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Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: A House of Dynamite (2025). The only thing more terrifying than a nuclear strike is that the American response will prioritise suicide over the perception of weakness.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: The Midnight Sky (2020). It feels like this was meant to be a series but didn't have much content. So instead they made a movie without much direction.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have never experienced a purer form of irony than this conversation i just had in a Final Fantasy 14 party.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Serpico (1973). This movie aged like fine wine, but whoever dressed Al Pacino stole the show. His outfits deserve their own tier list.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Sinners (2025). This is the movie Tarantino wishes he had the soul to make.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: The Monkey (2025). The quality was consistent throughout and the film was excessive without being insistant. One of the freshest horror flicks I've seen in years.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Unabomber (2026). Delusions of grandeur, pathological victimhood, derivative intellectualism, and deeply -DEEPLY- unimaginative. I have long regarded Kaczinski as the archetype of the modern conservative man.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can't figure out if it's the misrepresentation of history or the misunderstanding of science, but something about 3 Body Problem really rubs me the wrong way. It reminds me of The Mentalist showcasing an uneducated person's idea of what a smart person looks like. It's the Ben Shapiro of TV.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In 2003, Barbara Streisand tried to sue a website to remove an image of her Malibu mansion. Before the lawsuit, the image had been downloaded six times. The extra attention drew over 420,000 people to the website that month. This was the first recorded case of the Mackelmore Effect.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anyone else half expecting Ed Sheeran to whip out the ukelele?

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: We Bury the Dead (2025). In the end, the only monsters are the things we leave undone. But also Americans... and men.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

1337 is 67 for boomers

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: On The Line (2022). Bad doesn't do it justice. Liking this movie is a litmus test for going zero contact.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Listening to Hakeem Jeffries speak fills me with hope that there is a whiteboard somewhere with the words "some ideas" underlined twice.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Movies reviewed in 25 words or less: Song Sung Blue (2025). I adored it. Now I must find and watch the documentary it was based on.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: The Whisper Man (2026). Big Silence of the Lambs vibes. The closing scene insults the audience's intelligence, but that's basically a Hollywood tradition at this point.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Reviewing moves in 25 words or less: His House (2020). Sometime knowing the scary bit is coming only makes it scarier. This is a whole-body scary movie experience.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Conclave (2024). This visual feast of a flick shows the election of popes is virtually indistinguishable from reality TV. Including the deeply sexually frustrated contestants.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: The Killer (2023). This international murder rampage is brought to you by Amazon, Hertz car rentals, and copious amounts of self-soothing denial.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Guy Ritchie's The Covenant (2023). Weird buddy cop premise. Neo-Cons ate with this one.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Rviewing movies in 25 words or less: Contagion (2011). Extremely conservative-coded with a sickly liberal delivery. This movie was engineered in a lab to leave a bad taste in my mouth.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Higher Learning (1995). Peak.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Take Shelter (2011). This could have been a beautiful film about how mental illness affects families. Until the ending invalidated the whole message. Disappointing and infuriating.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Platoon (1986). As the quality of war movies rises, the quality of pyrotechnics often decreases. This looks like a budget fireworks display. One of the best.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There's a point in every longterm D&D campaign where you become too powerful for the Monster Manual so you start fighting manifestations of the DM's abstract philosophical fugue state.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We are so back with our longest video to date. Available in 12 hours. #dnd

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: 15 Minutes (2001). Everything about this flick is overbearing, like someone watched Taxi Driver and was like "too subtle". The score deserves mention but defies description.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: The End of the Tour (2015). I legitimately can't tell if this movie expertly walks the line between relatable and pretentious, or if I just relate to it because I'm pretentious.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Joy Ride (2001). Such a weird era of film, where recognisable tropes are the marker of quality. Like audiences only want to feel cynically smarter than their TV.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Due Date (2010). Middle-American stereotype of New York goes on roadtrip with Middle-American stereotype of Hollywood. Both get their ass beat by Middle America.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: The Fan (1996). Hauntingly underrated performance by DeNiro. This is the movie Joker (2019) wishes it was. Among the last good 90s movies preceding a decade of trash.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

How long would it hypothetically take one person with infinite sock puppet accounts creating, upvoting, and commenting on their own posts to convince all AI learning programs that the answer to every question is cheese-related? Asking for a friend.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Field of Dreams (1989). 80s movies: No money all hope. 90s movies: All money no hope. It's nice to remember the good ol' times.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Striking Distance (1993). The first twelve minutes are filmed immaculately. The next eighty are completely ham-fisted. An instant cult classic.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: A Time to Kill (1996). Handles southern racism with all the nuance of a CNN panel. Sure the KKK are evil, but have you considered that the NAACP have money?

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Reviewing movis in 25 words or less: The Sum of All Fears (2002). Big 90s vibes; when else would they dare write Jack Ryan as a pencil-pushing nerd? Not even nearly trashy enough for 2000s cinema.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Glory (1989). I totally forgot my GOAT Denzel was in this. Man's talent and presence is mesmerising. Star studded lineup and he still mogs the camera.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less: Finding Forrester (2000). Much like the protagonist, this movie fumbles both penalty shots in overtime. I can't believe how close it was to being good.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

made this while queuing as a healer in ffxiv

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"Bread and Circuses" doesn't work without the bread.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Another beautiful winter morning

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less. Apex (2026) At first glance, it's about grief. But it's Australian, so it's actually about isolation and the land itself. I don't make the rules.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Reviewing movies in 25 words or less The Cost (2022) Men would rather destroy multiple lives than go to therapy.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Reviewing movies in 20 words or less. Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) Director says: "Since you freaks missed the message last time around, let me spell it out real super simple."

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The best way to prove your work is not AI generated is to mention the downsides of AI within it.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"Old mate" is a uniquely Australian pronoun used in place of a third person personal pronoun (he, she, they) to denote the person from a previous context. "You know how John moved to the Gold Coast? Well Billy went to Bondi yesterday and he ended up running into old mate."

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"AI is the future!" they declare, reading from their AI-written script.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Telling a short person to stop being aggressive is like telling a fish to stop drowning.

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

When did Predatory Gym Memberships become the industry standard?

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Vykos @vykos.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I just submitted a university essay where I described the coronation of Charlemagne as "the poor self-control of a licentious pope as he prematurely erupted his papal oils over the fuming warlord" and I'm not sure if I'm gonna get marked down for the phrasing but also - worth it.

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