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Vwtifuljoe

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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Orc saying "look's like theme weeks back on the menu, boys!"
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ruger hauer's 'tears in the rain' monologue from Blade Runner
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
To understand Active Directory, you have to understand clocks. To understand clocks, you have to understand Time itself
Kronos, the titan of time, from Hades II
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Join me rowdy. It will be glorious! A vehicle you can pretty much fully service yourself!
A kei truck
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Get yourself one of these string winders, they really make the process a whole lot easier
An Ernie Ball branded string winder
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Darksiders 2
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A comic highlighting the absurdity of two men arguing over Star Wars. The first one says, "Midicholrians are canon," pointing to a book. The second man says, "Midichlorians are bullshit." The first man says, "It's a movie about a space wizard and his robot friends." and closes the book. The second man yells, "It's art.", and pulls out a knife
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Positive persuasion
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Monkey D. Luffy beating us all to the punch by like 20 years
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Get yourself ine of these peg winders. Really helps
An Ernie Ball branded peg winder
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Look at this absolute unit. You are goddamn right I want to learn the concertina
Official artwork of Kass, from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Scene from Futurama Tales of Interest anthology episode, with Nichele Nichols saying "Something is wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." while Fry and Gary Gygax look on
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
But you dont have to say any of that, because none of this is constructive criticism. At any point, in any way shape or form. Even just framing this as adjacent to constructive criticism gives them a pathway to legitimacy that is totally not valid, at all full stop
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Reads without context and imagines the rad team:
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This quattro
The conjoined twins Quatro and George from the movie Total Recall
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"Sorry for making you do part of your job!" *Riley with the growing mound of small business admin work threatening to topple over him like trash from an overstuffed room in a cartoon*: "Believe me, this isn't work!"
Matthew McConaughey taking a long drag on a cigarette, while seemingly trying to comprehend and process traumatic events
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ralph wiggum saying "i saw the trans with the trans and the trans looked at me" to his parents
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It gets better
Gummz, a person known for grifting the gaming community for money for his "game", shares an article with the headline "Assassin's Credd Shadows isn't the hit Ubisoft "desperately needs," analyst says", while the Assassin's Creed twitter account replies to Gummz that their game is actually out.
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The worst person you know
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The question then is which game would it play, and this the answer is
Box art for the game Blinx The TimeSweeper, which features Blinx the cat holding a time vacuum in an alleyway
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
You should, but only if they have this set up everywhere
Two goals for the game Kanjam, where the objective is to throw a Frisbee towards a can with an open top so a partner can knock the Frisbee in to score points. A slot is on the front  that is worth more points
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This is fucking gross of you @wired.com "Not naming because of their ages." Get the fuck outta here. They aren't minors and are occupying high-level positions in the federal government.
According to the same sources, other people at the top of the new OPM food chain include two people with apparent software engineering backgrounds, whom WIRED is not naming because of their ages. One, a senior adviser to the director, is a 21-year-old whose online résumé touts his work for Palantir, the government contractor and analytics firm cofounded by billionaire Peter Thiel, who is its chair. (The former CEO of PayPal and a longtime Musk associate, Thiel is a Trump supporter who helped bankroll the 2022 Senate campaign of his protégé, Vice President JD Vance.) The other, who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024, according to a mirrored copy of an online résumé and his high school's student magazine; he lists jobs as a camp counselor and a bicycle mechanic among his professional experiences, as well as a summer role at Neuralink, Musk's brain-computer interface company.
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Cookie gas, eh?
Bender with a pipe, threatening you
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Vwtifuljoe @vwtifuljoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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