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he / him 30's ADHD Host of Table for Two: media.rss.com/table-for-two-pod1/fe… Patreon: patreon.com/tablefortwopod Writer: vulpesvalentine.blog

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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 7h
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 9h
If you're mean to me this is literally who you're being mean to
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in time for spooky season, come check out our AP of Lycantree, a werewolf family history game! rss.com/podcasts/tab...
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Bonus Episode - Lycantree | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game to learn, play, and discuss, so feel free to follow along...
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HALLOWEEN MONTH BEGINS
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HYPE
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October starts tomorrow. Thinking of a new handle for spooky season. Current fave: Skullpes Valentine 💀
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I forgot to post it here, but I recorded a quick update about Table for Two! rss.com/podcasts/tab...
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Quick Announcement - Bonus Episodes, Scheduling, and Season Two News | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game to learn, play, and discuss, so feel free to follow along...
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For anyone who is interested, my review of Control: Resonant is as follows: Remedy makes the most incredible 7.5/10 games out there. I think I overall enjoyed this more than the first game, but found it a bit bloated and the combat is fun and flashy but ultimately repetitive and gets really stale.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely a day of struggling with rather than embracing my ADHD, but at least I finished Control: Resonant and remembered to reply to messages in a timely manner.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem with me designing games is that I love bits. I want to do bits. I want the book to be full of bits. Someone please stop me from doing bits.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is officially flannel weather, folks 🍂
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These tempura brussel sprouts are incredible
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ramen and Resident Evil 🍜 + 🧟‍♂️ = 👍🏻
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Table for... ONE?! rss.com/podcasts/tab...
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Solo Sessions - Underneath | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
While we wait for some scheduling madness to end, join Vulpes on a solo journey through Seb Pines' "Underneath"!Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop ...
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Janet Ghoulcia (on Vacation 🇯🇵) @gameonysus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Control Patch Notes: "Janet was right and isn't a bitch actually."
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Adam Bell @adambell.games · 23/09/2026
Save the date: The Locked Room Murder Mystery Game is coming to kickstarter on October 20th! Follow along so you don't miss it: www.kickstarter.com/projects/adamebell/the-locked-room-murder-mystery-game
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing tons of praise and lots of disappointment for Control: Resonant. Having played 4 or so hours at this point, I feel somewhere in the middle. HOWEVER The sound design is unimpeachable. It's jaw-dropping.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just had a sneeze so big it felt final. Like, remember this feeling, bucko, it's the last one you're getting.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dopamine? That thing you get from hitting the block button? Yeah, I know it.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a silly goofy bear-seek-seek-lest kinda mood
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I see reviewers I trust disagreeing on the quality of a game/film/book I jump for joy, because that tells me that there is enough material present in the work to support vastly differing experiences/reactions.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People who use AI to "create art" are so deeply sad to me. You want the supposed glory of being CALLED an artist, of being able to pretend yourself to be an artist, but you lack any interest in art. What a hollow existence.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Vacation, for me, has one major drawback I miss my widdle kitty cat
A screenshot from an snl sketch where an astronaut misses his "widdle kitty cat"
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think he'd wonder why I still haven't watched Nausicaa Valley of the Wind, the first blu-ray I ever bought...
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey folks, no Table for Two this week and there might be a slight hiatus due to some scheduling conflicts and us gearing up for our ambitious season 2 plans. Will update when new stuff arrives!
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been feeling the inspiration and motivation again, so I'm back to working on two game projects!
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They fired so many artists over this too. People who helped make the game iconic were tossed out on the street because the Slop Faucet could do it "decent enough". If you still play Fortnite, you're funding the hyper-acceleration of AI replacing Artists in Gaming
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 17/09/2026
I think enough time has passed to finally talk about Star Wars Zero Company's [spoiler] moment: aftermath.site/star-wars-zero...
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Delicious vegan sausage is the highlight of this pasta
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reading on the back patio while a thunderstorm rages across the open sky of the yawning desert. Wake up cacti and rattlesnake spirals, the time for stillness has ended.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck it here's 3000 words on Zero Company remapradio.com/articles/zer...
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How to Tell a True Star Wars Story: Zero Company Review
Crossing no man's land in a galaxy far, far away.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It only took ten years... but I finally found a copy 🥳
A nintendo ds copy of final fantasy tactics advance 2
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cartoons really led me to believe that dynamite was easily obtainable
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol what a worm
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Discovered a sick RPG store while on vacation. Hell yeah.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That "ah-ha!!" moment in game design > anything
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been meaning to check this out!
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 13/09/2026
with Band of Blades back in the TTRPG collective imaginary, may I recommend OATHSWORN, a complete Band of Blades actual play set in an original world? Eldritch skies, body horror, political infighting, comedic interludes - we've got it all. oathswornpodcast.com
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OATHSWORN
A Band of Blades Actual Play Podcast
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kabb out here looking like a drunk uncle who just found out you vote democrat
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hawks in #ZeroCompany could so easily have been played by Timothy Olyphant. He's such a Justified coded character.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My role in the friend group is the guy who hears a song in public/a movie and says the name of the song and the artist out loud for no fucking reason.
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scare-ah 👻 @sarahmillswrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here’s my poem in Whale Road Review. Link in comments 🫶
Run-on (noun)
I always think about that walk I took years ago through a Boston cemetery it was peaceful the headstones were like museum artifacts sprawling is how I describe it when I tell the story I cried on the steps of a mausoleum thinking about how all those people lived entire lives before I showed up to the party carrying boxed rosé and a container of store-bought hummus when I got to Anne Sexton's grave the sky suddenly choked open and rain came pouring out back at the hotel I Googled how do astronauts pee in space what happens if there's a medical emergency on the ISS I wanted to know every distant and mildly uncomfortable fact I shivered to sleep in my soaking-wet clothes with the A.C. on full blast the next day as penance I purchased a copy of Anne Sexton's Live or Die from a used bookstore I feel that I should include the requisite nouns apparition / catacomb / gravedigger / columbarium / I keep moving so grief won't catch me I've left it behind so many times I've buried it under nouns eventually it will run out of breath see how small it looks from here just a little hand the size of a doll's reaching up from the ground—
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't believe in manifesting, but I do believe in stacking the odds, so: I would like to have more friends.
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Y'all this Emily Dickinson can WRITE. Bought this book on a whim and it turned out to be great!
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SKULL-pes Valentine @vulpesvalentine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The first sentence is my favorite part... get it? I mean it though.
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