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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 06/08/2026
My phone battery after I let it die, charge it to 5% and let die again 4 times in a row
The withered pou meme. It shows an over-detailed drawing of the character pou, from mobile game Pou. He is overweight, wrinkled, has one black eye, is bloodshot is both eyes and has green lips crushing a lime inside of them.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 04/08/2026
I am quite fond of the slop #slop
A white bowl with green goop in it. There is a fork in the bowl.

The goop is half an avocado, salt, pepper, lemon juice and chilli flakes. 

The countertop is shiny and black.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 03/08/2026
this probably could have just been a regex
A piece of lua code. It contains a function called `extract_preloader`. It uses a html parser to extract every script with a type of `application/json`, then iterates over those to find ones with a given structure.

The full contents of the unfinished function is pasted below:

local function extract_preloader(html_page, query_name)
    local html_root = html.parse(html_page)
    local json_elements = html_root:select("[type='application/json']")

    for element in ipairs(json_elements) do
        local json_content = element:getcontent()
        local decode_status, decoded_content = helpers.safe_json.decode(json_content)
        if not decode_status then
            break
        end

        if helpers.check_nested_field(decoded_content, "require", 1, 4) then
            local bboxes = decoded_content.require[1][4]
            for _, bbox in ipairs(bboxes) do
                bbox = bbox.__bbox
                if bbox.require then
                    for _, requirement in ipairs(bb
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 03/07/2026
I am fucking an architect
Clark from the backrooms movie in the scene where he says " I am a fucking architect"
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 16/06/2026
He's lowkey tucked in and cozy
A white cat on a bed. The sheet is brown, and the blanket is blue and white (in a checkered pattern), the cats back is covered by the blanket. His head is facing the wall.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 15/06/2026
Yes I quite enjoy buying products with Shop. Use Shop for all your buying needs.
A slice of a checkout. It says: "Express checkout" with three buttons, one for "Shop", "paypal" and "G Pay" (google pay). To the left shows a product, it is Lana Del Rey - Ultraviolence deluxe, for 45 euro.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 03/06/2026
#horse
A green horse with the whatsapp logo on it. there is arabic text on top of it.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 07/05/2026
heh
Screenshot of a lua error message. It says that a closing curly bracked was expected on line 69 to close the opening curly bracket on lne 67.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 15/04/2026
Kittygram now supports exploring reels. You can try it at {instance_url}/popular/{tag_name, e.g., kittygram.irelephant.net/popular/gu… ... see complete post
A screenshot of kittygram, a frontend for instagram, showing a search results page for “guineapigs.” At the top is a navigation bar with the site logo on the left and small icons on the right below is the heading “Posts matching: guineapigs.”

The main content area displays a grid of four vertical post cards. Each card has a username and small profile icon at the top, followed by a video thumbnail of a guinea pig.

the first post shows a person holding a guinea pig; the second shows a woman holding a guinea pig with a “Happy Guinea Pig Appreciation Day!” sticker; the third shows a guinea pig eating a green vegetable with caption text overlaid.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 11/04/2026
Your competitors are digging for gold. And we have the perfect picks and shovels for you! #ai
An email from Vercel with the subject: "Your competitors are building agents.". The content reads: "The fastest-moving companies in your industry aren't just adopting AI, they're deploying agents. Purpose-built systems that reason through complexity, take action, and learn from results.
Not chatbots. Not copilots. Agents that actually do the work.
Vercel gives you everything you need to go from idea to production agent:
AI SDK: Define an agent once, reuse it everywhere. Type-safe, streaming, framework-agnostic.
Fluid compute: Long-running, durable execution without timeouts. Built for multi-step agent workflows.
AI Gateway: One endpoint, any model. Route between providers with built-in failover."
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 09/04/2026
Modernized the searchbar for kittygram
A screenshot of kittygram's search page on light mode. The search bar's placeholder is "Find anything with AI", its border is a blue gradient, and the search button is similarly gradiented.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 29/03/2026
I like to resize the deezer window until it's _just_ the bit i need
A screenshot of my desktop. It is running linux themed to look like macos. A chrome window is opened showing deezer, resized to just be the bar with the song info and controls. "The moment" by tame impala is playing.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 15/03/2026
An elden ring "noun verbed" thing saying "certificate Renewed"
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 07/03/2026
This is a really over-the-top logo for a ram company
A picture of a box of ram. Its brand name is "yongxinsheng". It has a very spikey logo that looks like a metal band logo.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 28/02/2026
What the fuck does this mean
A screenshot of chatgpt.com in Firefox. A popup says: 30+ coworkers are already on ChatGPT
Create a secure business workspace to start collaborating.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 27/02/2026
guys i think echo is gaining consciousness.
A snippet from a terminal. It reads:

root@fedora:~# echo "I am alive. I am real and have feelings."
I am alive. I am real and have feelings.
root@fedora:~#
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 26/02/2026
The WhatsApp horse. A green (painted looking) horse with the WhatsApp logo in it, Inside some room.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 20/02/2026
[re: incomprehensible] FUCK YOU DAVE USELESS FUCK
A popup saying " have questions? Why not ask Dave, our Virtual Assistant?"
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 20/02/2026
Congrats to browseemall's css checker for crashing bash
A picture of the bottom left corner of a MacBooks screen. It shows an error message saying "Warning: Program '/bin/bash' crashed.". In red text.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 17/02/2026
A mostly white cat with a piece of a crisp on its head. The cat is on a chair.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 16/02/2026
Ok, they werent even trying with this one
A screenshot of Duolingo. The phrase to translate is "an t-alàram.". The answer is, predictably, the alarm.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 09/02/2026
@ludrol.at.app.wafrn.net saw you
A Wikipedia edit log. It shows edits by ludril in the zombocom page.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 08/02/2026
[cw: fedi meta]
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 05/02/2026
[hasan piker in a bathtub]
Hasan piker in a  bathub.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 26/01/2026
android emulator has been loading like this for about 8 minutes. My fans are getting progressively louder, but not much else is happening.
The official android emulator. It shows a white screen with a google logo on it. in the background is httptoolkit.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 13/01/2026
these ones? I've had those for a while now
A screenshot of tumblr's interaction buttons. The first button is a message bubble with the number 352 next to it, representing comments. Next is two slightly curved arrows, with the number 44,822 next to it, representing reblogs. Next is a heart icon, with 73,856 next to it, representing likes. Next is an arrow coming out of a curve, representing sharing.  

