Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Moving forward anything I don't like will be "socialism." Have to take out the garbage? Socialism! Getting my teeth cleaned? Also Socialism! Being forced to read "Tess of the D'Ubervilles" in HS? Part of the slippery slope to full Obama Communism! 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would argue the most famous has to be Zack Warren the noted joggler. He was the first to run a marathon in under 3 hours while juggling. Can Michael C Hall do that?? 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Or that's what she goes by while on Earth, her true name being unpronounceable to any life form with only one tongue. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That woman is an alien wearing an uncomfortable human suit. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*RFK Jr gets hit by a truck and left on the side of the road, a bear driving by stops and tosses his carcass in the back of the car and heads off to dinner in the city* 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well that wasn't your worst typo of the last week. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These days on Meta, if you want to be sure your account isn't suspended, you need to be sure to add the words "Rothschild" or "radium water" to your content. 0100
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Is extreme backyard wrestling still a thing? Because if you like wrestling with minimal rules that variety might be for you. 000
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cheetos are the same color as uranium oxide, so they must be a health food! 011
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I checked out this guy's writing and predictably he has no soul with what seems to be a pretty shallow life. 000
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I may still have this poster tucked in the album, if I still have the album. I need to sort through my records 011
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I prominently display a photo of James Gardner as Jim Rockford on my wall. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Too many people subscribe to the "the one weird trick to my preferred election results" theory of politics. 020
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I was a little kid I had a book titled "Tom Tit Moves House" and it really confused me. 110
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why hasn't anyone posted "Et fucking tu", a phrase worthy of everyday usage. 131
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout...." etc. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The odor of urinal cakes and spilled beer residue is a powerful love pheromone. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Going down from 60% to 5%, that's a 1200% decrease! 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I go to a men's salon that's named after a composition of stainless steel and where you can get a recommendation for a good cigar if you need one. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026People just try to make things too complicated. Jim Davis is incredibly rich from a poorly drawn cat! 060
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Country has always been an urban music, originally marketed to people displaced from a rural life to the cities during the early 20th century. Many forget how important Los Angeles was to the development of this genre. 021
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Maybe if you turn up your music extra loud it'll shake up those droplets of condensation and clear the windows. Worth a shot! 011
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And all the traumatized and severely injured men. After the war ends it's gonna be a great time to invest in the Russian alcohol industry. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I wonder if you raise your children in this esthetic environment, will they lose their color vision due to lack of use? Like muscle atrophy if you grow up in space. 020
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The thing about American auto manufacturers is that this kind of move probably doesn't help them. North America is actually the #3 auto market and the US is not the only country in NA. If a company becomes too focused on the US they will lose out in the international market! 020
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Your husband can laugh but it wouldn't have been so funny if he had gone into the barber and came out with a Prince Charles haircut. 060
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Relatedly here in Austin the medical clinic I go to has a dedicated rabies vaccination hotline, I guess because of all the bats here. I think if you come into contact with one they don't take any chances. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I bought a vintage Canon FD 70-210 zoom lens today at an estate sale and then used it on a photo walk. It was really hard to get a decent focus so funny I didn't get many decent pics but for $28 it was worth it. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026EVERYONE who invests with DJT gets screwed over eventually. This has been the obvious pattern all of his life. He walks away and others take the loss. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I had a bike accident in HS....hit and run.....where I suffered a concussion (was found unconscious in the middle of the street, no memory of what happened); I wasn't wearing a helmet and am 100% sure it would've at least lessened the severity of my head injury. 020
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There's new Laurie Anderson music out now! "You and your dog" single with Austin band Shearwater. It's really good! 120
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There's probably another deleted scene where Spock is like "This is just the human in me speaking, but you know who I never liked? Scottie. Total trash. Even if he were alive today I didn't ever want to see him again." 3360
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The dogs are the second alarm set in case you miss this one. 010
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Same here! I heard it lost one of its Michelin stars, though; also my coworker went there a few weeks ago and from what he described it's maybe not the same. 000
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"entered a new phase", "we hold all the cards", etc are all things you say when you have no idea what you're doing. 000
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Wear a suit to work on a random day and see your boss sweat because they are wondering if you have an interview with another company. 64317
Wake Hackle @wakehackle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Always be sure to grab a few to populate your own yard 000
