WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Groomer clearly inspired by Season 3 Carrie Bradshaw 120
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is just D of E for Ross Kemp #TheCelebrityTraitors 0316
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry but is The Traitors in the pocket of Big Coffin? 110
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can’t believe I’m at a point in my life where, when I get back from a holiday, I have to mow a lawn. 020
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just realised that all Taylor Swift lyrics sound like Real Housewives taglines to me. 141
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you have to say “I’m not complicit” then… 030
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not sure what this says about my mental state but I’ve become obsessed with watching tik tok compilations of Roy Keane 031
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Trying something out open.substack.com/pub/alicetew...open.substack.comAGHT #1: Good nuns, good porn, good gossip...Should I add more pictures to this? 040
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Christopher Nolan loves to make films about men who are dying to say “In hindsight…” 020
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Lot of people “And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike”-ing themselves about this bus fare announcement. 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026When people ask how I broke my fingers I am really enjoying telling them I did it in a fight. Lady at the Post Office. Man at the checkouts. They love it. 220
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Huge work week. Finally getting the keys to my house. This morning I broke two fingers. 260
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sorry but why are they all having a half time Ella’s Kitchen pouch? 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just heard someone in the pub say “Why are Argentina like this?” 020
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026A bad thing about me is that I actually quite like it when footballers start to push each other and have a little scrap. 110
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Don’t ask me to explain but I think I actually fancy men more when England wins a game. 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Celebrating the goal vs seeing John Terry celebrate the goal 190
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Saka and his adorable face will save this. 100
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Appreciate it’s probably some tactic that I’m not privy to, but nothing makes me want to scream more than when they just pass it back and forth like they’re at the fucking park or something. 020
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Jude Bellingham looking very much like he’s going to do what I do when things aren’t going my way and burst into tears. 110
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Watching the football with my stepdad is just hearing him say “bloody hell” every seven minutes. 030
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026All this app shows me is NYT articles about the best pencil sharpeners to buy 050
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A lot of people could stay cool by being less irritating. 010
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Nothing like heatwave to make me miss living in Brighton. My flat was damp, I was broke and my boyfriend was horrible but there was always a breeze. 010
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Keir Starmer walking down Oxford Street tomorrow. 000
Reposted by WaheyStarRoyCoJacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 08/06/2026sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the rats who work in the kitchen in Muppets Take Manhattan 353147480
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Sat looking out of my office at some men who are cleaning an iron art installation with a flame thrower (?) and then some other men who are doing something with slabs of concrete and my lizard brain is pleased. Sometimes it’s nice to watch men hammer and lift stuff 🙂 020
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Three weeks behind everyone else but I am now very into Widows Bay. 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Why is Richard Gadd doing Soccer Aid so funny to me? 120
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Will seeing Backrooms alone scare the living shit out of me? 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Have not stopped thinking about the final episode of Hacks. Unrelated but why is it when a show ends there’s always a load of people saying the ending was bad and suggesting their own endings and those endings are always 16,000 times worse than the actual ending? 100
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Bawled my eyes out at the final episode of Hacks and now I’m ready for the weekend. 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Brett Goldstein was always on my Attainable ‘If We Met In A Pub Or Got Stuck In A Lift I Might Be Able To…’ Crush list and now he’s going to marry Jennifer Lopez?? 050
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“Expelled” is very The Worst Witch, isn’t it? 000
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Self care is deciding not to watch that new Richard Gadd show. 010
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What does it say about me as a 35 year old woman that whenever I go through a break up or romantic upset the only songs that truly get me are written by Olivia Rodrigo? 040
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 03/05/2026People warned me that buying a house would be stressful but no one warned me that I would suddenly be fed content like “Follow our fireplace journey” on Instagram. 010
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Have really been enjoying watching The Wire for the first time but I’ve just got to the final episode of the fifth series and I suspect I’m about to watch the saddest episode of television ever made. 010
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Moved out of Birmingham approximately 7 minutes before Cillian Murphy was photographed at New Street station. 110
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Dead at this post from a rescue centre explaining that, despite being mother and daughter, these dogs need to be rehomed separately. 150
WaheyStarRoyCo @waheystarroyco.bsky.social · 02/02/2026No one makes me feel stressed like Rishi from Industry makes me feel stressed. 120
