested company on earth wants my selfie?? HA!!
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Rich people that vote Republican should be put in a mental hospital because they are a danger to others. Regular people that vote Republican should be put in a mental hospital because they are a danger to themselves.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_-...
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There ain't Nothing Wrong (Little One) ~ Noel Redding - Brian Jones & Jimi Hendrix
YouTube video by Devil'sSuite
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 24/03/2025
😵 Be ready to be amazed! The NASA/ESA/CSA James #Webb Space Telescope brings you the "Cosmic Tornado" 🌪️ Webb observations have also revealed the identity of the fuzzy object at the tip of this object also known as Herbig-Haro 49/50. Read more 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl... 🔭 🧪 ☄️
Angled from the upper left corner to the lower right corner of the image is a conical shaped orange-red cloud known at Herbig-Haro 49/50. This feature takes up about three-fourths of the length of this angle. The upper left end of this feature has a translucent, rounded end. At this same location there is a background spiral shaped galaxy with a concentrated blue center that fades outwards to blend in with red spiral arms. The conical feature widens slightly from the rounded end at the upper right down to the lower right. The black background of space is clearer, speckled with some white stars and smaller, more numerous, fainter white galaxies.
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 27/03/2025
⭕ A stunning cosmic lens! A distant background spiral galaxy appears to be wrapped around a closer foreground elliptical galaxy, forming an Einstein ring. Captured by the NASA/ESA/CSA James #Webb Space Telescope. Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... 🔭 🧪 ☄️
In the centre is an elliptical galaxy, seen as an oval-shaped glow around a small bright core. Around this is wrapped a broad band of light, appearing like a spiral galaxy stretched and warped into a ring, with bright blue lines drawn through it where the spiral arms have been stretched into circles. A few distant objects are visible around the ring on a black background.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
(Continued again) what got flagged. I tried to disagree with the decision and it just said "This feature isn't working now." The 300 character limit on Bluesky drives me nuts- It is why I left Twitter after 10 minutes and never went back. Is the MeWe thing a possible FB alternative?
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
hour when it gave me another 3 day ban for no freakin reason. This is continued from previous post- fuc@#&*%$%^&* 300 character limit- UGH! During the first ban I got an actual notification instead of just a popup so I could click on it. It did not show what post got the ban so I have no freakin
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Is there an alternative to Facebook? I thought Bluesky was but it is a Twitter replacement. The 300 character limit drives me CRAZY. I got a 3 day ban for posting porn, which I didn't fucking do. And in settings, it says my account is not restricted. UGH! And when that ban was up I was back for an
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I'm going to hell for how hard I laugh at the Carolina Reaper challenge videos on YouTube. I wish there were Carolina Reaper suppository challenge videos.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
They are not even trying to hide their attempts to eliminate a free press. And the hypocrisy of them accusing NPR and PBS of bias is completely fucking insane. www.npr.org/2025/03/26/n...
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WATCH LIVE: NPR, PBS heads answer lawmakers' allegations of bias
The CEOs of the largest U.S. public broadcasting networks are appearing before a House subcommittee chaired by Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/03/2025
When a Tesla dealership gets shot at they send ICE. When a school gets shot at they send thoughts and prayers.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The Animals- House of the Rising Sun Music made with passion and talent instead of by corporations and Autotune. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bF...
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The Animals - House Of The Rising Sun (Music Video) [4K HD]
YouTube video by Timeless Music
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A wise man knows that the hemorrhoids of regret can be soothed by the llama's tongue of self forgiveness.
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Walter Lesaulnier @walterlesaulnier.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Both art and science are life.
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