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@waln.es
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Building new stuff at Stripe. Previously: Apple, Google, Thoughtworks, trading, founder. Open source: websocketd, xstream, hamcrest, and others… github.com/joewalnes linkedin.com/in/joewalnes x.com/joewalnes

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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 04/02/2026
I've cracked it! A foolproof unbreakable human vs AI captcha test. --- Are you human? ◯ Yes - I'm definitely human ◯ Yes — I'm definitely human
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 13/09/2025
Cute LEGO eyeball creature thingy www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comm...
reddit.com
From the LV426 community on Reddit: Build your own LEGO Eyeball Alien! (Cat sold separately)
Explore this post and more from the LV426 community
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/08/2025
Just setup plausible. Took less than a minute to get up and running. Beautiful ❤️
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/08/2025
What web analytics tools y’all using these days? Looking for: - lightweight (fast loading) - privacy centric: no creepiness, no ad tracking, just give me high level insights, - GDPR friendly - simple dashboards - alerts of spikes - not too expensive to run on many sites (doesn’t have to be free)
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 19/08/2025
teenytiny.ai Its retro
teenytiny.ai
TeenyTiny AI
Replace your slow, expensive, large language models with instantaneous, free, tiny language models. OpenAI API compatible. Probably no down side.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 13/07/2025
SaaS builders: which libraries/frameworks are you using to interact with LLMs? How are you dealing with LLM costs? Is it a problem?
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 13/07/2025
The Commodore 64 is back! commodore.net
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 30/06/2025
A car commute is the perfect amount of time to build and ship ideas. I just gotta keep my eyes on the road. Looking for a fully voice controlled AI coding tool, ideally works on phone. What tools can help me do this? Or do I need to vibe code it myself (while not driving!)
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/06/2025
Like talking about AI and the future of business? Like creating content and building community? Come help us! stripe.com/jobs/listing...
stripe.com
Community Communications, Product/Developer
Help increase the GDP of the internet as part of our Communications team.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/06/2025
The second best: "Test first! Before adding functionality or fixing anything, write a test that can reproduce the failing state first. Prefer to build high level integration tests that actually surface the issue in a realistic environment. Be confident it works before stopping."
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/06/2025
The best line I've ever added to CLAUDE.md: "Before each commit, reflect on the lessons we've learned together and update CLAUDE.md for future use. Focus on generic patterns and techniques, not specifics of a single feature."
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/05/2025
Love this so much!
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Matt Godbolt @matt.godbolt.org · 23/05/2025
Experimenting with something like this for @compiler-explorer.com - wondering what your thoughts are? AI is getting everywhere, and can be divisive. I'm hoping something like this - so long as I can get the output quality high enough - is a net benefit to help folks learn more about their code.
A screenshot of Compiler Explorer showing an "AI Explain this" view. The source code is: 

bool isspc(char c) { 
    return c == '\n' || c == '\r' || c == '\t' || c == ' ';
}

The asm is:
isspc(char):
        mov     ecx, edi
        cmp     cl, 33
        setb    dl
        movabs  rax, 4294977024
        shr     rax, cl
        and     al, dl
        ret

Below is a "Claude Explain" window with:

The function isspc(char) is compiled to an efficient bit manipulation technique to check for whitespace characters. Let's break down the assembly instructions:

mov ecx, edi

Copies the input character from the edi register (first function argument) to ecx
cl will contain the lowest 8 bits (the character)
cmp cl, 33

Compares the character against decimal 33
This is a preliminary check to quickly filter out non-whitespace characters
setb dl

Sets the dl register to 1 if the character is below 33 (space, tab, newline, etc.)
Uses a conditional set instruction
movabs rax, 4294977024

Loads a pre-computed 64-bit constant
This constant represents a bit mask for whitespace detection
shr rax, cl

Shifts the bit mask right by the character's value
This dynamically positions the mask based on the input character
and al, dl

Performs a bitwise AND between the shifted mask and the previous condition
Produces the final boolean result in al
ret

Returns the result (0 or 1) in al
This implementation is a highly optimized branchless method for checking whitespace characters, using bit manipulation instead of multiple comparisons. It avoids conditional jumps, which can be slower on modern CPUs.

