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WaffleSlapper

@waffleslapper.poetica.dev
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Wannabe game developer, hobbyist model maker, and maker of things. Currently 1v1ing my ADHD. Twitch: www.twitch.tv/waffleslapper Portfolio: stevegreendesign.com Tags: #IndieDev #GameDev #Twitch #Satisfactory #StarRupture

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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 1h
Early and short-ish stream today. We're back in StarRupture now that I'm not sick! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #AIOptedOut
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 01/10/2026
An edit of the Netflix default account logo to look like the Thinking emoji.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 28/09/2026
Homemade barbecue wings (well, drumsticks really), and rewatching Summer Wars for the first time in like 10 years. Not a bad way to spend a sick weekend, I think! Wings came out decent, but I didn't have enough sauce, so the flavor was light. I had forgotten just how FUN Summer Wars was!
A picture of 7 drumsticks on a foil-lined pan. The drumsticks are cooked golden brown and covered in bbq sauce.The promotional cover art for the 2009 anime movie Summer Wars. Natsuki is seen front-and-center along a grassy path holding a japanese battle flag. Her family, and Kenji, can be seen posed in the background. Green mountains and trees can be seen in the distance.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 21/09/2026
Unless he's a dragon, in which case that's American Dragon Jake Long
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 21/09/2026
The result of today's #StarRupture stream: Turning 16 Sulfur nodes into 8 drone ports full of Sulfuric Acid (3840/min in, 1920/min out), as well as SO much finagling bug turrets (stay in the hole, dangit!). We raided @cupohjoe.bsky.social after 6.5 hours of streaming, and I am HUNGY. #Twitch
A screenshot from StarRupture. A factory can be seen on a green hillside. From bottom left to top right: a square wall covered in pillars and turrets around a spooky monolith with floating pieces, 16 Cargo Receiver ports in a 4x4 square, 3 Helium Extractors, a big Cooling Tower, 3 furnaces, 4 rows of 1 furnace leading into 4 Pressurizers each. Each of the 4 rows is leading into 8 Cargo Dispatchers in the far background. Everything is connected by a chaotic network of rails.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 20/09/2026
Bathe us in sulfuric acid. More #StarRupture starts now! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #AIOptedOut
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 19/09/2026
To whoever at work decided to cable the server rack I just spent 8 hours redoing with 20ft cables for 4-goddamn-foot runs with the cables routed THROUGH AND AROUND each other, and then release that shit to the co-lo so I had to cable-manage without unplugging things: #IT #Servers
The Liam Neeson "Taken" meme, with the caption: "I will find you, and I will call you names".
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 17/09/2026
We've gone from Passion Projects and Labors of Love to Passionless Projects and Laborious LLMs. Why the hell would you use AI to do a project FOR you? There's no satisfaction in that! Certainly no more than the same instantaneous low-grade satisfaction one gets from "fun sized" candies! #GameDev
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 13/09/2026
Upgrades, people! Upgrades! Going live with StarRupture right now! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #AIOptedOut
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 06/09/2026
Checking out the StarRupture Quality Of Life Update today on stream! Lots of very good changes! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #AIOptedOut #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 06/09/2026
An edit of the OP's photo with the added text: "Errrm, he's RIGHT behind me, isn't he" and an additional panel zoomed in on the blurry cacodemon statuette in the background.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 04/09/2026
Or does he?!
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 04/09/2026
RIP Noah can't hear now.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 03/09/2026
An image macro depicting Hank Green on a colorful background and wearing a flannel shirt. His head is cocked to the side slightly.

The image text reads:

UNDIETS

YOUR COKE
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 28/08/2026
Uh... bluesky? You feelin' alright? I don't have any new messages, let alone 30+, lol.
A snippet from the Notifications tab of Bluesky. The bell icon has an overlayed "30+" indicator.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 23/08/2026
Trying out some mods for #StarRupture today! Join the Breakfast Club live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #FactoryGames
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 20/08/2026
An image macro of K-2SO from Star Wars: Rogue One reaching down towards the camera, the camera is looking up towards K-2SO and the sky. It reads: "Congratulations! You have been selected to try new AI features! Do not resist"
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 17/08/2026
A trillion thanks to @cupohjoe.bsky.social for this piece of my #Battletech OC! After 12 months in the Bezos Mines, my 1-Year Sub Square is now complete! I absolutely love it, and you should totally subscribe to this Sentient Pompadour posthaste! #Art #OC
A pixel art scene of a BattleTech Marauder with a character sitting on top of it. The Marauder has a gunmetal grey and gold livery, an orange canopy, and a shoulder-mounted cannon on the far edge. Several panels on the Marauder are open, exposing wires and internals. The character is wearing an orange and yellow jumpsuit and glasses, has dark-brown hair, and is holding a steaming coffee mug and a tablet. The character is looking at the tablet, and is seated on one of the shoulders of the Marauder with one leg extended and one leg cocked. A metal and orange wrench is propped up between the shoulder and the canopy fairing.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 13/08/2026
I got Kindness followed by Determination, with Patience being lowest. AuDHD goes brr I suppose, lol. "You've stuck with things long after they stopped being good for you, because quitting felt like betrayal" stabbed me in the feckin' soul, oof.
A picture from the below linked quiz. The result is a green heart that says "Kindness (GREEN SOUL · #00C000)". Below that, it says: "No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel.
*A clear result, but not a lopsided one: determination is right behind it by 7.9 points."

