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Zachary Waldowski

@waldowski.me

179 followers 502 following 41 posts

Internet lurker/social media hater extraordinaire. I work on the Journal app at Apple. I do the best imitation of myself. 🏳️‍🌈🐻

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 10/05/2026

You cannot take ME from me in any way that matters just like you can’t take my brunch-eating faggy unicorn neoliberalism from me in any way that matters. I am not sorry. Go back to salivating over the third Harry Potter remake you joyless dead-eyed hacks.

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 27/04/2026

Was not built to be in the room for this

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 20/02/2026

Gonna need a bigger TV to tell the difference between 🇸🇰 and 🇺🇸 on the ice.

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 15/02/2026

Found a perfect gift for the vibe coder in your life

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 08/02/2026

Don’t bother visiting the @playstation.com Store if you’re interested in, oh, I don’t know, games. There’s 1000 games under “Just announced” and maybe 6% are real.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store. Hellreaper (a real game) and 9 slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing Mega-Man Dual Override (a real game) and 14 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing 15 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing Exodus (a real title) and 14 fake slop titles.

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 18/10/2024

Thank fuck for that.

Email message in inbox: “Your ballot for the November 5, 2024, General Election was received and counted.“

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Zachary Waldowski @waldowski.me · 01/09/2023

He has Tom Hardy/Princess Peach lips and his name is “Definitely Not Amos Burton”

Player character in Starfield (video game) with stocky build and short blonde hair gesturing at a robot.

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