The code checks for space (' '), newline ('\n'), carriage return ('\r'), and tab ('\t') in a single, efficient operation.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 07/05/2025
We’ve been busy. Starting now… www.youtube.com/live/AWXAd2G...
youtube.com
Stripe Sessions 2025 | Product keynote
YouTube video by Stripe
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/04/2025
New font from Microsoft. I like it. It’s not Comic Sans. microsoft.design/articles/int...
microsoft.design
Introducing Kermit: A typeface for kids - Microsoft Design
Using design to empower children by making reading easier, improving comprehension, and helping dyslexics.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 15/04/2025
Sofle Low Profile Wireless github.com/josefadamcik...
github.com
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 15/04/2025
Ergo mech portable setup… 3 modes: 1. Full: best ergonomics. Takes about 20 seconds to setup. 2: Quick: busting out laptop quickly. Takes about 5 seconds. 3: Tiny: works on lap, plane tray, etc.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 06/04/2025
The Studio S1E2 is an incredible piece of self-referential cinematography
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 06/03/2025
March 19, Stripe's hosting a live office hours on Stripe's open source Agent Toolkit. (Our team is hiring btw) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdXP...
youtube.com
Introducing the Stripe Agent Toolkit
YouTube video by Stripe Developers
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 08/02/2025
Try Atlas Let us know how it goes
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 05/02/2025
We’ll know we’ve reached AGI when we see models that can figure out the naming convention of models.
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Red Blob Games @redblobgames.com · 04/02/2025
What happens when LLMs train on code that's popular but wrong? zdimension.fr/everyone-get... explores this, with interactive diagrams exploring the error
zdimension.fr
Everyone gets bidirectional BFS wrong
People really need to stop blindly copying code from the Internet.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 05/02/2025
httptap. How this tool decrypts https traffic is fascinating and elegant. How the tool was made is even more so. github.com/monasticacad...
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GitHub - monasticacademy/httptap: View HTTP/HTTPS requests made by any Linux program
View HTTP/HTTPS requests made by any Linux program - monasticacademy/httptap
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 01/02/2025
Looking at a decade of GitHub stars on one of my projects. It hit Hacker News front page twice. Pretty obvious when. But aside from that, it shows steady and remarkably constant organic growth. I have no idea how, and I'd like to learn more. How do you discover new projects?
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Robert Sundling @robertsundling.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I just built a hybrid 16-bit MS-DOS/32-bit Windows executable by hand in NASM so that both parts could share common data sections. To fully conform to the PE specs (which I prefer, for long-term compatibility), the file size must be rounded up to the nearest 512 bytes. So I had some space left over…
Hex dump of an executable program, with ASCII art of spiders and a text warning about them.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 22/01/2025
Canada allowed
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 22/01/2025
Come work with me stripe.com/jobs/listing...
stripe.com
Software Engineer, Experimental Projects
Help increase the GDP of the internet as part of our Data & Data Science team.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/01/2025
The Imperial March. The most iconic Star Wars theme. But it was never in the original Star Wars! (Introduced in Empire Strike Back)
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 01/01/2025
Oh wow… I just stumbled across @hofferth.net, who’s designed many many many many exciting Mac Mini enclosures!
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 01/01/2025
A great summary of LLMs in 2024 by @simonwillison.net simonwillison.net/2024/Dec/31/...
simonwillison.net
Things we learned about LLMs in 2024
A lot has happened in the world of Large Language Models over the course of 2024. Here’s a review of things we figured out about the field in the past …
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/12/2024
Thanks! I guess I’ll start with these 4!
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/12/2024
Great list! Which were your favorites? Did any have a significant impact on your life?
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 27/12/2024
George Foreman makes a range of baby rotisseries. I checked the specs and it doesn’t specify an age limit, so…
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/12/2024
What are you sneakily building in those days off work?
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/12/2024
December is Advent of Code. Next up: DRY January. In January.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 24/12/2024
I’ve been known to dabble. github.com/joewalnes
github.com
joewalnes - Overview
Experimental Projects @ Stripe. Previously: Apple, Google, ThoughtWorks, DRW, Startups. - joewalnes
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luokai @luok.ai · 23/12/2024
Following WonderJourney, WonderWorld has arrived as an innovative framework that allows users to generate interactive 3D scenes from a single image and view the created scenes with low latency, including examples of different camera path styles: rotational, curvy, and straight.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024
sometimes you only have terminal access to sql but still want to visualize data...
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024
And agree on the filter experience not making sense
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024
Makes a lot of sense. We do have a similar thing on the implementation side already (not what you’re looking for) stripe.partners Totally agree this should be easier
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024
what, in your view, would make stripe better for the middle segment?
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 20/12/2024
favorite starter packs for saas founders, solo builders, etc?
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 19/12/2024
🫶
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Justin Jackson @justinjackson.ca · 18/12/2024
I wrote a blog post titled "What's happening with founders over 40?" that ended up on Hacker News. I got a lot of comments and reactions to the piece, so I thought I'd respond to those in this podcast: justin.transistor.fm/episodes/too... Here's a little video sample:
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 18/12/2024
I’ve totally got the hang of AI assisted code generation.
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 18/12/2024
Good plan. And yet, I don’t fully believe you. Put that phone down
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 18/12/2024
What are you building right now?
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 18/12/2024
Always works on the 5th attempt
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/12/2024
half the time I get it right half the time
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Joe Walnes @waln.es · 17/12/2024
One day, I’ll get the syntax of a markdown link correct. But today is not that day.
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