"Your full spread
Kindness: 78%
Determination: 71%
Justice: 69%
Integrity: 37%
Perseverance: 29%
Patience: 22%

50% is neutral. Above it you leaned toward that virtue, below it you leaned away."
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 12/08/2026
"If it was opt-in, nobody would opt in." AND WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS, MIKE?
An image of @hbomberguy tearing through a wall, a still frame from the commonly-posted "SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? F*CKING AQUAMAN?!" meme.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 09/08/2026
Shout out to that time I was trying to make a fog bank effect in Unity and started throwing random normal maps into a Lit Particle material and accidentally ended up with something from Annihilation. #IndieDev #Unity
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 04/08/2026
Downplay a book or a movie
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 01/08/2026
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 27/07/2026
@bekyamon.bsky.social is PRECISELY who I was thinking of! Thank you!
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 26/07/2026
We got through Sulfuric Acid, now we can actually progress! StarRupture starts now with the Breakfast Club! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 24/07/2026
Me when introducing my friends to my other friends (lovingly).
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 23/07/2026
I've got just the brainrot for this.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 20/07/2026
The results of today's stream with @salacommander.bsky.social: Sulfuric Acid is FINALLY complete, and we're making 960 of it a minute! Next time, we can finally make Turbines, which unlocks Laser Drills, which allows us to ACTUALLY PROGRESS FOR ONCE! :D #StarRupture #Twitch
A screenshot from the game StarRupture. It depicts a factory built on a grass and rock hillside. Platforms cover much of the hill, but some greenery shows through here and there. From left to right: A cooling tower ("Base Core") slightly cut off of the image, a habitat behind it, two spherical "Helium Extractors", a raised platform with 8 cubic "Cargo Receivers" and 4 "Cargo Dispatchers", 8 towering "Pressurizers" in the background, and a lower platform with 32 "Furnaces" making various items, all linked together with a rail network.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 19/07/2026
Something something factories. Something something nuclear hellfire. StarRupture starts now with the Breakfast Club! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #StarRupture #Twitch
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 15/07/2026
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 15/07/2026
BIRTHDAY
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 12/07/2026
Back online and getting nuked by the sun! Playing StarRupture and gushing about GDQ! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #StarRupture #Twitch
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 27/06/2026
Heyo, anyone who reads this: Please be aware, there's an attack going around #Discord, where one of your friends will ping you out of the blue asking you to play modded #Minecraft for "a friend's birthday" or whatever. The mods will have an infostealer payload and yoink your accounts. Be safe!
A screenshot from Discord with the Username and Avatar cropped out. It demonstrates a common social engineering attack to get the user to download an infected Minecraft mod.

It reads: "so one of my friends who’s a minecraft builder has been designing a city for a few months and her birthday is coming up soon so we wanted to surprise her with a video in the city with a bunch of people basically i was wondering if you’d like to join the server we’re hosting it on and be part of the video it’ll only take like 5 10 minutes and it would make her really happy"
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 26/06/2026
A version of the "Leave the [x] alone" meme; a man wielding two knives/swords, glasses, and the caption "LEAVE THOSE PEAS ALONE".
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 21/06/2026
What's behind Door Number 1? Find out today on StarRupture with the Breakfast Club! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #StarRupture #Twitch
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 17/06/2026
Now increase them!
An image of a war reenactor firing a musket. There is an absurd amount of smoke in the background and a fire plume coming out of the muzzle of the musket.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 15/06/2026
Oh lawd! 300?!
A screencap of Bluesky's profile banner. On it is shown WaffleSlapper's profile name and stats. It shows 300 followers and 200 following, underneath a humorous incredulous face and the caption "WAT".
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 07/06/2026
Happy 6/7 day! Now that the festivities are done, let's pop back into StarRupture and see what the patch has done! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 02/06/2026
Uh, fuckin' whatnow? I realize that I'm well overdue for getting off of Twitter, I'm literally just there because there's a crapton of artists who refuse to come over here because of the god-awful automod stuff. But I got this the MOMENT I hit "retweet" on something. Perhaps it IS time after all...
A screenshot from a Twitter "account suspension" email. It says:

"Hello WaffleSlapper,

Your account, Steeveeo91, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X [sic] Rules.

Specifically, for:

Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors.

You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X [sic].

Note that if you attempt to evade a suspension by creating new accounts, we will suspend your new accounts. If you wish to appeal this suspension, please contact our support team.

If you have an active X Premium subscription, it will not be automatically canceled by X [sic]. To cancel your X [sic] Premium subscription, follow these instructions."
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 27/05/2026
What the heck even happened here, Kroger?
A picture of 4 sticks of butter on a countertop. The labels showing the measurements on where to cut the butter are WILDLY misaligned, with the "ruler" wrapping all the way around to the front face of each stick's wrapper.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 22/05/2026
Had to.
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 17/05/2026
StarRupture continues with the Breakfast Club! Also, T-minus 2 weeks until the Birthday Bash stream on the 31st! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #FactoryGames #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 10/05/2026
It's Mother's Day! Remember to call your mother figures! And then watch us build a factory under an exploding sun! StarRupture with the Breakfast Club starts now! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 05/05/2026
Not familiar with the creator, but this reply tells me about all I need to know:
A screenshot of a comment's section. The commenter "aardema_music" posts, "Better help ad was not it my guy". Anthony Fantano replies "@aardema_music, it's ok. it's just one time."
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 03/05/2026
It feels like the sun is exploding in real life, so let's head back to StarRupture to build a factory while it does! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 26/04/2026
For the first time in a long time, VRChat Map Dev stream! Working on a magicky island thingy for @uneditedbear.bsky.social and @freecoyote.bsky.social! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #VRChat #GameDev #VRCRP
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 19/04/2026
The Breakfast Club hops back into StarRupture Update One, with a quick sidequest to check out the Basis Load Test! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 12/04/2026
Update One is here! More map to explore and ziplines to play with! Back in StarRupture with the Breakfast Club! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper #Twitch #StarRupture
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 09/04/2026
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WaffleSlapper @waffleslapper.poetica.dev · 07/04/2026
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