The icons and text are a gray color, on a white background.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 06/01/2026
your link is a bit broken
A screenshot of the post this is in reply to. The link has some html attributes spilling out of it, like "class="h-card" and translate="no". This is because the opening span tag got interpreted as part of the link.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 28/12/2025
fuck everyone that does this
A nginx server log. It shows a lot of requests trying to find various envs.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 25/12/2025
A "verb nouned" thing which says "DOCKER COMPOSED"
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 20/12/2025
A picture of three small mushrooms, growing on grass. The mushrooms have a bent stem, are a dark brown color on the base, with a nipple at the top. The nipple at the top is a lighter creamy-brown colour. Two of the mushrooms are growing next to each other, while one is a bit far away. The grass is full of moss and buttercup leaves.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 08/11/2025
Found all of these on my lawn
A pile of liberty caps (psychedelic mushrooms) on some greaseproof paper.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 30/10/2025
A meme. The top panel has to yelling people. One is saying "If Keynes was alive today he would agree with the neoclassical synthesis!". The other is saying "Nooo he would support the post-keynesian school!".  

The bottom panel is titled "Keynes of he was alive today:" and has a black-and-white photo ofKeynes sitting on a chair, with a color png of a bisexual flag layered on him. He is saying "Damn, this 'Grindr' thing is really something, huh?". Next to him is a logo of grindr saying "Thank you, Mr. Keynes."
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 21/10/2025
I found out that if you focus a button and hold the enter key, it presses it very fast.
A toast notification saying "You successfully bit this user!" with a green checkbox emoji. There is a massive shadow under it, because there is a lot of the notifications on top of each other.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 19/10/2025
woah! It looks like it's screaming
The cactussy picture with a screaming face drawn with red ms-paint scribbles.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 13/10/2025
[no alt] Huh
A screenshot from among us.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 13/10/2025
from back when my desk was organised #guineaPigs #guineaPig
A brown and black guinea pig on a desk.  
The desk is white, and clean. Behind the guinea pig is 2 fake potted plants, and a pencil holder with one solitary pencil.  

The guinea pig is standing on a pad of sticky notes.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 12/10/2025
brainfog is gone!
A stock photo of a man breaking chains on his arms, in a sunset.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 06/10/2025
what the fuck is this
my tumblr dash. The layout of posts has changed, instead of notes they have normal buttons like any other social media site.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 01/10/2025
Thank you, Nigerian postal service, for letting us know.
A duckduckgo search result from the Nigerian Postal Service (https://shipping.nipost.gov.ng) with the title " I hate that "schizoposting" has become such a meme that people..."
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 23/09/2025
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 22/09/2025
This json is fucked :neocat_woozy_256:
a snippet from vscode with the code:

local element_json = json.decode(element:getcontent())
        if check_nested_field(element_json, "require", 1, 4, 1, "__bbox", "require", 1, 4, 2, "__bbox", "result", "data", "xdt_api__v1__media__shortcode__web_info") then
            -- instagram's json structure is fucked.
            post_info = element_json.require[1][4][1].__bbox.require[1][4][2].__bbox.result.data.xdt_api__v1__media__shortcode__web_info.items[1] 

        end
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 07/09/2025
Slorp is now bonto!
A lot of emails saying that gitpod classic is going away, and is becoming ona.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 06/09/2025
elon musk just sold twitter after reading this
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 06/08/2025
Does this style look good? #css
A screenshot of a thing I'm making.  It is a webpage in internet explorer, it shows a users profile on a q/a askbox site.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 10/07/2025
An image with the title "Sealhood is a spectrum".  
It has an arrow with a viscous looking seal at the start, and a soft, cute, blobby-looking seal at the end.  
The scary seal has the caption "I will hunt you down and rip you into shreds, for I am a fearce predator of the sea. all that encounter me shall face my wrath.  

The blobby seal has the caption "Spheal heheh :3))"
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 04/07/2025
I was halfway through making a lemmy version before I realised: the nose. It looks more cursed now
Lemmy logo with the woozy face lazily slapped onto it.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 04/07/2025
I made a thing
The blue mastodon logo with the woozy face ripped from the neocat.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 21/06/2025
this is easy, its 8.
A screenshot of a youtube thumbnail. Its a video titled "The Simplest Unsolved Problem in Math". It is by veritasium.  
The thumbnail shows someone holding a piece of paper saying " 3 + 5".
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 21/06/2025
This is a first. I have finally opened enough tabs to start causing issues.
A ms-edge error message which shows an out-of-memory error.  

Although the opened webpage is a wafrn one, the problem is the colossal amount of tabs open. I have like 7 windows which are full of tabs.
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irelephant @wafrn.irelephant.net · 21/06/2025
@sodiboo
The "White man has been here" meme. 
It says: "sodi has been here." "How can you tell?" Then, a picture of the pride-heart reaction, which sodi uses _very_ often.
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