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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

She’s a reptoid, like Grandma Slab.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let’s be real here! Draco Malfoy would be the character Incels simp for. Even though Lucius is way hotter.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let’s take a moment to pat ourselves on the back for making it past when Ray Bradbury thought we’d all be dead.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m willing to bet his wife’s meat drapes are also on the ballot.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let’s say you’re on a business trip, And you sleep with a gal who you suspect has The Drip! Grab a mini bottle from the mini fridge, And dip your mini cock in vodka and be rid of that bitch!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Crest got the Fashcon founder to sponsor their brand. #boycottcrest

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Diaper Dumpy shat on the wall! Diaper Dumpy stunk up the hall! One day he squeezed until he turned red! He fell off the toilet and then he was dead.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So like… was Madaraoluv2 ever a good artist, or was he just a shitscribbler that happened to also take hot selfies in a Legoshi fursuit?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh! Hey! You caught me in the middle of being slowly digested in a chimera’s snake stomach. Somehow I was unlucky enough to survive long enough to watch my flesh start to become scat. (Preview of a comic by @foxyoreos.bsky.social and @justanothermeal.bsky.social featuring a half-digested Noah.)

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When a Fred Trump and a Mary Ann MacLeod love each other at least a little bit, they bottom on Taco Tuesday! Nine months later, out pops a demon spawn!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Are we just going to ignore the fact that demon worshipper masquerading as a Jew stood in front of the UN and made a bomb threat to everyone in the room, before holding up a pager and making a threat to the American people?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Vigilante justice has officially become the only solution to deal with sex offenders.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I swear! They’re gonna find AIDS in the peanut butter next.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I got an adorable floofball from @fenmediary.bsky.social. Please go follow this super precious bean! He’s very cute and very talented!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m glad Brian Griffin mauled Stewie and Chris’ pet squirrel to shreds! I’m glad there’s a crybaby pedophile manchild on YouTube that was so traumatized by that episode that he cheches himself to sleep every night and dreams of a world where the cartoon squirrel comes back to life. It’s hilarious!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It’s interesting seeing how Terri Schaivo would look today if they never pulled the plug.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Muh daddy n’ I likes goin’ to West Virginia fuckin’ them farm animals!”

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bro probably thinks Zaslav is a democrat.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If I had a nickel for every horrible person on the internet with “Shad” in his name, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice, right?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Imagine being Jordan Peterson and ritualistically picking fights with a fictional character from a preschool show while allegedly also having a Ph.D. You’re bringing shame to your maternal grandmother whom you have cream dreams about.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social We’re a nation of very sick, very disturbed people.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I saw Coyote today. It was amazing. I actually enjoyed it more than The Day The Earth Blew Up.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you’re afraid of this picture! YOU’RE A PUSSY!!!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This statement has major “Santa Claus isn’t real! You were all mistakes!” energy.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

JK Skwerting just went full on Uwe Boll. Why do so many of these fascist hacks always resort to challenging their critics to fights?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Any democrat leader who seeks out common ground with MAGA is not a democrat. Dirty dealings make traitors, not leaders.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I promise everyone! I didn’t get fired from my job at the grocery store for calling Cookie Crisp “Chip the Wolf’s Cookies and Cum”.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just being in the warm water and imagining myself in a tum tum is absolutely divine.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Do you guys think JustinRPGs pants are about to explode with cum right now?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Why is Natalie Harp gooning in the trunk of his motorcade then?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Another tragic victim is claimed! Together, we can find a cure for AIDS! Artificial Intelligence Derangement Syndrome!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This post from the psycho bitch cat stabber has “I’m gonna cut my ear off to prevent World War II!” vibes.

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Testicle Man! Testicle Man! Size and the shape of a testicle man! Never kind to other man! Miserable man! Testicle Man!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Why does Lauren Boebert always look like the fuckin’ seahorse from SpongeBob?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ok. WTF do they give them for breakfast? A half-eaten yogurt with a balled up tissue in it? Our military budget is fucking useless!

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Could @hillaryclinton.bsky.social try not being the worst type of corporate democrat? For five minutes?

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Vulpes Ailurus @vulpesailurus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Thinking of making a site called PedoMap that has all the addresses of convicted and admitted predators on laid out on a nice map of the country.

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