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Cumshot Corneas

@wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social

12 followers 25 following 40 posts

Local tr4nny yells at sky, this is my shitpostingest social :3

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Giving her head with peanut butter, call that the George Washington Kirk(ver) 🥜

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not to be a contrarian but white people have never made a worthwhile soup and that’s a hill I’m ready to die on

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Womb tattoo of the free smells sign from jimmy johns

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"im bassically covering my nails in swedish fish"

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Did you know my body is a machine that turns your piss into my piss?!?!!? Hydrate so I can hydrate!"

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“Can I suck your d*ck so it tastes like malort for the next person?” -someone at camp

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"I want a dick so big you can fit a monster can in there like a sound”

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So… what’s your favorite slur?

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The birds work for the bourgeois but the orcas work for the people

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Shordy got so low she was 6 feet under 💀

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My new detransition goal is Big Brother from 1984

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Chugging your gender fluid till you’re agender and I’m pangender 🍻

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fucking my abdl gf and as I’m about to slide it in I say “here comes the airplane!” ✈️ It’s about 20% less bad than saying poggers, according to said gf

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Live Laugh Lactate

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Call me sloppenheimer cause I’m gonna go nuclear on your ass 💥

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

just hangin around :3

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Painted my first set of dudes :3

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

My gf just got the numbers of hours in a day and months in a year mixed up. I love this silly baddie so much 😂🥹🥰

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Last week I had sex with my gf. I played with my balisong before having sex, while it cleaned out its cute lil hole. I said “poggers” as I slid it in. And afterwards I made a fucking doug dimmadome reference.

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

You’re telling me Mozart Amadeus Bach, who’s been dead well over 20 years, is covering Radiohead???

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Frosted Flakes: when the Grindr dom is in a quantum superposition of cumming on you and ghosting you before you meet 🍆💦🥣

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

He who sows the fuck around reaps the find out 😩

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Guy said he can’t wear a condom or he’ll go into prophylactic shock 😦

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

“No worries babe I’m on prep” *takes truvada while she’s fucking me*

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

You’re telling me an old fashioned these oats?

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Call grimes’ ass the titanic the way it’s claimed at least one billionaire

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Passing out in the foothills from thinking about feet too hard

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Damn girl, is this pussy gluten free?

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Drag Name: Anna Phylactic

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Angostura bitters in Metamucil

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Running away from home to go join the greater Seattle polycule wish me luck!

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

i drive a Toyota Estradiolla

Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Neeeeeeed a T4T fanfic about Forrest Gump 😭😭

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I love when bitches monologue in porn, like go off on that soliloqueef babe 😍😍

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Cumshot Corneas @wafflehouseat3am.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Estradiolla deez nuts

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