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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mārama (2025) 4/5 A gothic revenge story with the true horrors of colonization — alongside compounding and inextricable force of misogyny — at its core. At times hard to watch, intentionally so. 4/5 as a horror film but an easy 4.5/5 for me as a movie in general.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
V/H/S (2012) 2/5 Found footage? Good. An abundance of gross men? Bad. And most of them dying didn’t even save it for me. Pretty run-of-the-mill anthology movie, but it got tiresome after the first two. I did like the makeup and prosthetics in the first story though.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Thing (1982) 4/5 I watched the 1950s film last year—this surpasses it in entertainment by a long shot IMO! Just a bunch of curmudgeons facing an alien parasite (and each other). Incredible VFX. I love the cook on rollerblades especially, as well as Kurt Russell’s large cowboy hat.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all I do is WIN
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
happy birthday to my fave ldpdl i love you and i wish better for you next season xoxoxoxox
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hellraiser (1987) 3.5/5 Freak 4 freak TO AN EXTREME!!!! I can see why this is a queer horror clsssic. I loved the prosthetics and makeup work in this, even if the lore didn’t feel super lived-in. Curious if it’s expanded upon in subsequent movies.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WELCOME TO SPOOKTOBER MOVIES WITH J: 2026 EDITION 👻🎃 These are the movies I’m aiming to watch throughout October. Only a few of them are rewatches. (I know, I’m a bad horror fan. I’M CATCHING UP!!!) I’ll rate ‘em in this thread!
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cast so hot. I can’t wait for yaga. I’ve never lost in my life Noah Reid acting next to all my fave people this year (and maybe this show will be bett—*gunshots*)
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
today is the 33rd anniversary of the x-files which I didn’t even realize as I’ve been plowing through my first rewatch in like 10 years …… i am midway through season one and boy ….. we used to be a proper country (prime time television)….. my PaRents!!!!
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
relapsed
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
s3 can’t take my joy just look at them. i moved in may and they finally have a home!!!
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i've been quoting this every day since i saw it. "how can one cope?" this is about a guy's hair mind you
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As for Connor that haircut is making everyone insane which is so funny but also it is objectively bad. Im hoping it’s Ilya’s depression buzz cut bc otherwise uhhhhh
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s ok they can put him in these. They must have the budget bc the ones from the vampire lestat cost $0
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sam keeps saying "the person lestat is most honest with is louis, the person whose opinion he cares most about is louis" ..... sir i would love to remain with you in loustat deluluville but he was NOT written like that this season lmao girl WHERE. not even toxic just SINISTER energy in ur main ship
lyrics from The Vampire Lestat song 'Big Bad Wolf':

"Stitched the initials on the backside of a ticket pocket?
This is an insane person
And I was Lelio, not Harlequin
And I would never say that about Claudia on the train
I would never, ever say that
You cancerous jackal"Transcript excerpt of The Vampire Lestat 3x04 "The Devil's Road" in which Lestat narrates Gabrielle's influence on his musical endeavors.

"What words did she conjure up to turn me and that bus back around, you ask?

"Hmm. I'll never do them justice.

"Instead, let me paraphrase a more eminent vampire caught in a similar situation.

"[clears throat] It is difficult to explain how her words disarmed me, how efficiently succinct and impenetrable her argument was.

"[laughing]"
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
reclaiming the cabbage slur one meme at a time cc @sarajo13.bsky.social
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
no you don't get the full context for this but i get to laugh about it
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i'm not gonna answer it bc i've learned over the years not to give people the satisfaction but damn lmao y'all are really mad about how sad i am about my favorite show, huh?
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
delicious flame con haul ..;;:.. this is my only con this year so I indulged. If I pretend s3 doesn’t exist I can still justify buying vampire fanart and there’s some good shit out there (including the louclaudia print from fruitgravy I’ve been wanting for YEARS atp, I’m so excited)
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
jacob anderson three apples tall. i would kill everyone and then myself for you.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for those keeping track at home: It’s been 3 weeks since the finale and I’m officially one of THOSE people who can’t let go
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am not immune to instagram ads. This will be the greatest shirt I’ll own in my lifetime
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m going to touch grass for the next few days, but this pretty much sums up. I will continue to support the actors on this project but as of rn I’m treating TVL as a separate show and kinda dropping it for now unless anybody answers for any of the shit I watched for 7 weeks. Be well xoxo
Excerpt from The Wrap interview with The Vampire Lestat showrunner Rolin Jones:

