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Vincent ⚖️

@vtheesquire.bsky.social
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Father | Husband | Lawyer | Retired (kinda)

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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 14h
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 14h
A LOT of people in Trump’s orbit are going to be buying pardons before he leaves office.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 15h
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Got Dayum Reaction
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 15h
Man. 🥴 But equity. 😏
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 16h
😩😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 17h
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Sheldon Cooper Sprays Lysol in Big Bang Theory
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 17h
😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 17h
“Inflation”
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 17h
😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 17h
#Too #AsWell
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 18h
Yes!!! 😳
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 19h
😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
Shipping those heavy ass books might cost $1,000. 🥴
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
I didn’t think anyone would take them. Who the hell wants 50 pound casebooks with obsolete law in them??
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
Is parenting hard? Hell yeah. (Those tween middle school years will particularly beat you down) But all-in-all, TO ME, a thousand times worth it.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
I could never bring myself to throw them away. It really is trauma.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
I know A LOT of childless miserable people. They’re usually by themsleves altogether.
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Jamie Lee Curtis Says Go Figure
ALT: Jamie Lee Curtis Says Go Figure
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
Maybe it’s a case of “birds of a feather flock together,” but I hardly know anyone who seem to dislike being a parent. The exceptions I can think are downright miserable people and probably would be even without kids.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
And being a parent is sooooo much fun.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
Decluttering my basement and found these. It’s been 20 years. I think it’s okay to let them go. 😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 20h
To this day.
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Claire Huxtable's Iconic Side Eye
ALT: Claire Huxtable's Iconic Side Eye
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 23h
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Man Says 'You Know This... Maaan!!!'
ALT: Man Says 'You Know This... Maaan!!!'
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got another “Dad, I can’t find my car,” call today.
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Man Smoking Cigarette, Hand on Forehead
ALT: Man Smoking Cigarette, Hand on Forehead
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like peak colors get later and later every year.
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Spongebob Squarepants and Climate Change Rainbow
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants and Climate Change Rainbow
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Stank Face Stinky
ALT: Stank Face Stinky
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The best people I know happen to be Black.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The way we always incorporate laughter and food into our love.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta do a family conflicts check before dating down south. 😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Koyomi Mizuhara Azumanga Daioh
ALT: Koyomi Mizuhara Azumanga Daioh
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Johnson, Brown, Williams, Robinson, or Wilson. 😂😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah. You gotta get the old folks’ clearance to date somebody from the crib. 😭
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
St. Stephen is smaller than St. Matthews, where I’m from! 😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My kids may not own a house until they’re 40. 🥴
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gospel.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Just please be out the house and not dependent on them for anything when you get here.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ladson, Summerville, McClellanville?? I’m from around the way, up I-26 towards Columbia.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chat SWV: What are y’all really talking about here?
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where at in SC?
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Druski: Say What?
ALT: Druski: Say What?
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😭😭😭
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How can you ever respect a man who has no self-respect?
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Left me stunned. 😳
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most relatable Pete Hegseth will ever be to me.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jill Scott was the first person I thought of.
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Mark Jackson: With All Due Respect
ALT: Mark Jackson: With All Due Respect
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a men who didn’t see, yes, I was blind. Apparently. 😂
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I promise you if there is a next time, the Capitol Police will shoot.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean after 20 or so years of them lording over your life, some kids simply need a break from their parents. I left home when I was 22, and never lived close to my parents as an adult. We had/have a terrific relationship because of this. 🤗
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only people I’m OBLIGATED to associate with is my lawfully wedded spouse and my (minor) kids. Everyone else is on an “I feel like dealing with you” basis.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t even think you need a valid reason not to FW your parents. Freedom of association, and whatnot.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He knows damnwell he can’t accomplish this, but a “promise to work on” is just that.
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