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Quinb

@waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social

7 followers 13 following 37 posts

Artist, Dog Mom Husband, Visionary

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

@espn.com sucks nuts, nobody wants to watch some CEO talk about hucking Disney merch while a game is playing.

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Toilet paper probably causes cancer the same way feminine hygiene products do, and big toilet paper is probably suppressing a study that links their products to lower sperm count. They know that they’d go out of business in a minute if their products negatively affect men. #Bidet #stopthewipe

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I don’t think we give enough credit to @kenlburns.bsky.social for doing all his own stunts.

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

BREAKING NEWS: FBI director Kash Patel has instructed the FBI to list the Minions, from Despicable Me, to be on the same gang list as Insane Clown Pose.

Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Holy shit, I fucks hard with public libraries

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Why is the Torment Nexus $18.76 a month

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Do androids jerk it to electric feet

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

What happened on Epstein’s island to make Trump hate the Clintons? What social fopaux occurred?

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

We here @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social are in full support of robbing the congressmen and women to fund ourselves. If you see @petersagal.bsky.social walking around with a big bag full of money, no you didn’t.

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Feeling like I could do more good in the world if I had a sword

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

A side effect of wearing skinny jeans no one talks about is it made everyone gluten intolerant

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Photos from Waystone Pizza, Fayetteville Ark.

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Success is a weird feeling when you’re used to failure and disappointment.

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

You can just make things up about Mormons They’re weirdly good at close up magic

Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Hardwood tongue and groove sounds dirty as hell for flooring. Perverts

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I don’t think any amount of ska music can fix what’s wrong with me

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Art school is fucking weird, what do you mean my chair is due Thursday? I don’t know how to make a chair

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

“Know your worth” Bitch, I am on the clearance rack with three mark down stickers

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Rifftrax’s legal department skinned my ass for reposting an episode on youtube

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Gonna start sending out soul train inspired flyers through usps and call it FUNK MAIL

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Once when I was 16 I was at a urinal and an older man walks in and announces “Well if it isn’t Mr. Hot Cock himself”

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Monte Cristo Nachos?

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I’ve been hiding beets in my wife’s food for a week, she just now confronted me about the color of her pee

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Bruce Timm has a thing for redheads and I respect it

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I’m jumping off her bean Call me weevil knievel

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

My cousin Throckmorton shat in my mulch

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

There are ducks that lived through the Carter administration

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

FUCK RUSSEL STOFFER. Your candy tastes like car exhaust

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

RFK donates bed bugs to kids in need

Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Um, actually. That’s not “Moby Dick”, it’s “Ishmael’s hot dong”

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I throw Chex mix at kids with celiac

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The Rat at Fossil Cove Brewey

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Quinb @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Just installed a water filter, damn thing was a pain. Might hang out on a grassy knoll

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