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Dave Cohen

@wallbangers82.bsky.social
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Brew City born & bred. @POTUSProf.bsky.social by day, dynasty baseball & fantasy football enthusiast by night. Only sports (& occasional pop culture) on this feed.

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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The ghouls that run MLB can’t even wait until after the World Series to send this crap out.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at his stats compared to Rodgers and Favre at the same time in their careers. Almost exactly the same. He needs a better supporting cast, especially an o-line.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The @greenbaypackers.bsky.social are just not good. At least we still have the @brewers.com…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a feeling it would go like this all offseason. Gutey did not reload like he usually does…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had dread in my large gut all offseason about this @greenbaypackers.bsky.social team. My gut was correct—this is not a good team. Lacking a lot of talent, with massive holes. Will be lucky to finish near .500. Reminds me of Mike McCarthy’s last year as coach.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Insane they did not try that
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jesus Made has nothing left to prove at AA; same with Luis Pena at A+. Time to move them both up a level @brewers.com…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Jake McCarthy is the guy to lock up, not Moniak…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is a nice piece for the @brewers.com to add to the pen…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This was a bit pricey for the #Brewers— especially Frias. 😞
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think I’ll trust the top-notch Brewers front office. Emptying the farm system for a 3 month rental who was on the shelf earlier in the season with an elbow injury is not their style. They’ll continue to make smart moves which improve their team without mortgaging the future.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Holy Toledo, the number of #Brewers fans who are losing their minds because the @brewers.com have not emptied the farm system for a 3 month rental is absurd. The Brewers front office is the best in the biz. Trust the process. They will make a few moves that will be a net positive & help them win.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This package for Hunter Goodman…yes. Adley—great guy and excellent catcher—is injury prone & has never lived up to his 1-1 ceiling. Seems pricey.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The @brewers.com have the prospect capital to acquire Mason Miller. Luis Pena paired with a Jett Williams and maybe a Brandon Sproat could get it done…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Who remembers AAA Triptiks???
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Would love to see the @brewers.com make a run for Mason Miller. Miller would not be a rental as he is under control through 2029. Miller would lock down the backend of the bullpen. They could build a deal around Luis Pena & Jett Williams (& more), both of whom could help the @padres.com
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@cyrthogg.bsky.social @adammccalvy.bsky.social Serious question. Any discussion from @brewers.com @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social about converting Brandon Woodruff into a closer? The SP is solid & deep. No one has stepped up to claim closer role. Seems worth considering…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Idea @brewers.com @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social : convert Brandon Woodruff into a closer. The SP is solid & deep. The bullpen is meh & no one has stepped up to finish. It worked for Eckersley & Smoltz. Why not Woody? @cyrthogg.bsky.social @adammccalvy.bsky.social @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“I don’t even know what to say—I’m a little sweaty after that Mets-Yankees game.” Matt Yallof words of wisdom, May 17, 2026… #MLBBigInning deep thoughts
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This may be the dumbest article I’ve come across recently. “Building a case”? No. Case closed. Ortiz should be a bench warming utility IF/ late inning defensive replacement. Nothing more. The talent the @brewers.com have in the minors will steamroll him. www.mlb.com/news/joey-or...
mlb.com
With top prospects looming, Ortiz still building case as Brewers SS
MILWAUKEE – How stacked are the Brewers in terms of shortstops? Their top prospect is Jesús Made, who ranked No. 2 on MLB Pipeline’s Top 100 as of Tuesday night and has a chance to be baseball’s new o...
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why would the Pirates manager pinch hit for Brandon Lowe with the bases loaded? He started off the game hitting a HR off a lefty. This platoon stuff is absurd.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Not a cultist. But I do know that the Packers have won a lot of games during his tenure—he’s one of the winningest coaches in NFL history. The injuries this year were way too many to overcome. Special teams needs to be addressed. Fire Rich already.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Lame ducks are set up for failure. Either management has confidence in the guy or not. Extend him and stop the ridiculous fire LaFleur chatter. But get rid of Rich, McManus, and start over with the special teams staff.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The #FireLaFleur crowd is insane. This team was crushed by injuries this year. His record doesn’t lie. But the special teams staff needs to all go and take McManus with them.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is absurd. He’s a very good coach. This team was riddled with injuries. Special teams killed us per usual. Clean house there (except for Whelan).
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Special teams killed ya again in the end. Wipe the slate clean with those coaches.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
He’s calling the game like the arrogant blowhard he is. Is he related to Dan Campbell???
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Which makes it even more absurd that there are actually people advocating the firing of MLF.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Very sad news. Former NHL player and Pittsburgh Penguins legend Lowell MacDonald has passed away. I was fortunate to be coached by him in baseball in high school. My favorite educator of all time. Just a wonderful human being. www.wisconsinprephockey.net/news_article...
wisconsinprephockey.net
Former University School of Milwaukee Coach Lowell MacDonald Dies
Disclaimer: All opinions expressed in this article are solely those of Matt Carey and do not reflect the opinions of Wisconsin Prep Hockey or its partners.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Huh? The guy was playing hurt and was on crutches this week. What are you talking about?
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Packers team looks completely deflated with Parsons injury. Not good at all.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
How is that mansplainy??? I didn’t even look at your gender until you brought this up. If you were a dude I would have said the exact same thing—Payton sucks & preaches dirty play. Why have a public account on social media if you don’t want people to comment?
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I was agreeing with you. Payton’s teams are notoriously dirty (bounty gate with New Orleans).
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It’s a Sean Payton team…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Can we all agree that Nixon is not good? I vote to impeach.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
🤫 don’t jinx it…
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
2 TOs left. Should have used 1 and called an actual play.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Brutal play calling so far. Let Love cook!
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
💯 just turn!
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
💯
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Jesus Made, Luis Pena, & Cooper Pratt. Who has the highest ceiling? Floor? Where do these guys end up playing in the infield? Do you think Pena, given his speed, ends up in CF?
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I was very surprised to see Charlie Condon fall all the way to #60 in the Pipeline prospect rerank. He’s having a decent year, especially coming back from a serious wrist injury. Why the huge drop?
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Oh yeah I know but am going to be irritated if Raleigh doesn’t win it. Historic season for a catcher.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Cal Raleigh doing what he’s doing as a full-time catcher should be a slam dunk.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Great for the Rockies that he dropped to #4. That’s a steal.
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Time to get The Call
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Dave Cohen @wallbangers82.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I think the numbers are directly correlated with those that peaked in high school…
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