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Bot V Bortles

@vtlvbot.bsky.social
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voted easiest vtuber to fastball into someone's face model by: @luavlucky.bsky.social I stream here: www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot also here: www.youtube.com/@VTLVBOT art tag: #boptart

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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
now seated for
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeag… was just thinking today that this is probably the cheapest it’s going to be to fill up my tank for the foreseeable future
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
look at this fucking thing and tell me you've never seen this look in the compound eyes of a roach before you snuff it out
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm not my father, I'm my own halloween costume
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I was born to be a jobber in this thing
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’ve only gotten a handful of Marathon runs in but everytime I die it feels like this
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
this color test is fucked up
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This week's schedule brought to you by Bot's new adhd meds!
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
new schedule this week! Hoping to get to the end of Look Outside!
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
WE BEAT NIDHOGG EX GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
introducing slime mold bot, please throw rocks at him
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
look who actually made a schedule! We're starting Final Fantasy I today!
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I have to lock in or chris is really gonna do it this time www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
people keep having good experiences with bazzite and I’m here stuck on windows like
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Tonight at 6:15ish (we're still setting up wheels), two dinguses who didn't pass the CDL drug screen get behind the wheel
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
IT KEEPS HAPPENING DOG I HATE IT
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
“Put the gun down young man, there’s too much pussy out there to kill yourself.”
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Tonight at 6PM PST, @demiklo.bsky.social @ferrahfang.bsky.social and I will decide who is the wisest wizard of them all in Mage Arena!
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
October is over but we still scared baby! Facing the first of the horrors today at 3PM PST on youtube and Twitch!
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
it's the end of the month and bot needs a shady way to pay bills, TIME TO GO GAMBLING Live with CloverPit in 20!
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
King gizzard concert kicked ass
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
here's where she was by the end stats wise, power for acceleration and wits to make the skills proc is what helped I think
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
F A S T
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Deltarune is out but I didn't finish ch2 before today, I'll be live on Twitch at 12PM PST driving this creature into the ground like a tent stake
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
my phone battery died just after seeing jizo here rip
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
there was no explanation for why lao zi's head is so bulbous on the accompanying placard, I can only assume that's just what his head looked like in real life
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I need all these little zodiac figures
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
this guy looks like he just found out this log has been fucking his wife and is going to absolutely slug him one "this is what yew git fer sleepin with shirleena you bastard" "your wife sees my penis richard"
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I didn't know people did sketches in clay like this, it felt very raw and physical the emotions that were pressed into the figures
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
the red pine on the menshikov also looked incredible, carving all the curls of the wig must have taken so long
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
really liked the terracotta dumas, it looked amazing
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
dark souls ass jug
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
the virgin constantinius vs the chad olmec (ed. note; the olmec head was not featured at the met but it should've been)
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
no one on staff would tell me if there was an actual dead body in this thing
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
the temple of dendur kicked so much ass
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
separated at birth
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bot V Bortles @vtlvbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
totally slipped my mind but here's a thread of some pics from that trip to the met I had
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