Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just met a hot guy and he instantly told me he uses generative A.I to make color palette for his fursona. Color palette, dude. COLOR PALETTE. That shit is LITERALLY free. Men ain't fucking shit. Shifting my gears to fictional men only like Amicus cause wtf was that? 160
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fishermen don't just lay down bait in water to catch fish. They find spot where fishes are most active. They make bait look believable. They make it subtle movement to really reel the fish in. That's what a "sub" is. You're not just letting your dom leads you while doing nothing. 143
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For the wondering peeps, Waffle says "Wah" while Theo says "Mrow". Also, if I ever say "Awroo", that's just me in a pup mask. 030
Reposted by Dad WaffleBeefy Breeds @beefybreeds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Beefy Breeds is finally ready to meet the world (Still early dev)! You can download the first game build on: Patreon: www.patreon.com/beefybreeds You may also join my Discord server: discord.gg/HKWRK4MQu #nsfw #furry #bara #sandbox #game #beefybreeds 0449
Reposted by Dad WaffleWaffle 🧇 @waffletheotv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026May or may not got back to being addicted to Warframe... 121
Reposted by Dad WaffleSoraaaaaaa_ @soraking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lez larp Overwatch with our beloved piggy Roadhog 👀🐷 5620163
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Waiter: Would you like to top off your pasta with- Me: Oh sure *start fucking my spaghettis* Waiter: WHAT THE FUCK?!? Me: You said to top it- Waiter: THE CHEESE!! Me: Oh mb *starts fucking the cheese* Waiter: NOOOOOOO!!! FUCK ME! Me: Oh bet *We made love* 152
Reposted by Dad WaffleSoraaaaaaa_ @soraking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026C6R7 fatty smelly piggy daddy coming ur way type yes to affirm 恭喜發財 財源廣進 招財進寶 金玉滿堂 #zzzero #zzzeroㅤ #ZenlessZoneZero 1495120
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Might be going back to my Amicus phase since I remember how adorable he is... 051
Reposted by Dad WaffleMusicSlider @musicslider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Asgore is done gardening. Time for rest. #asgore #furryart #furryartist #furrybara #bara 638596
Reposted by Dad WaffleHarri Extra Hungry~ Commissions Open 4/5 @artyharri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026After a successful night of slabbing prey sluts at the club its time to head home, but just because I emptied the club doesn't mean I'm full. Now too pack away all these free snacks on the way. Great art and my next meal is @waffletheo.bsky.social 05020
Reposted by Dad WaffleTsuyoshi💪🏻🦊✨️ @kitsuboof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's International Fox Day!!! Which means everyone is LEGALLY required to be nice to me and tell me I'm pretty and rub my fat tits 💛💛💛 15472100
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Car wash except instead of washing cars, you wash really big sweaty men that like to shove you in spots like armpits, ass, tits or muscles as you clean in public. Call it... "Bears River" or some sort where you get to clean, worship and push around all day. 090
Reposted by Dad Waffle🐺 Werewolf Boyfriend 🐺🔞🔜 MFF @2dreddersart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Typical Scooby-Doo, eating you outta house and home! 🐺💦 | #nsfwart | #nsfwfurry | #furryart | #scoobydoo 181700333
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Too woke for cuckold cause it would just be a polycule 060
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I might be just a really kinky guy cause I thought of Big Dick Humiliation. It's hot to think of shaming and degrading someone of their big cock cause a lot of big cock ends up hurting more than pleasuring. 160
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Have anyone made "Metal Daddy" into a term yet? It's like Leather Daddy but for armored or punk guys with metalltic braces and such. If so, I would love to be a faceless armored man. 040
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When you're jerking off the shy top and he starts whimpering and twitching while hiding his face or looking away 081
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Your size difference is height. My size difference is when a guy has smaller dick than another guy's giant fucking ass. I love see tiny cock surrounded by massive fucking cake~ The tinnier the better. 280
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I hope I'm not alone in this... Uh... I like bald guys. It's kinda funny but I believe bald is pretty attractive. There was this guy that was balding and I said that he was bald flirtatious and he thought I was being sarcastic and insulting him... (He blocks me anyway lol) 050
Reposted by Dad WaffleBobbellyboy ( Comms open 2/10 ) @bobbellyboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Pangoro 41231341
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Subway Worker: What would you like? Me: A beef sub Subway Worker: *Send out a submissive bull* Bull: H-Hi... Me: *Start milking him* Bull: omg!!! yes daddy!!! 262
Reposted by Dad WaffleWaffle 🧇 @waffletheotv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Horse, coming out of hiding: Are you... still hungry? 031
Reposted by Dad WaffleWaffle 🧇 @waffletheotv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026New vid!!! youtu.be/RkerBRC3LpEyoutu.beEllen Hypercarry | Promeia Windbloom | Silly Mono | F2P ZZZ 3.1 Shiyu Defense S ScoreYouTube video by Waffle & Theo 021
Reposted by Dad WaffleMiss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mental Health is important 6978921792
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026*Grab your tits* *Lift up Lift down" Six seevvvvven Six sevennnn (sorry lol) 150
Reposted by Dad WaffleGato B @gatobars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026He purposely got the single bedroom to mess with him… #furry #furryart 3698158
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I really should get back to doing Patreon. I just feel so awkward doing anything relating to promotion... 020
Reposted by Dad WaffleZombean @zombean.bsky.social · 23/07/2026P@treon Reward Fresh milk delivery from Dallawan 🍼 4940215
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Love a big dom top with a fat ass, especially when their ass shape like a big ol' heart ❤️ 180
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When my homie kiss me as a joke so I kiss him 100+ time with lipsticks on to stain his face 270
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026HELP ME, SEXY HIMBO AT THE BEACH!! HELP!! I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH ON MY TONGUE!!! QUICK!! HELP ME!! PEE IN MY MOUTH!! OR I'LL DIE!!! HELP MEEEE!!! PEE IN ME!!! OR I'LL DIE!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! PEE IN MY MOUTH, SEXY HIMBO!!! HELPP!!! OR I'LL DIE!!! PEE IN MEEEE!!!! 270
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Judge: You better not have any bias since you're participating... Me: Mmmm... Bi ass ☁️🤤❤️💞 0121
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Hey bro, can you check if I need a shower?" Oh yeah sure! *sniff* *sniff* Hm... *SNIFF* *SNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF* Oh yeah... *SNIFF* *SNIFFF* Mmhm~ *SSSSNNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* What was it again? *SNIFFF* 1120
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Call it Micro Chameleon where a Macro have to find bunch of Micros to grab and vore them (I'm totally not hiding inside the Macro's armpit) 030
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Session begins... *hump hump hump hump hump* *cums everywhere* 050
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Turning tops into mindless drone to be my portable sex toy and trophy >:3 070
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"Get a load of this guy" ❌ "Get this guy's load" ✅ 160
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026And if the world wants us to burn, we'll join the stars and watch it turn. 020
Dad Waffle @waffletheo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026There are t-two wolves inside me...Hnmfffmm... Thr-three now... Mmmfffhfhm... F-Four... Mmmmfuuuuuuckkk... Hhnnngh!!! H-hah... Hah... M-More...! 1100