Joe Walnes @waln.es · 04/02/2026I've cracked it! A foolproof unbreakable human vs AI captcha test. --- Are you human? ◯ Yes - I'm definitely human ◯ Yes — I'm definitely human 100
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 13/09/2025Cute LEGO eyeball creature thingy www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comm...reddit.comFrom the LV426 community on Reddit: Build your own LEGO Eyeball Alien! (Cat sold separately)Explore this post and more from the LV426 community 030
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/08/2025Just setup plausible. Took less than a minute to get up and running. Beautiful ❤️ 020
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/08/2025What web analytics tools y’all using these days? Looking for: - lightweight (fast loading) - privacy centric: no creepiness, no ad tracking, just give me high level insights, - GDPR friendly - simple dashboards - alerts of spikes - not too expensive to run on many sites (doesn’t have to be free) 321
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 19/08/2025teenytiny.ai Its retroteenytiny.aiTeenyTiny AIReplace your slow, expensive, large language models with instantaneous, free, tiny language models. OpenAI API compatible. Probably no down side. 051
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 13/07/2025SaaS builders: which libraries/frameworks are you using to interact with LLMs? How are you dealing with LLM costs? Is it a problem? 020
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 30/06/2025A car commute is the perfect amount of time to build and ship ideas. I just gotta keep my eyes on the road. Looking for a fully voice controlled AI coding tool, ideally works on phone. What tools can help me do this? Or do I need to vibe code it myself (while not driving!) 210
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/06/2025Like talking about AI and the future of business? Like creating content and building community? Come help us! stripe.com/jobs/listing...stripe.comCommunity Communications, Product/DeveloperHelp increase the GDP of the internet as part of our Communications team. 010
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/06/2025The second best: "Test first! Before adding functionality or fixing anything, write a test that can reproduce the failing state first. Prefer to build high level integration tests that actually surface the issue in a realistic environment. Be confident it works before stopping." 010
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/06/2025The best line I've ever added to CLAUDE.md: "Before each commit, reflect on the lessons we've learned together and update CLAUDE.md for future use. Focus on generic patterns and techniques, not specifics of a single feature." 110
Reposted by Joe WalnesMatt Godbolt @matt.godbolt.org · 23/05/2025Experimenting with something like this for @compiler-explorer.com - wondering what your thoughts are? AI is getting everywhere, and can be divisive. I'm hoping something like this - so long as I can get the output quality high enough - is a net benefit to help folks learn more about their code. 21486
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 07/05/2025We’ve been busy. Starting now… www.youtube.com/live/AWXAd2G...youtube.comStripe Sessions 2025 | Product keynoteYouTube video by Stripe 000
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/04/2025New font from Microsoft. I like it. It’s not Comic Sans. microsoft.design/articles/int...microsoft.designIntroducing Kermit: A typeface for kids - Microsoft DesignUsing design to empower children by making reading easier, improving comprehension, and helping dyslexics. 050
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 15/04/2025Ergo mech portable setup… 3 modes: 1. Full: best ergonomics. Takes about 20 seconds to setup. 2: Quick: busting out laptop quickly. Takes about 5 seconds. 3: Tiny: works on lap, plane tray, etc. 180
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 06/04/2025The Studio S1E2 is an incredible piece of self-referential cinematography 050
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 06/03/2025March 19, Stripe's hosting a live office hours on Stripe's open source Agent Toolkit. (Our team is hiring btw) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdXP...youtube.comIntroducing the Stripe Agent ToolkitYouTube video by Stripe Developers 020
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 05/02/2025We’ll know we’ve reached AGI when we see models that can figure out the naming convention of models. 041
Reposted by Joe WalnesRed Blob Games @redblobgames.com · 04/02/2025What happens when LLMs train on code that's popular but wrong? zdimension.fr/everyone-get... explores this, with interactive diagrams exploring the errorzdimension.frEveryone gets bidirectional BFS wrongPeople really need to stop blindly copying code from the Internet. 38419
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 05/02/2025httptap. How this tool decrypts https traffic is fascinating and elegant. How the tool was made is even more so. github.com/monasticacad...github.comGitHub - monasticacademy/httptap: View HTTP/HTTPS requests made by any Linux programView HTTP/HTTPS requests made by any Linux program - monasticacademy/httptap 041
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 01/02/2025Looking at a decade of GitHub stars on one of my projects. It hit Hacker News front page twice. Pretty obvious when. But aside from that, it shows steady and remarkably constant organic growth. I have no idea how, and I'd like to learn more. How do you discover new projects? 040
Reposted by Joe WalnesRobert Sundling @robertsundling.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I just built a hybrid 16-bit MS-DOS/32-bit Windows executable by hand in NASM so that both parts could share common data sections. To fully conform to the PE specs (which I prefer, for long-term compatibility), the file size must be rounded up to the nearest 512 bytes. So I had some space left over… 18720
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 22/01/2025Come work with me stripe.com/jobs/listing...stripe.comSoftware Engineer, Experimental ProjectsHelp increase the GDP of the internet as part of our Data & Data Science team. 162
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/01/2025The Imperial March. The most iconic Star Wars theme. But it was never in the original Star Wars! (Introduced in Empire Strike Back) 010
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 01/01/2025Oh wow… I just stumbled across @hofferth.net, who’s designed many many many many exciting Mac Mini enclosures! 040
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 01/01/2025A great summary of LLMs in 2024 by @simonwillison.net simonwillison.net/2024/Dec/31/...simonwillison.netThings we learned about LLMs in 2024A lot has happened in the world of Large Language Models over the course of 2024. Here’s a review of things we figured out about the field in the past … 040
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/12/2024Great list! Which were your favorites? Did any have a significant impact on your life? 130
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/12/2024George Foreman makes a range of baby rotisseries. I checked the specs and it doesn’t specify an age limit, so… 120
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/12/2024I’ve been known to dabble. github.com/joewalnesgithub.comjoewalnes - OverviewExperimental Projects @ Stripe. Previously: Apple, Google, ThoughtWorks, DRW, Startups. - joewalnes 010
Reposted by Joe Walnesluokai @luok.ai · 23/12/2024Following WonderJourney, WonderWorld has arrived as an innovative framework that allows users to generate interactive 3D scenes from a single image and view the created scenes with low latency, including examples of different camera path styles: rotational, curvy, and straight. 131
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024sometimes you only have terminal access to sql but still want to visualize data... 090
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024Makes a lot of sense. We do have a similar thing on the implementation side already (not what you’re looking for) stripe.partners Totally agree this should be easier 010
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024what, in your view, would make stripe better for the middle segment? 100
Reposted by Joe WalnesJustin Jackson @justinjackson.ca · 18/12/2024I wrote a blog post titled "What's happening with founders over 40?" that ended up on Hacker News. I got a lot of comments and reactions to the piece, so I thought I'd respond to those in this podcast: justin.transistor.fm/episodes/too... Here's a little video sample: 7294
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 18/12/2024Good plan. And yet, I don’t fully believe you. Put that phone down 010
Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/12/2024One day, I’ll get the syntax of a markdown link correct. But today is not that day. 470