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I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me. She showed me her theater seats. Are not they good? Norwegian wood.

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It's so bad but so good at the same time.

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You have everybody wondering now: Was there mustard on the hot dog?

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That tree lady must be making bank off those $10 bags of rocks.

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Donald, Goofy, Mickey Shake Heads

Look what happened to these unfortunate but brave American Patriots, gravely injured while trying to change the time on a clock in a very high steeple. TOM COTTON MUST SIGN THIS BILL NOW BEFORE THE DUCK GETS STUCK IN A SPRING. CALL HIS CELL 867-5309 NOW! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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ALT: Donald, Goofy, Mickey Shake Heads

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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE STEEPLES???

"The Epcot primary gift shop" is a better name for it, to be honest

It's Friday night and everyone is asleep already. This is a sign of how fucked up everything is right now.

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I can't believe this episode aired before The Indiana Jones Adventure opened.

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Why does every park have to be part of a chain? Make Parks Independent Again!

I honestly feel the best thing to do now is to dissolve the company into individual parks. Could you imagine how amazing things would be if Knott's, Cedar Point and Canadas Wonderland all had complete autonomy?

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This was one of the most amazing goals I have ever seen and it's only the first game of the season.

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You're totally right. That was a bad call on my part and I will be sure to do better next time. How about you get a churro at the Minions Cafe and then I will help give you directions to ride Splash Mountain before this evening's performance of Fantilusion?

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Also because I know you are wondering, 11 year old me voted for Walt Disney.

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You may be interested in asset parkendium-pub-cast-dll-19911011-07.jpg from @jason.parkendium.com , although I will note the Disneyland voting machines were in the Premiere Shop (the exit of CiecleVision), not Tomorrowland Terrace.

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Patrick @wallyboag.dissky.com · 02/10/2026

As a total stranger I must confer, I thoroughly examined you. And you're not only merely dumb, you're really most sincerely dumb.

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... So when everyone headed straight to the Falcon, we went straight to the Cantina. We were the only people in there for about half an hour and tried every single drink. I don't think that there has ever been a point since then, including the pandemic, where there were less people in that bar.

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Patrick @wallyboag.dissky.com · 02/10/2026

My wife was working at Disneyland when they were doing cast member previews and she got in on the first time slot for the first preview. She wanted to head straight to Smugglers run, but I told her the ride could handle 2,500 people in an hour but the Cantina can only handle about 200 people an hr.

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a dramatic interpretation of an except from the full transcript of an interview Trump did for TIME Magazine on October 1, 2026. The full transcript is available for anyone to read - "Helipad Dreams" Voiceover by Juliet Jeske of Decoding Fox News.

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JaimeTinyThemeParkArtist @jaimetinyart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chimps making spooky and playing with spooky bugs 🐛 🍪

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"Has" or "Had." There was a point in time when Disneyland had 1.1 million but I don't think they still do.

Seven years ago tonight Disney knocked over the first domino that led to society's undoing by closing Illuminations Reflections of Earth.

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I am also not emotionally ready to return to Disney parks.

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