Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026Fucking christ I am having a morning. Caught my neighbor cutting down trees on my side of the fence. He called me an asshole. Finished the damage and left the trees laying in my yard. Called the police, they basically said 🤷♂️ My soccer league treasurer came […] [Original post on dmv.community] 010 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026Let’s see how my asshole maga neighbor likes looking at a #BatHouse every time he steps out onto his perfectly manicured lawn. 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026I learned two hard truths today: 1. My multiple #engineering degrees apparently do not translate to concrete math. 2. I have no future as a mason. Alas, my work is #goodenough. #garden #gardening #landman #landmanning #diy #concrete #BatHouse 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Update: bottom layer… laid. 100 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026#garden #gardening #landman #landmanning #diy #BatHouse 100 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026So, digging a x 12”dia. x 21”D hole in wet clay sucks. #garden #gardening #landman #landmanning #diy #BatHouse 100 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026While I wait for a replacement, I did get to clean my cooling fan 😬 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026I asked my #IT department for a new laptop battery a few months ago. Got busy so I didn’t replace it until today. Lol that didn’t work! Turns out they ordered an aftermarket part and #Dell #BIOS won’t accept that nonsense. 100 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026RE: dmv.community/@VTDARKSIM/1173728392… Update: Colossal Anniversary Ale #fuckwork #skipday #portcity #brewery #AlexandriaVA #craftbeer #bike #biking #cycle #cycling #bicycle #bicycling #biketoot #biketooter #fuckitfriday 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026RE: dmv.community/@VTDARKSIM/1173726976… Update: Chela Mexican Lager & Dunkel #fuckwork #skipday #portcity #brewery #AlexandriaVA #craftbeer #bike #biking #cycle #cycling #bicycle #bicycling #biketoot #biketooter #fuckitfriday 001 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026RE: dmv.community/@VTDARKSIM/1173726430… Update: Kölsch & Not Fade #fuckwork #skipday #portcity #brewery #AlexandriaVA #craftbeer #bike #biking #cycle #cycling #bicycle #bicycling #biketoot #biketooter #fuckitfriday 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026RE: dmv.community/@VTDARKSIM/1173668968… Update: #fuckwork #skipday #portcity #brewery #AlexandriaVA #craftbeer #bike #biking #cycle #cycling #bicycle #bicycling #biketoot #biketooter #fuckitfriday 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026I’ve decided I will be blowing off work tomorrow and riding my #bike to #PortCity #Brewery because look at this forecast and also #fuckwork. #BikeTooter #biketoot #biking #bicycle #bicycling #cycle #cycling #craftbeer #drinklocal 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026My favorite part about #Ring - aside from the #facism and #SurveillanceCapitalism - is the fact that it never fucking works. 001 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026This was my satirical #LinkedIn post that will probably further alienate me from that network: —————————————————— 🌊 The world is drowning in a sea of AI-generated slop. 🛟 Last night, a lifeline appeared. 🌱 Our #garden is producing so many peppers, the only […] [Original post on dmv.community] 010 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026I just picked a bunch (peck?) of peppers and pickled them. I now have ~17 cups of pickled peppers to work through. I might have a pickled pepper problem. #garden #gardening #landman #landmanning #homestead #homesteading #harvest #vegetables #pickledpeppers […] [Original post on dmv.community] 001 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026My company developed some pretty decent tools back in the day, but they are based in #Microsoft #Access and have been outdated for a loooong time. I have been advocating for years for us to migrate to something developed at least in the 21st century. I’ve been […] [Original post on dmv.community] 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026I’m not stressed. YOU’RE stressed. Same breakfast as most days. 🙄 #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems 110 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026Hey @protonprivacy, this is absolute dogshit. I’ll be the judge of what is and is not too small for editing, thank you. #Proton #ProtonDrive #ProtonSheets 010 1
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Thanks, #Leviton, you piece of shit. 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026RE: mastodon.social/@eff/11721531933545… Well, I guess that’s that. Bye, @eff. 000 0
Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026PSA: When a stoplight is not functioning, it effectively becomes a stop sign. STOP DRIVING THROUGH INTERSECTIONS AT 60MPH WHEN THE POWER IS OUT, YOU DUMB HOMICIDAL FUCKS. 001 1