"’The idea of this 77-year relationship and the fact that Louis is just going to go play the victim card and say, 'Oh, you lied to me twice,' is like, 'Let me tell you what it was like living with you for 77 years,’ Jones explained. ‘Starting that kernel and letting that tree grow with him about how Armand will go about getting satisfaction for that.’”
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
these interviews and pics dropping all at once are tactics to use on a healed individual bc I’m trying to grieve my show here
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is a passive aggressive response to my post about the show and grief *from a mutual* so yeah I guess it really is on me lol
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
seeing this from a tumblr oomf after someone left a comment on my post that was largely about very real grief was the nail in the coffin for today lol
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i just had to get this out there. i am open to changing my opinion. i am open to finding new things to like on rewatch. but right now, this is where i'm at. www.tumblr.com/reticentvamp...
Screenshot of post from my blog reticentvampyr on tumblr, 1 of 2:

If you look at my posts on here and on Bluesky about Season 3 over the last several weeks, you can see I tried to go into this season with an open mind. I had a wonderful time at the TVL concert I was lucky enough to attend. I was loving the music. The trailers, the teaser clips. I was sold.

After the first episode screening, I thought, “That was a lot, but it’s meant to be jarring!” I actually liked it better watching it a second time, when it dropped for everyone else.

A few episodes in, I reasoned, “Okay. We will see some character development in here somewhere. Some unfolding of the past from Lestat's POV.” Outside of very short glimpses into Lestat’s past, we didn’t get that. 

Midway through the season, I thought, “This will be the turning point. There will be a reckoning.” Instead, I found myself having watched 6 episodes of largely…nothing happening at all. No conversation felt real or lived-in. All the characters felt totally devoid of anything that made them compelling previously, including Lestat, who I found myself not really caring about in either direction. Lestat. In the show called *The Vampire Lestat*. It all felt so *hollow*. But there were *glimpses* of the show I loved, like it was on the precipice of achieving its former emotional and artistic impact for me.@reticentvampyr Tumblr blog screenshot 2 of 2:

So then I thought, “This is intentional. Lestat is telling the story like a play. It’s a bit long-winded, and I have issues with the pacing, but the finale will put the season at large into context. Plus, this season is meant to be one of two parts.”

When the credits began rolling on Ep 7, my first instinct was to cry, and I was reminded of the similar reaction I had to the rushed ending of *Our Flag Means Death* a few years back. After the initial shock, I was able to process with some friends, pinpoint the things I didn’t like, and consider HBO’s influence on those things. It took me a bit, but I made peace with it, even if I didn't love the season as a whole.

Something felt different about this. And I figured out why, I think. It starts out pretty personal, but I think it speaks to the season’s larger issues.

I am open to changing my opinion. I am open to discussion. I am open to watching the season again, maybe finding more to like in it. But for now, this is where I'm at.

[Keep reading link]
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you want my immediate Ep 7 thoughts, I posted them on tumblr a bit ago. I’m gonna wait to say more until I’ve sat with it and it’s released tomorrow. Ultimately, I’m grateful for the relationships I’ve gained and/or deepened bc of this series and the experiences it’s led me to. Gratitude always.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
we made Friends
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
two years ago today, louie came into my life with 18 lbs worth of trust issues. i knew he deserved a good home as much as any other cat, even if i could only provide it temporarily as i grieved strider. now, louie de paw du lac is is happier, healthier, and home forever. (he’s still evil though ❤️)
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
holding onto a sliver of hope in the form of sam reid saying the s3 finale provides context for why this season is structured the way it is
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
clear the searches. Loustat slow burn. Loustat in character. Louis happy.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
hilariously, this keeps happening.
Excerpt from my ao3 fic, "i'm piano, you're forte":

The page has no follows or following. A smattering of likes. It features posts dating back about six months, each of which Lestat has studied at length. Louis seems to be treating it as a sort of work repository—and it’s definitely his work. Indeed, Lestat can see a piece of Louis in each photo: a twinkling night sky behind Central Park’s boulders and trees; an androgynous couple dancing at a club in what looks like Berlin; a teen smoking a cigarette at Dubai Harbor.

The “Primrose for Claudia. Canon EOS R5.”

