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@vulpesvulp.es
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Teal (He/Him) | 🐾 Foxy Doozer - 📷 Camera User - 🎧 Music Peruser - 💻 Computer Abuser | Taken by the cutest wuff ❤ | Website: vulpesvulp.es

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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 30/08/2026
A real, organic Street Pass for the first time in yearssss! 😍
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 06/10/2025
Had such a blast watching Art d'Ecco playing in Leeds last night!
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 05/09/2025
Ordered a McPlant but this may be taking the piss a bit
A McPlant with a bite taken, sitting deconstructed in the box.
It consists only of the bun, sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, and cheese.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 28/08/2025
The one and only Lovelace, in the flesh. Right here. Right on. Right now.
Lovelace, a Rockhopper penguin from the movie Happy Feet. 

The front of his torso and underside of his wings are covered with white feathers, with black feathers on his head and back. 

He has a dark orange beak, yellow eyebrows, and spiky yellow feathers extending from above the brow.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 28/08/2025
Ayy I got the same! Now I need to go find out about Beastieball.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 25/07/2025
Used to have this on the wall at an old job. Perhaps it should be a part of the curriculum.
"How VPN works"
A man is consuming a beverage through a straw routed via mouth proxy to a coconut endpoint.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 25/07/2025
UK gov learning about the Streisand Effect in real time 🤭
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 06/05/2025
Once again I am massively distracted by an in-game photo mode
Arthur "cowpoke" Morgan rearing Graham the Horse in front of a 'Bank of Rhodes' mural.Low angle shot through the spokes of a wagon wheel showing Arthur and Graham on a leisurely stroll through Saint Denis.Arthur and Trelawny crossing the tramlines in Saint Denis.Arthur and Graham riding through a stream, a small birb flying past, underlined by the reflection in the water.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 31/03/2025
I bought a new tin of lighter fluid the other day, and it came from exactly the same batch as the tin I'd bought years ago over in Manchester. What are the chances? 🤯
The bottom of two tins of lighter fluid, bought years apart, showing the same batch number and date of manufacture.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 13/02/2025
Where does the Qualta Blade come in? 😁
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 27/01/2025
Playing Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth atm and it's an absolute blast, but the sound effects on the karaoke are killing me 😂
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 04/01/2025
Me when I have packages that need upgrading
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 10/12/2024
Bit late on my Spotify Wrapped this year, but here it is ☺️
My 2024 Spotify Wrapped card.
59,968 mins listened.

Top Artists:
1) Friday Pilots Club
2) The Pale White
3) Nothing But Thieves
4) Said The Whale
5) HIMALAYAS

Top Songs:
1) SIMPLE (feat. IDKH) - De'Wayne 
2) GLOOMTOWN BRATS - IDKH
3) Day Job - Jayden Seeley
4) Power Trip - LEAP
5) UnAmerican - Said The Whale
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 05/12/2024
Had a wonderful couple of days exploring York with my birthday boy ❤️ @builtbyaxel.bsky.social
Me and the wuff shortly before demolishing a fucking amazing steak!

There's also a lovely red wine and skin-on fries, though I'm a lightweight and required assistance finishing my glass.

The flat iron grill was visible directly behind where we were seated - smellable too.Axel being sentenced to death for stealing sheep.
Also, he's apparently 42 and French.A chonky squirrel hanging out on a low branch in the museum gardens.

I'd tried to summon some with the magical arm wave but they all seemed preoccupied by either food, or burying food.An afternoon shot along the River Ouse.
The row of buildings are bathed in the early sunset glow and reflected in the water.

There were lots of gulls flying around and shitting, we fortunately avoided any stray fire.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 04/12/2024
If you see this, post an album cover with a car (truck, motorcycle, tractor) on it.
The album cover for Feeder's 1999 sophomore album, Yesterday Went Too Soon. 

There is a white banner along the top featuring the tracklist, with the remaining cover taken up by a grainy film picture. It depicts an old black car driving along a gravel road, full of puddled potholes, with a field in the background - the artist and album name are written in bold font along the top third of the image, alternating black/white, respectively. 

The image was taken on the site of RAF Ash in Kent shortly after it was decommissioned, and is the work of Rick Guest whose portfolio includes shots for Roachford, Depeche Mode, Jamiroquai, Simply Red, among plenty others.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 20/11/2024
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek Somebody already beat me to Moya, but in all honesty Talyn is cooler 😁
The Leviathan ship, Talyn, from Farscape.

His body is tapered at the front with an elongated tail towards the back.
Two narrow wings jut out from either side, extending along the length of the main hull.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 19/11/2024
Drop your lockscreen 🎨 @angiewolf.bsky.social
A screenshot of my lockscreen, the wallpaper art commissioned by my boyfriend showing our fursonas embracing in a hug against a contrasty grey background.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 15/11/2024
I'm about to witness an assault
A screenshot of a Jira board, having just reached ticket number 20000 the nerds with numerical OCD are now scrapping as to who gets to claim it
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 06/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on, with no explanation
A kettle full of hot dogs, the lid adjar and the sausage ends protruding from the jug orifice.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 30/10/2024
Long overdue, bye Felicia 👋
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 28/10/2024
Wanted to remind myself what colour mauve was then I came across this handy chart
"40+ shades of mauve", all of which are completely different colours.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 26/10/2024
OH NO I DID IT AGAIN
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 26/10/2024
1: I distinctly remember playing this on my dad's Dreamcast as a kid – didn't have a clue what I was doing at the time of course. I still go back and play this on occasion and it STILL holds up imo. Revolutionary for the time as well as being the precursor to the much loved PGR series!
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 26/10/2024
Never do these thread things, let's have a go 😁
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 24/09/2024
As my colleague calls it, "Overly Complex Battle Arena 3™️" Those broken Lucky Seven combos are sooo satisfying!
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #459,818!
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 17/09/2024
New laptop, new keyboard, new record 😁
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 16/09/2024
New work laptop or nuclear football?
A photograph of a chonky black pelicase, the edges scuffed and worn. Instructions for the combo lock are taped to the top.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 12/06/2024
RIPPPP
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 12/06/2024
Unplugged my mouse about 10 minutes ago, this thing is so cooked 😂
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 02/05/2024
Am I doing this thing right?
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 21/04/2024
"The name's Terry Tibbs!"
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 30/03/2024
Anybody know what this new button does? Can't tell if it adds people to some sort of friend list or literally just toggles the suggestions - if the latter, it seems an odd place for it.
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 29/01/2024
Warming-up for a busy day - my fingers are on fire
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 07/10/2023
*cough*
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Teal 🦊 @vulpesvulp.es · 10/08/2023
Google are so ad obsessed, the Play Store just suggested Firefox above their own browser 😂
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