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100100 years old I'm a programmer in the games industry by trade and for fun I make chippy braindance music artist profile: @encryptedwhispers.bsky.social she/her, væ/væm profile pic by @khalanaika.bsky.social
![From Wikipedia: In June 2019, Sheeran made his debut appearance in an advertisement for Heinz Tomato Ketchup.[273] A lifelong fan of the product—he has it with everything from fish and chips to his morning sausage "butty" to upmarket dinners, carries a bottle on tour, and has a Heinz Ketchup tattoo on his arm—he put forward an idea he had written for their next TV campaign, and the company responded.[273][274] A representative from Heinz stated that "1/3 of @HEINZ Instagram posts include people mentioning or tagging Ed, dating all the way back to 2014".[275] Poking fun at people who turn their nose up at those who ask for ketchup in fancy restaurants, the advert sees him walking into a "super posh" restaurant while narrating the message he had sent to the company. As the other wealthy diners look on in horror at the sight of a ketchup bottle, he flips the bottle, bangs it against his hand to budge the ketchup and smothers it all over his food. The company released a limited edition ketchup product known as Ed Sheeran X Heinz ketchup, also known as "Heinz Edchup".[273]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rqvco35cqajhtcgxogtwtvzz/bafkreih657jt5bimgevy6snbniujdwqjf3qjccbpl4k2dazvgquejixcwa)
![Teenage dysphoria bingo. All highlighted unless noted.
very secretive, doesn't like parents to know what they're doing, no matter what it is
often physically uncoordinated and weak, clumsy
loves any kind of transformation themes in media
attempts to or wants to crossdress
very sensitive, known as a crybaby, shy and quiet
doesn't mind or even likes it when they get mistaken for a girl
hates playing competitive sports and being in situations with a strong male dominance hierarchy
retreats into fantasy (incl. sci-fi) worlds and daydreams often
gets anxiety in gym changing rooms, hides chest with towel after showers
very obedient and well-behaved, does whatever parents or teachers tell them to do
doesn't really act or think they act "gay", but others suspect they are
hates getting their hair cut
first masturbates in prone position, anal, or other unorthodox manners (ie. not "stroking")
bullied or ostracized by their peers
very closely attached to their mothers
teen attempts at hyper-masculine behavior to fix themselves, often results in failure and/or depression [not highlighted]
"gifted kid" that eventually burns out, thinks school achievements will give them a socially acceptable purpose
tries to watch girly cartoons in secret but is mortified of being caught watching them [not highlighted]
hates mirrors and being photographed
confused by e-female dynamics and dating once their peers start partaking in it
unkempt appearance, lack of personal grooming, wears the same usually baggy clothes for years
doesn't understand normative male sexuality and attraction as seen in their peers or media
develops a phobia/anxiety of girls as they get older [not highlighted]
their "crushes" on girls involve imagining being them more than anything else, or just trying to befriend them
plays as a girl in games/has a girl persona online, or wishes to [not highlighted]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rqvco35cqajhtcgxogtwtvzz/bafkreibewzsxj5xzaboqolrjjjzxhw4utdwlkgu2scwmcj53vj2me24mhe)
