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The 5th Dentist

@walkerwest.bsky.social
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I don’t really want any followers. Refuses to be cowed by the greed and idiocy of the right. Likes to see the arrogant brought low. Humanist. Indignant reply-guy. Occasional jokes. Alls I can say is that I’m way the eff smarter than David Brooks.

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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 1h
Ok, now having had some opportunity to consume some college football in the NIL era…. It is definitely a less emotionally engaging game. All just like watching pro teams, that aren’t your team, play. Fine, but def lost something.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trumb…
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Btw, what’s weird about having a beard? I’m guessing Hegseth can’t grow one, and he’s jealous.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like the world would be a safer place if Hegseth just came out of the closet
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next F News talking point: “Actually, Fanni Willis was at the Hawkeyes game…!”
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels like we're overdue for a new, completely backward-incompatible USB plug.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In addition to the ridiculous PI call, Sean Payton should have been shunned for life for Targetting-gate. Peak bad sportsmanship.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally got the Trump fascism ad (paid for by my tax dollars)… And wow. Fuck…that…guy.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is “Humblebrag about how little TV you watch” Day on Bluesky.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aw shucks... The press will be allowed back into the White House. I was really enjoying not having his every moronic word and drooling expression shoved in my face.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is Oregon trying to lose this game?
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good lord, the press isn’t really gonna act like this illegal and “right after I get my doge check” and “we’ll fund it by taxing ourselves” $5k thing is serious, are they. So stupid…
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lying about your role in post-9/11 crisis management strikes me as the absolute lowest thing an American could do. So of course, Trump… And I’m sure maga sheep will cheer.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wonder if @pkrugman.bsky.social agrees with the rosy tone of this article.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m sorry…what?
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So if Trump issues an Exec Order saying Lake Ontario shall be renamed Lake Trump, Google and Apple would just go along…?
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now shown in the picture, but she had to run after the helicopter…
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think we can expect Natalie to roll out her new Dolly look as of tomorrow. And btw, RIP to a genuinely nice person.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie's letters and her demeanor are so perfectly matched with Trump's interests. She seems emotionally stunted, behaving like an early-pubescent tween girl experiencing her first celebrity crush. So exactly the level of physical and mental maturity that Trump is drawn to. Disgusting.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of the reasons the Natalie thing resonates is it’s a fun house mirror to the whole cult. All these dipshits gushing over a child-molesting, ignoramus, lying cheating unpatriotic sociopathic conman. All these people shedding their dignity and integrity and freedom of thought for him.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When she becomes a verb, do you think it will be “I am totally natalie’ing you”, or “I am totally harping you”? I think “Natalie” “He got Natalied and he had to move to a new city.” “He is natalie’ing her so hard, but she isn’t returning his calls”
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Amen publiccomment.blog/p/it-is-past...
publiccomment.blog
It Is Past Time for You to Quit Elon Musk's X
Yes, I'm talking to you. 🫵
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp to join Harvard Institute of Politics
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bloomberg FX chat is the new Bluesky
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My only reaction to this was: “god you’re stupid”.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ahem…. And, duh.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don’t care what another person wrote in their diary. It’s for private thoughts. Ridiculous.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The repubs assignment of responsibility for the reflecting pool is as accurate as what they’re doing with Covid and fauci. They literally live in an imaginary world.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Btw, I have no doubt that the repubs will confirm Blanche. Just want to out down a marker and will be happy to be proven wrong.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Anticavity” is a word. #spellingbee
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hey guys, just fyi…. When you have one of the largest IPOs of all time, and the stock promptly trades to 20% below offering price, that’s a big fucking problem. Within the investment community, that’s not like “oh well; you win some, you lose some”. It’s a big fucking problem.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oolith is a word, k. #spellingbee
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just sayin…
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shakira should be a muppet
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And now, we cut to an Opera singer performing Salome
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seriously, this is like a greatest hits tour of all that is wrong in art and music today.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think the audience is AI. Like did no one leave to go get a beer.?
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is schizo
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is that a BTS?
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What the fuck is happening!?!
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain’s willingness to press up the middle, vs always working the sides, is just “mwah”.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Btw, I thought he was blocking all trade with Spain.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The play by play commentators are the real VIPs
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok, time to go to the 7-3-1 formation now
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Glad to see the Republicans in Congress, who actually directly caused this, are getting their day of 300 AQI.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I literally expected Argentine fans to be spontaneously combusting and exploding after that goal.
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Seems like someone ought to explain the offside rules to the players
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What…?
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The 5th Dentist @walkerwest.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Amazing that Princess Bride and Forest Gump were only 7 years apart. They seem like massively different eras. #notstoned
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