Lestat hasn’t attempted to follow the page (though he doesn’t think Louis would necessarily mind if he did). His massive following ensures he’s always under scrutiny, and Louis has garnered enough attention from his book as it is. A spot on The Vampire Lestat’s limited follow list would likely introduce a whole new set of problems.Screencap from The Vampire Lestat 3x06. Louis and Lestat sit on a bench side by side. Louis asks Lestat, "What blooms at night?"Screencap from The Vampire Lestat 3x06. Louis and Lestat sit on a bench side by side. Lestat answers Louis, "Evening primrose."
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
whatever. i don't even care. that look is for HIM ONLY
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i will say they missed the opportunity to put him in more makeup. or any makeup. THE TEXTS!!!!!
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i don't CARE that nobody gaf about larry, that's MY favorite canadian white boy whose casting i predicted fourscore and seven years ago, and he can act his ass off. look up schitt's creek we are losing the ANCIENT TEXTS
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
btw I’ve moved over to serializd for my tv tracking lets be friends
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if i speak……., i’ll always be proud of this series ❤️
Excerpt from my ao3 fic, “andante”:

DANIEL MOLLOY:
Thought you might wanna see this.

Louis unlocks his phone to see three moving dots appear in their conversation, followed by a video clip.

Louis pauses in the entryway, letting his bag drop to the floor.

The preview thumbnail depicts Lestat sitting at a piano in what Louis infers is his Louisiana home (based on what he saw in the occasional FaceTime. He and Lestat hadn't been above ... modern modes of sexting during their arrangement). He looks pensive, sky-colored eyes concentrated not on the keys but a little off to the side, as if regarding someone next to him. There's no one else on the bench.

Louis sighs. He's gonna need a glass of blood for whatever this is.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the writers have to stop looking at my fics /j bc tell me why i wrote this in 2024 #tvlspoilers
Excerpt from my ao3 fic “i’m piano, you’re forte”:

“Unbeknownst to everyone in his life-including Louis and that nagging little documentarian—Lestat kept the piece of driftwood he used for decades as a piano. The worn, splintered thing on which he imagined note after note, what each would sound like in the melodic singing voice he'd know in death.

Here it sits, propped up against the wall in his studio.

Lestat ambles slowly past it-brushing his fingers on the wood as he goes-to the upright piano in the center of the room, the tangible one with sounds he can commit to air.

In the last year of his artistic endeavor, he's taken up guitar and drums and curbing the unimaginative artistic whims of his very human band. Piano, though, he's hardly touched. Until now.

He closes his eyes. Claudia sits beside him, placing her hands over his.

One finger down: D flat.

He begins.”
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
anyway #recentering
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
whatever. i don't even care.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
he's never done anything wrong in his life btw
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
4 episodes in, and at this point these are my thoughts on the tone. I am working on adjusting my expectations bc this is…not really an adaptation of tvl. That aside, I’m ready for this shit to pick up, now.
without spoiling anything, i think i can say 4 episodes in that i see what the writers are trying to do with this season, but it's really not coming through so far. there is plenty i like, but also a lot that feels half-baked.

what it comes down to is the die-hard audience is too smart and too sick of the provocative edgelord humor by now. intentionally cringe or not, intentionally offensive or not, it's wearing thin. i'd like some story in my show again, please. show me something real. there are glimpses of it. bring it back!!!

semi-relatedly, i don't think you're supposed to think lestat is making good choices out of his anger and pettiness, so i'm not surprised with how shitty he's moving. but we are over halfway through the season now. i am over this pattern and ready for something new, the reckoning for his character that would make a lot of what we saw in the first four episodes worth it.
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
because i guess this is a thread now: your biggest fan x wicked little town soft guitar ballad leading to a layered chorus w/further instrumentals and bg vocals, repeated refrain (“wolfkiller, wolfkiller…” / “oh, it’s a wicked…”) also they both make me cry. another tw for nph 💀 #iwtv #hedwig
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m catching up on the latest season of From and i am reminded that my gender is Jade in this cat shirt
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
in the end this is what matters to me. my wife is a bitch and I love her etc etc
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
assad: armand often does tell *a* truth-- delainey:
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
like. do i even have to say it anymore. if i was armand and ldpdl looked at me like this i’d gauge out my other eye
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j 🍉 @vulcanscully.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
me when I predicted larrystat in July 2025
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